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CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-20 03:27pm

What the heck is "feltching"?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-06-20 03:27pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote: Yes, I love being fucked up the ass with a dildo covered in sandpaper,
nothing gets my juices flowing like half a liter of blood spewing forth from
my ruined anus

Eeeeewwww

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 03:40pm

MKSheppard wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote: Yes, I love being fucked up the ass with a dildo covered in sandpaper,
nothing gets my juices flowing like half a liter of blood spewing forth from
my ruined anus
Eeeeewwww

I really think Chookie should tone down his recitations of his adventures with Hopalong Rucker, the Most Arrogant Cowboi in the Toolshed.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-20 03:50pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote: Yes, I love being fucked up the ass with a dildo covered in sandpaper,
nothing gets my juices flowing like half a liter of blood spewing forth from
my ruined anus
Eeeeewwww
I really think Chookie should tone down his recitations of his adventures with Hopalong Rucker, the Most Arrogant Cowboi in the Toolshed.

ROFLMAO!!!!

BTW did Darth Wong tell you about that website the TKers opened to libel you? I still have the PM I sent, with full evidence (unless TK decided to 'sanitize' their board)...

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-06-20 03:59pm

They're hardcore, maaaaaaaan. HARDCORE!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 04:12pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
MKSheppard wrote: Eeeeewwww
I really think Chookie should tone down his recitations of his adventures with Hopalong Rucker, the Most Arrogant Cowboi in the Toolshed.
ROFLMAO!!!!

BTW did Darth Wong tell you about that website the TKers opened to libel you? I still have the PM I sent, with full evidence (unless TK decided to 'sanitize' their board)...

The Shadow (not 'Shadow') brought it to my attention shortly after they announced it at TK.

Stupid and lazy, as he put it. Obviously, their already meager store of creativity has been depleted.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 04:13pm

Hamel wrote:They're hardcore, maaaaaaaan. HARDCORE!

LMMFAO! And they're gonna ask you once again -- Who's bad?

Careful Rucker doesn't tag you with his one white glove.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-20 04:15pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I believe you've already been talked to about your vendetta against me. Shall we both leave this thread alone?
I wonder...is Strom Rucker small enough to fit in your big wookie ass?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I would imagine that by now they've had sufficient practice to pull it off without too many sprains or ruptures.

EDIT: But if this is so, then Rucker is not talking out of his ass, as I've suspected. He is talking out of Chookie's ass. So who, then, is talking out of Rucker? And whose ass is Rucker, anyway?

ROTFLMAO! I nominate this entire post to be FUQed.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 04:18pm

So, Chookmonster, how's that little bet of yours turning out? By the way, if you ever need a job, I hear your local YMCA is looking to replace their soda machine.

You can do it, Chookmonster! Just drop your drawers, hold a soda in each hand and bend over so the customers can twist the off the bottle-caps.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-20 04:31pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I have a confession to make. I have a fetish with my anus. I have the strongest urge to stuff things into my ass. For instance, where do you thing my mouse is? That's right, stuffed up my ass, right along with three soda cans, a broken beer bottle, and a pet hamster. There is space left in my ass, too. And that's just the beginning, too. Yesterday, I put Storm Rucker up my ass, and he fit in there, too! I was amazed, and so was he, but we both enjoyed it greatly. We're going to do it again tomorrow.

By the way, I'll confess another thing. I'll tell you why I came to SD.net. It's because of you, Einy! Ein-man, you're my hero, I love you. Please fuck me in the ass all day long, or better yet, use your railgun. That depleted uranium slug traveling at hypersonic speeds tearing my asshole and intestine into shreds will be the sweetest sensation of the 3.5 seconds I'll live for afterwards. Einy, please do it, I beg you!

Oh, and Shep, I love you too! I ask you of a similar thing. Please shove an AK-47 up my asshole and pull the trigger. I will be eternally grateful! Please do it, oh please please please. I love you, Shep and Einy!

....I am speechless.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 04:33pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: ...(unless TK decided to 'sanitize' their board)...

I haven't checked yet, but I seriously doubt they've done that. They're a bunch of spoiled little delinquents who'd cut their peckers off to spite their nuts. I'm sure they know that pulling the libelous material is the smart thing to do, and that fact in itself may be enough to prevent them from doing it.

They've already shown that they won't wise up to save their own asses, and at this point I'm actually counting on them to keep playing stupid with my work.

My pop told me once if you throw your enemy a shovel, nine times out of ten he'll dig his own grave. These amazing fuckers went and got the shovels themselves.

The Question · Post by **The Question** » 2003-06-20 04:38pm

^^^

Yes, your lawsuits and legal threats.

I try like hell to give a shit about your empty posturing, but I just can't seem to.

Flatulent, filthy fraud.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-20 04:38pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:So, CaptainChewbacca, how's that little bet of yours turning out?

What bet?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-20 04:42pm

This is kind of off-topic, but TK kept me from going to a LAN party!!! (if you don't know what it is, just assume it is a really cool event I wanted to go to)

I was checking out new threads awhile back on my mom's computer, and got led to some TK thing. My mom (having recently learned what the IE "history" button is for), checked out the site, saw nothing but "evil things" (porn, spam, "bad words", porn-spam, and the like), and refused to let me go to an event where she couldn't monitor my every move... evil TK bastards...

EDIT: I really don't care about TrollKingdom and it's populace either way, but that kinda pissed me off... oh well

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-20 04:43pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:What the heck is "feltching"?

After the top shoots his load in the bottom's ass, he bends down, sucks it out, and shares it with the bottom with a kiss.
Surely, you've practiced this without knowing what it's called.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 04:47pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:What the heck is "feltching"?
After the top shoots his load in the bottom's ass, he bends down, sucks it out, and shares it with the bottom with a kiss.
Surely, you've practiced this without knowing what it's called.

This points to a serious problem. Don't anybody ever let Chewbacca into your house -- not without pointing out (at the end of a rolled-up newspaper) the difference between the toilet and the oven. We can't assume he already knows the difference.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-20 04:51pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:This points to a serious problem. Don't anybody ever let Chewbacca into your house -- not without pointing out (at the end of a rolled-up newspaper) the difference between the toilet and the oven. We can't assume he already knows the difference.

Don't worry, people have been doing that to me for years.

Here's an old joke:

1. What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
2. I don't know.
1. So YOU'RE the one!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-20 04:53pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:What the heck is "feltching"?
After the top shoots his load in the bottom's ass, he bends down, sucks it out, and shares it with the bottom with a kiss.
Surely, you've practiced this without knowing what it's called.
This points to a serious problem. Don't anybody ever let Chewbacca into your house -- not without pointing out (at the end of a rolled-up newspaper) the difference between the toilet and the oven. We can't assume he already knows the difference.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 712#575712

He confessed everything, btw.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 04:56pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:This points to a serious problem. Don't anybody ever let Chewbacca into your house -- not without pointing out (at the end of a rolled-up newspaper) the difference between the toilet and the oven. We can't assume he already knows the difference.
Don't worry, people have been doing that to me for years.

I can't. I know I'm supposed to deal the death blow here, but how can I when he practically gets on his knees and puts his own neck under the sword like that?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-20 05:00pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:This points to a serious problem. Don't anybody ever let Chewbacca into your house -- not without pointing out (at the end of a rolled-up newspaper) the difference between the toilet and the oven. We can't assume he already knows the difference.
Don't worry, people have been doing that to me for years.
I can't. I know I'm supposed to deal the death blow here, but how can I when he practically gets on his knees and puts his own neck under the sword like that?

Perhaps I misread your statement. People get mad because I crap in various things which I think are toilets but are later determined not to be.

J · Post by J » 2003-06-20 05:06pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Perhaps I misread your statement. People get mad because I crap in various things which I think are toilets but are later determined not to be.

So what you're trying to say is that you're a coprophiliac. Why doesn't this surprise me?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-20 05:09pm

Nah, I just don't pay attention too much.

Acacia · Post by **Acacia** » 2003-06-20 05:12pm

This is foolishness.

Could somebody please produce the proof that will lay the issue to rest for good? Since their behavior points to harassing Raoul and treating him badly I am pretty convinced he is innocent. Raoul, a link to your work or something to prove them as the liars they are would be appreciated.

All this nasty and gross descriptions of deviant sexual behaviors and other sick things really isn't helping anything.

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2003-06-20 06:04pm

Acacia wrote:This is foolishness.

Could somebody please produce the proof that will lay the issue to rest for good? Since their behavior points to harassing Raoul and treating him badly I am pretty convinced he is innocent. Raoul, a link to your work or something to prove them as the liars they are would be appreciated.

All this nasty and gross descriptions of deviant sexual behaviors and other sick things really isn't helping anything.

Definitely agreed.

I would like to see a serious post addressing the rather convincing evidence Storm Rucker has presented. People just seem to be avoiding the issue and assuming Raoul is innocent. I'm not making a final judgement, but I have to say from a neutral observer's standpoint, Raoul's position doesn't seem to be very good at all. These ad hominems and appeals to character are most certainly not logical. I have found the members of this board to be very rational over most issues, but this is just ridiculous.

It shouldn't be too hard for Raoul to prove his case if he's telling the truth...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-06-20 06:08pm

Acacia wrote:This is foolishness.

Could somebody please produce the proof that will lay the issue to rest for good? Since their behavior points to harassing Raoul and treating him badly I am pretty convinced he is innocent. Raoul, a link to your work or something to prove them as the liars they are would be appreciated.

All this nasty and gross descriptions of deviant sexual behaviors and other sick things really isn't helping anything.

The article was produced at the request of and subsequently delivered to a private individual. What he's done with it since I have no idea -- nor, once again, do I care.

This is only perceived as an issue because The Question and his circle of Lubricant Of The Month Club subscribing friends have made it one in order to further their campaign of irritation.

The event produced nothing of interest; had it, I would have followed up on it myself. Since it didn't, it's a long dead item which by all rights should have remained long dead.