Let's make up a conspiracy theory!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-26 05:05pm

When your not in a room, it turns into a blank space.

Prove me wrong!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-26 05:25pm

The american military has technology that can see through any wall.

so what if they're windows?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-26 05:33pm

I think the US should never have declassified those.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-05-26 05:49pm

The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency was never disbanded. A new more vaccine resistant strain of both the Vampire and the Zombie viruus has been hitting the states foor several years now. The Governemnt has thus far been able to keep it quiet from the general public, but only by revealing the killer clowns from outer space as a distraction.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-26 07:58pm

That's a pretty funny site.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-26 08:59pm

We're in the Matrix. And if you see some guys with sunglasses, a suit and an earpiece, run like hell.

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-05-26 09:10pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:We're in the Matrix. And if you see some guys with sunglasses, a suit and an earpiece, run like hell.

Those are the evil agents of the "CIA." Yes, run like hell. Recite the latest conspiracy theory if one catches you.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-26 09:48pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:When your not in a room, it turns into a blank space.

Prove me wrong!

Could you use a hidden camera for when you're not there?

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-05-26 10:50pm

The moon landing was not filmed on the moon, or in California. In order to make a convincing forgery NASA was forced to film in Iraq. All events in Iraq since that date are due to attempts to conceal/expose the evidence. The UN, which is obviously run by Communists, has repeatedly sent "weapons inspectors" in attempts to expose the fraud and thus discredit the US government. The recent invasion was carried out to remove the need for weapons inspections, and also place US troops in Iraq to get rid of the evidence once and for all.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-27 06:08am

Yes but how does that tie in with the Kennedy assassinationj. Don't tell me Udai Hussian has "The Magic Bullet" in his collection?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-27 06:12am

Darth Yoshi wrote:You underestimate the tenacity of the gov't.

Or it could be that the SGAs who abduct people just are gov't-employed mercenaries.

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-05-27 12:11pm

Kennedy? This conspiracy goes back to the Lincoln assasination! Lincoln was not killed by John Wilkes Booth, in fact he was killed much earlier and replaced by a proto-commie body double. The Emancipation proclamation, while ostensibly a blow for freedom was actually far more sinister. By casting the ownership of human beings as illegal and immoral, Commie-Lincoln hoped to pave the way for abolishing rights to other kinds of property - such as narcotics and weaponry, and eventually remove the concept of private property from the US altogether. The existence of anti-drug laws and anti-firearm campaigns indicates that the Communist movement is still alive in the US, although Booth did much to slow its progress.

International Communists had Archduke Franz Ferdinand assasinated in order to provoke the First World War and allow Lenin to come to power in Russia. The Second World War was also engineered by the Communist conspiracy in order to force co-operation between Roosevelt and Stalin and lead to the formation of the UN. During the UN's formation, members of the US Communist movement held secret meetings with Stalin, setting up the UN as a Communist organisation. Now, bitter after the USSR's defeat in the Cold War, the UN seeks to discredit America with its weapons inspectors.

Incidentally, Kennedy had proven to be too strong a US leader, embarassing the USSR during the Cuban Missile Crisis, and threatening to humiliate it further with his plan to put a man on the moon. He was assasinated by the Commie conspiracy, and without his commitment, the Apollo program failed, necessitating the faked moon landings. The magic bullet was smuggled to Cuba and is currently hidden in Fidel Castro's beard.

Tom_Aurum · Post by **Tom_Aurum** » 2003-05-27 02:15pm

Seemingly improbable but actually probable:

1) There is a small team of scientists being paid by japanese executives to develop a real catgirl. I've also heard that recently some asian scientists have spliced human and mammalian dna successfully.

2) The Mormons are slowly developing a plan to take over the entire united states, or at least the western half.

3) Power Armor is being developed by the united states military. The Metal Gear project is real.

4) Sugar is actually developed as an addictive drug, to make common citizens complacent and fat (I didn't come up with this, vegan nutso ex-girlfriend did.)

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-05-27 07:47pm

Saddam Hussein was actually a Dinner theatre actor from Oklahoma put in place to distract the American public whenever something bad happened domestically.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-05-28 03:03am

How bout this...

Did you know the government can see you through your TV. They have technology that allows the electron guns in a tv to recieve photons.

SARS is actually a mutated strain of the Andromeda Strain. IT was harvest from space to be used as a bio weapon

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-28 03:40am

Lonestar wrote:Saddam Hussein was actually a Dinner theatre actor from Oklahoma put in place to distract the American public whenever something bad happened domestically.

Thats a blatant rip-off of the X-files.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-29 11:53pm

Tom_Aurum wrote:1) There is a small team of scientists being paid by japanese executives to develop a real catgirl. I've also heard that recently some asian scientists have spliced human and mammalian dna successfully.

SWEET!

3) Power Armor is being developed by the united states military. The Metal Gear project is real.

Cool.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-05-30 11:49am

weemadando wrote: Thats a blatant rip-off of the X-files.

So? One of the better Comspiracies too, IMHO.

In the past 10 years a mutated strain of the Zombie virus has created Werewolves for the first time in the states. Prices of silver have risen because FVZA has been buying up the stuff for silver bullets.

Ironbeard · Post by **Ironbeard** » 2003-05-30 02:16pm

Hold on... wasn't there a post saying Saddam Hussein was really Stalin, and that the Vatican had to be involved in any conspiracy? Have these posts been deleted? It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-05-30 07:42pm

No, but the Communists are really in the employ of the Vatican, who, in turn, is in the Employ of Satan.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-31 09:36am

Ironbeard wrote:Hold on... wasn't there a post saying Saddam Hussein was really Stalin, and that the Vatican had to be involved in any conspiracy? Have these posts been deleted? It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

Yep, this post was courtesy of me, but it suddenly just disappeared along with a lot of other posts I made recently. I didn't delete them or anything, they just went away. Blame that on.......

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