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The Dark wrote:The virgin birth doesn't even matter! For the love of Pete, it gets two bloody chapters in the whole NT. The oldest books don't mention it, the oldest Gospel doesn't mention it, and the two that do are derived Gospels that are a blend of the oldest Gospel and oral traditions. The Cult of Mary appears to still be strong in the Catholic Church. Such a shame.
Doesn't matter, eh? Even though it is yet another demonstration of Christianity's hatred for sex?

Oh, and by the way, talk about a "duh" article. Pregnancies don't just spontaneously happen. Either Joseph was fornicating with Mary or she was the town whore, perhaps both. She obviously made the whole thing up, since back in those days, a woman would be stoned for having a child if she wasn't married. She was probably severely delusional, as well, if she claimed that an angel came to her.
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The Dark wrote:The virgin birth doesn't even matter! For the love of Pete, it gets two bloody chapters in the whole NT. The oldest books don't mention it, the oldest Gospel doesn't mention it, and the two that do are derived Gospels that are a blend of the oldest Gospel and oral traditions. The Cult of Mary appears to still be strong in the Catholic Church. Such a shame.
Doesn't matter, eh? Even though it is yet another demonstration of Christianity's hatred for sex?
Sorry, should have said "doesn't matter theologically." And not all Christians hate sex, we're not all Puritans. To assume all Christians are like the fundies is a generalization.
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The Dark wrote:The virgin birth doesn't even matter! For the love of Pete, it gets two bloody chapters in the whole NT. The oldest books don't mention it, the oldest Gospel doesn't mention it, and the two that do are derived Gospels that are a blend of the oldest Gospel and oral traditions. The Cult of Mary appears to still be strong in the Catholic Church. Such a shame.
Doesn't matter, eh? Even though it is yet another demonstration of Christianity's hatred for sex?
Sorry, should have said "doesn't matter theologically." And not all Christians hate sex, we're not all Puritans. To assume all Christians are like the fundies is a generalization.
Strawman. Christianity itself preaches hatred of sex. Not all Christians abide by that, but virtually every denomination of Christianity buys into the belief that sex is dirty by saying that God was too good to be conceived through sex – even though he himself created sex, allegedly. Suuuuuuuure.
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Durandal wrote: Doesn't matter, eh? Even though it is yet another demonstration of Christianity's hatred for sex?
Sorry, should have said "doesn't matter theologically." And not all Christians hate sex, we're not all Puritans. To assume all Christians are like the fundies is a generalization.
Strawman. Christianity itself preaches hatred of sex. Not all Christians abide by that, but virtually every denomination of Christianity buys into the belief that sex is dirty by saying that God was too good to be conceived through sex – even though he himself created sex, allegedly. Suuuuuuuure.
*Shrug* I've never had that preached to me. I would again say generalization. Not all denomination consider Paul to have been correct in his beliefs on proper living. I have always been taught that everything God created is good, as long as it is remembered in its proper place and does not become the be-all and end-all of life. "Virtually every" is not all.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://www.sundayherald.com/29816

Well it was obvious to us, but it'll be quite interesting seeing the reaction this makes.
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C.S.Strowbridge wrote: My sister knew a woman who was a virgin when you gave birth to her first kid.
Me? I didn't do it!
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More important question: was Mary an anal virgin?
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Well no shit.

There are several possible reasons (other than the writers of the bible lying) that this "virgin" thing could have come about.

1) At the time in the middle east, a virgin was recognised as a woman, married or not, WITHOUT a child. As such, she would have been considered a virgin at the time of the birth by means of local custom.

2) Mistranslation due to similarity between one word meaning virgin and one meaning young woman. I forget the languages, I'll look it up later.
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AdmiralKanos wrote:More important question: was Mary an anal virgin?
When I saw Mike posting in this thread, somehow I knew...

Anyway, there is no passage in any section of the Bible forbidding anal sex.
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maybe the sections that say what's unclean. these people were sooo inventive.
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SirNitram wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:More important question: was Mary an anal virgin?
When I saw Mike posting in this thread, somehow I knew...

Anyway, there is no passage in any section of the Bible forbidding anal sex.
One of the things God said unto the Israelites was "thou shalt not lay with another man as thou does with a woman".

It might have beeen re-interpreted to mean "no anal sex".
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:One of the things God said unto the Israelites was "thou shalt not lay with another man as thou does with a woman".

It might have beeen re-interpreted to mean "no anal sex".
A lot of homophobes read it that way because they associate anal sex exclusively with gays. However, once you remove that false association, it prohibits homosexuality but not anal sex. As if I give a flying fuck what the Bible prohibits.
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There are several possible reasons (other than the writers of the bible lying) that this "virgin" thing could have come about.
There is a even better explanation. If anyone bother to study the process of formation of myths will see how it explains well this sittuation. Like someone pointed the earlier texts do not deal with the subject (even because the hebrew did not give a damn for women). It only shows up in the later texts. When in the first texts Jesus is a messianic personality it is only in the later he moves up to the divinity lawyer. Just read and you see how he is much more powerful, wise, less regional and much more mythic elements are present. One of the elements is the being a child of a god (a normal element of many myths) and like those, the best way to show up you are a child of a god is being born of a virgin, since only way to us humans to have child is by sex (therefore the loss of virginity). Then Joseph turns in a old good man who save her and Jesus's brothers just disaper to not give space to any doubt of the divine intervention. Even so, Mary have no importance. (the earlier christian also give a damn for women). She is just a way to show Jesus's special origem. If i am not mistaken, only during the medieval time and during the insane St. Agostyne time Mary turned to have such importance.
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lgot wrote:... When in the first texts Jesus is a messianic personality it is only in the later he moves up to the divinity lawyer ...
Jesus is a divinity lawyer? I finally understand the Christian faith! Jesus is not God, but rather, he's your defense lawyer when you meet the judge, so you have to retain his services by kissing his ass!

Of course, this makes hash out of the holy trinity idea, the "Jesus is God" idea, and a lot of other things, but at least it actually makes some sort of sense :)
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of course I would correct myself to say that was a awful mistake and it was supposed to be layer not lawyer. but since I did what many tried to do before me and could not (making the catholic religion have some sense) I will just let the Lawyer there and run screaming "Eureka" everywhere...
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SirNitram wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:More important question: was Mary an anal virgin?
When I saw Mike posting in this thread, somehow I knew...

Anyway, there is no passage in any section of the Bible forbidding anal sex.
Except, of course, when God destroys two cities for doing it. I'd call that a ringing endorsement.
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Durandal wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:More important question: was Mary an anal virgin?
When I saw Mike posting in this thread, somehow I knew...

Anyway, there is no passage in any section of the Bible forbidding anal sex.
Except, of course, when God destroys two cities for doing it. I'd call that a ringing endorsement.
I think it was immorality in general and not just anal.
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Genesis 19. Basically what happens is that two angels come to Lot's house, and he takes them in and feeds them. Then a group of guys comes around and say they want to "know" those men. Lot (the only "righteous man" in the city) instead tells them to take his two virgin daughters and have their way with them, but the crowd insists on knowing the angels. So, God kills everyone in the two cities.
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Durandal wrote:Genesis 19. Basically what happens is that two angels come to Lot's house, and he takes them in and feeds them. Then a group of guys comes around and say they want to "know" those men. Lot (the only "righteous man" in the city) instead tells them to take his two virgin daughters and have their way with them, but the crowd insists on knowing the angels. So, God kills everyone in the two cities.

So, God's real problem was with people who insisted on raping his angels. Lot's daughters would have been okay but don't touch the angels.
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Tsyroc wrote:So, God's real problem was with people who insisted on raping his angels. Lot's daughters would have been okay but don't touch the angels.
And God is a pretty indiscriminate judge, so he annihilated everyone else in the city too, including women and children and babies. And Lot's wife too (with a punishment that is highly reminiscent of the way redshirts die on Star Trek), because she disobeyed an arbitrary command not to look back. I don't think there's much point trying to figure out what it is that God has a problem with, since he has a problem with pretty much anything and everything besides worshipping him.
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Interesting tidbit, I heard somewhere that 'pillar of salt' may be a mistranslation- the alternative being 'pillar of vapour'. Red shirts indeed.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:So, God's real problem was with people who insisted on raping his angels. Lot's daughters would have been okay but don't touch the angels.
And God is a pretty indiscriminate judge, so he annihilated everyone else in the city too, including women and children and babies. And Lot's wife too (with a punishment that is highly reminiscent of the way redshirts die on Star Trek), because she disobeyed an arbitrary command not to look back. I don't think there's much point trying to figure out what it is that God has a problem with, since he has a problem with pretty much anything and everything besides worshipping him.

Maybe he just has really crappy aim (when it comes to the cities) and poor control when it comes to Lot's wife. :D

Actually, wasn't Gabriel sent to destroy the cities or am I getting that from the Christopher Walken movie? :)
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Well, considering how Hollywood tends to commit blasphemy, it could be just the movie. Either way, though, it doesn't speak highly of the invisible man.
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weemadando wrote: 2) Mistranslation due to similarity between one word meaning virgin and one meaning young woman. I forget the languages, I'll look it up later.
Greek. The word from Hebrew that means young woman, when translated to Greek, can mean either "virgin" or "young woman." The translators from Greek to English selected the first meaning, but the second is entirely possible. Don't say that around most Christians this time of year, though. Even moderates can be rabid over that one.
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That's actually been used before, and is heresy :D. Going to my Basic Christian Beliefs class again, the major believers in that style of atonement (although not quite as extreme, so not considered heretical) are Anselm (a Catholic saint) and John Calvin.
lgot wrote: There is a even better explanation. If anyone bother to study the process of formation of myths will see how it explains well this sittuation. Like someone pointed the earlier texts do not deal with the subject (even because the hebrew did not give a damn for women).
(I think) I was the one who pointed that out. The Hebrews didn't entirely not give a damn about women. Ruth and Deborah were still important figures to them, and it's not often you see written records about a female political leader in the ancient Middle East (Ruth, the only known female Judge).
It only shows up in the later texts. When in the first texts Jesus is a messianic personality it is only in the later he moves up to the divinity layer. Just read and you see how he is much more powerful, wise, less regional and much more mythic elements are present. One of the elements is the being a child of a god (a normal element of many myths) and like those, the best way to show up you are a child of a god is being born of a virgin, since only way to us humans to have child is by sex (therefore the loss of virginity). Then Joseph turns in a old good man who save her and Jesus's brothers just disaper to not give space to any doubt of the divine intervention.
All true. Well put.
Even so, Mary have no importance. (the earlier christian also give a damn for women).
Eh...Phoebe was an early deacon of the church. Many of the first Christians were women, and dragged their husbands out of Mithra worship to join Christianity. The records for that were just suppressed by the male supremacist Catholic church (sorry to any Catholics who may be on this board, but the hierarchy of the Catholic church is male supremacist).
She is just a way to show Jesus's special origem. If i am not mistaken, only during the medieval time and during the insane St. Agostyne time Mary turned to have such importance.
It was the medieval period, but I don't believe it was Augustine who started the whole Cult of Mary. It was begun because of the "Christ as Judge" philosophy, which required a more "feminine" touch to balance, so the Catholics added Mary to their prayers as someone to intercede for them with Christ.

Durandal wrote:Genesis 19. Basically what happens is that two angels come to Lot's house, and he takes them in and feeds them. Then a group of guys comes around and say they want to "know" those men. Lot (the only "righteous man" in the city) instead tells them to take his two virgin daughters and have their way with them, but the crowd insists on knowing the angels. So, God kills everyone in the two cities.
God had already decided to destroy the cities, so your causal chain is incorrect.God says Sodom and Gomorrah are to be destroyed in Genesis 18:20-21. Also, the Sodomites are violating the law of hospitality if the Middle East, where guests (even the person you hate most in the world) must be treated with respect while under your roof for three days. The textual notes from my New Oxford Annotated Bible states:

"As in the case of 18:1-8, the main issue here is hospitality to secrety divine visitors. Here, however, the sanctity of hospitality is threatened by the men of the city who wish to rape(know) the guests (cf. Judg 19.22-30). Though disapproval of male homosexual rape is assumed here, the primary point of this text is how this threat by the townspeople violates the value of hospitality (contrast 18:1-16). Hospitality is valued so strongly in this context that this text positively portrays Lot's offer of his virgin daughters in place of his guests. Though the text presupposes that a father would have extreme difficulty offering his daughters to such violence, Lot's virture is demnostrated by his willingness to go to such a length-and put his own body in danger (vv. 9-10)-to avoid violation of his guests."
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