Another Chick P.O.S.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-09 10:50pm

Why don't we all just stop reading Chick's garbage and just slam our dicks in sliding glass doors for a less painful experience.

Oh, and does anyone know about Mithraism? Christianity largely ripped off of it ... in every conceivable way.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-10-09 11:10pm

Durandal wrote:Why don't we all just stop reading Chick's garbage and just slam our dicks in sliding glass doors for a less painful experience.

Oh, and does anyone know about Mithraism? Christianity largely ripped off of it ... in every conceivable way.

I know a little about it. Christianity took doctrines from Zoroastrianism as well.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-10-10 08:37am

This guy's comics are too painful to read. That D&D comic is funny as hell though... "Blackleaf died, I can't face life alone." LoL .

And Apperently And these sucicides in the article chick wrote, were mearly done by people who play D&D, Only 5 of these incidents were apperently directly involded with D&D. The rest were ether done by a person who played D&D, or D&D was insuated as the cause of the incident by police officers with no real proof provided in the description.
I would love to see how many sucicdes or murders are involded in much the same way with the Bible... prob alot more.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-10 05:06pm

Antediluvian wrote:
Durandal wrote:Why don't we all just stop reading Chick's garbage and just slam our dicks in sliding glass doors for a less painful experience.

Oh, and does anyone know about Mithraism? Christianity largely ripped off of it ... in every conceivable way.
I know a little about it. Christianity took doctrines from Zoroastrianism as well.

Ooh! What are the going to do? Sue Christianity?

Anyway, it's well known Chich has no brain, and I hope he lacks another organ system as well, so he won't pollute the earth with Jack Chick Juniors. Or, has he done so already?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-10 07:16pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Antediluvian wrote:
Durandal wrote:Why don't we all just stop reading Chick's garbage and just slam our dicks in sliding glass doors for a less painful experience.

Oh, and does anyone know about Mithraism? Christianity largely ripped off of it ... in every conceivable way.
I know a little about it. Christianity took doctrines from Zoroastrianism as well.
Ooh! What are the going to do? Sue Christianity?

Anyway, it's well known Chich has no brain, and I hope he lacks another organ system as well, so he won't pollute the earth with Jack Chick Juniors. Or, has he done so already?

Doubtless he has.

My girlfriend is Buddhist, and when I showed her that rotten shit I thought she was going to raze the computer and beat me senseless. (Okay, that's partially because of that shit-eating tract, and partially because I'm on this board.)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-10-10 07:48pm

Cyril wrote:Dammit! I win every time at Risk, but I have yet to achieve world domination.

Stupid Chick.

Risk is good I won. It has helped acheieve domination.

Anyway, you the comp version?

And 10 Renecks in a Church says Chick will eventually get around too ethnic minorties, especially those having nothing too do with religion.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-11 08:18am

And he actually charges money for these "comics"

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-10-11 08:54am

Newest chick puke here: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5017/5017_01.asp

Astrology and stuff.
Quite fun:

Isaiah The 100% accurate profet:

God told Isaiah to tell Ahaz, the King of Judah, not to be concerned about Rezin (the king of Syria) or Pekah (the king of Israel). But according to 2 Chr.28:5-6 "God delivered him [Ahaz] into the hand of the king of Syria; and they smote him, and carried away a great multitude of them captives, and brought them to Damascus. And he was also delivered into the hand of the king of Israel, who smote him with a great slaughter." 7:5

The King James Version mistranslates the Hebrew word "almah", which means "young woman" as "virgin". (The Hebrew word, "bethulah", means "virgin".) In addition, the young woman referred to in this verse was living at the time of the prophecy. And Jesus, of course, was called Jesus -- and is not called Emmanuel in any verse in the New Testament. 7:14

These verses falsely predict that Babylon will never again be inhabited. 13:19-20

This verse prophesies that Damascus will be completely destroyed and no longer be inhabited. Yet Damascus has never been completely destroyed and is one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities. 17:1

The river of Egypt (identified as the Nile in RSV) shall dry up. This has never occurred. 19:5

This verse predicts that there shall be five cities in Egypt that speak the Canaanite language. But that language was never spoken in Egypt, and it is extinct now. 19:18

These verses predict that the Egyptians will worship the Lord (Yahweh) with sacrifices and offerings. But Judaism has never been an important religion in Egypt. 19:18-21

These verses predict that there will be an alliance between Egypt, Israel, and Assyria. But there has never been any such alliance, and it's unlikely that it ever will since Assyria no longer exists. 19:23-24

"The priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink." You can't even trust a drunken prophet anymore. 28:7

Misquoted in Rom.9:33. 28:16
"Henceforth there shall no more come into thee [Jerusalem] the uncircumcised and the unclean." But many uncircumcised people have visited and occupied Jerusalem after this prophecy was made. 52:1

Nations that do not serve Israel will perish. 60:12

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-11 06:28pm

Someone needs to lure the stupid son of a bitch over here where we can rip him apart.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-10-11 07:08pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Antediluvian wrote:
Durandal wrote:Why don't we all just stop reading Chick's garbage and just slam our dicks in sliding glass doors for a less painful experience.

Oh, and does anyone know about Mithraism? Christianity largely ripped off of it ... in every conceivable way.
I know a little about it. Christianity took doctrines from Zoroastrianism as well.
Ooh! What are the going to do? Sue Christianity?

Anyway, it's well known Chich has no brain, and I hope he lacks another organ system as well, so he won't pollute the earth with Jack Chick Juniors. Or, has he done so already?

Maybe they should.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-11 07:11pm

2000AD wrote:Someone needs to lure the stupid son of a bitch over here where we can rip him apart.

Ha! If you actually manage to do it, can I write a book about it? I've got the perfect title, "Death of a Dipshit" ...

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-10-11 08:59pm

That is so wrong. Not only is there absolutely NO connection between witchcraft and Dungeons and Dragons, but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D. That piece of crap depicted no less than THREE. Maybe it's just Chick trying to hit us over the head with the image that women are the source of evil in the world. I've also noticed that most of his protagonists are male. Perhaps he is also a sexist, adding to the list of his crimes against multicellular life.

Really, theres a girl in my D&D group. That D&D tract was hilarious though, you can find an MST3K of it at planetadnd.com's humor section. I dont know about you people, but iv never encountered a gaming group so strict and formal like the one in that tract.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-10-12 03:41am

Jadeite wrote:
Really, theres a girl in my D&D group. That D&D tract was hilarious though, you can find an MST3K of it at planetadnd.com's humor section. I dont know about you people, but iv never encountered a gaming group so strict and formal like the one in that tract.

That site has a link to another site with a MST3K of Dark Dungeons, but unfortunately the link is broken.

Silver Jedi · Post by **Silver Jedi** » 2002-10-12 06:35pm

Darth_Shinji wrote: I would love to see how many sucicdes or murders are involded in much the same way with the Bible... prob alot more.

*cough* crusades *cough*

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-10-14 08:57am

Silver Jedi wrote:
Darth_Shinji wrote: I would love to see how many sucicdes or murders are involded in much the same way with the Bible... prob alot more.
*cough* crusades *cough*

True...I was meaning more along the lines of sucides and rape in america... I was being nice and not bringing those up and hilter was a chirstain too.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-14 06:49pm

Has anyone emailed him Mikes page on creationism yet?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-14 07:37pm

Jadeite wrote:
That is so wrong. Not only is there absolutely NO connection between witchcraft and Dungeons and Dragons, but I have never ONCE met a girl who played D&D. That piece of crap depicted no less than THREE. Maybe it's just Chick trying to hit us over the head with the image that women are the source of evil in the world. I've also noticed that most of his protagonists are male. Perhaps he is also a sexist, adding to the list of his crimes against multicellular life.
Really, theres a girl in my D&D group. That D&D tract was hilarious though, you can find an MST3K of it at planetadnd.com's humor section. I dont know about you people, but iv never encountered a gaming group so strict and formal like the one in that tract.

Most RPG groups I've run into are the antithesis of "strict and formal"... it practically takes an explosion of some kind to get their attention back to the game, sometimes.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-15 05:30pm

2000AD wrote:Has anyone emailed him Mikes page on creationism yet?

He probably wouldn't visit it. He doesn't want logic and common sense interfering on his feeble arguments. Perhaps, you could say it's a pro-Creationism site, and link to one of the "Arguments" pages.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-18 09:17am

That is the greatest failing of any organised religon, they never admit they could be wrong. How many times have u been told "thats that way it is" and not "thats what i believe". But as mentioned in the cartoon Islam is destroying england, the Leftwing twats in charge are petrified of the Muslim ppl, even though most Muslims are ok ppl, just no fun at parties, the extreamists are running around saying this that and the other is anti-muslim, they have Labour jumping at shadows.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-10-18 01:28pm

Jesus fucking christ that site is fucked up, the authors should hung drawn and quartered.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2002-10-18 01:42pm

Have you ever looked around his site? He even uses Science to prove that the Koran is unscientific! It deals with the Koran saying that the Sun sets in a muddy pond or something, as stated in the Koran. Check out some of the best hypocrisy on the planet! (alt+w)

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 02:52pm

Oh yeah -- the idea that the sky is some kind of frikkin tent and the stars are "lights in the heavens" is so much more rational. Where the hell does this Chick guy get his acid?

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-18 02:59pm

So Chick's philosophy seems to be
"Everybody's stupid creationist ideas are wrong, except for my stupid creationist ideas, and if you don't like it you'll spend the rest of eternity with Mr. Pumpkin Head!"

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-18 03:08pm

Interesting, slightly O.T. note here; I recently had the following brief but enlightening conversation with a fundie street-preacher on Mill Avenue:

SP: (thrusting tract at me like a pitchfork) "Heard da good news?"
Me: "I won?! I won the lottery! Holy fucking camel-shit!"
SP: (stunned) "Uh... No! This is better!"
Me: "Oh. What did I win, then?"
SP: "Eternal life!"
Me: "Egghhh. I've got that already. I subscribed last year."
SP: "Huh?" (pause) "Well, if you were to die tonight --"
Me: "I'm gonna DIE?! Are you threatening me?!"
SP: (exasperated) "No, I'm offering you eternal salvation through our lord, Jesus Christ!"
Me: "Why the fuck would I want that? I mean, what makes you think that's a good thing, to be eternally chained to some 2000 year old delusional telekinetic hippie?"
SP: (sputtering) "Well... well, it's good because then you won't spend eternity in hell!"
Me: "I don't know if you've noticed yet, but I don't believe in your god. A god, maybe, but sure as fuck not yours. So tell me: if I don't believe in your god, why the fuck would I believe in your hell?"

I didn't get an answer to that, probably because they didn't have any stakes and lighter fluid handy.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-18 03:18pm

I'll remember that.