Stupidest person ever?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-01-24 12:51am

Recent conversation of mine. Read for as long as you can.

WindupAtheist: How's it going?
Allyson1978: hello
Allyson1978: who is this?
WindupAtheist: Is this someone besides Ally?
Allyson1978: yes
Allyson1978: robin
Allyson1978: im on her screen name, sorry
WindupAtheist: Oh, no biggy. I'm a friend of hers.
Allyson1978: oh ,okay
Allyson1978: what is at windupatheist?
WindupAtheist: Well back in the day I was at a friend's house, and they wanted me to go start a religious debate with their Catholic father, who was minding his own business eating dinner. I wasn't about to just ambush the guy out of the blue in his old house, so I told my friend I wasn't a "wind-up atheist" that she could just crank up and turn loose whenever she wanted.
Allyson1978: i see
Allyson1978: so you don't belive in a higher power
WindupAtheist: If by that you mean an intelligent being, then no.
Allyson1978: so you're here because of?
Allyson1978: you know alli is very religious?
WindupAtheist: Uh, because my parents had sex?
WindupAtheist: Yeah, we have our debates all the time. lol
Allyson1978: i can't believe you think the rest of us are delusional
WindupAtheist: And I can't believe the rest of you accept things without evidence.
Allyson1978: Evidence? Have you looked out your window? Is that not enough?
Allyson1978: You're what most people would refer as a "SKEPTIC"
Allyson1978: you have this idea unless it happend to you, it must not be true
Allyson1978: there is no logic in that
Allyson1978: sorry to say
WindupAtheist: Nonsense. If I tell you, Robin, that I have a real live dragon sitting in my garage, what will your response be?
Allyson1978: rubbish.
WindupAtheist: Oh? What? Just because YOU don't have a dragon, you can't believe it? You naughty skeptic, you!
Allyson1978: dragon?
Allyson1978: your precious SCIENCE inquires would prove DRAGONS never existed
Allyson1978: however, Science cannot prove anything about GOD
Allyson1978: because God defies science right?
WindupAtheist: Dragons defy science too. Mine told me so himself.
Allyson1978: if God is real, then you must dismiss Science as a way to give you evidence right?
Allyson1978: so what would God need to do for you to give you Evidence?
Allyson1978: I've never physically seen God, I don't need evidence, why do you?
WindupAtheist: Why do dragons require evidence, but not god?
Allyson1978: because most pepole are smart enough to determine that their lives exist not because of luck and evolution
Allyson1978: our bodies are design
Allyson1978: this world is too beautiful
Allyson1978: it's the people that kill, murder and lie that probably dismiss god as their savior
Allyson1978: they make it ugly
WindupAtheist: Then why did God "design" our eyes so that our optic nerve disrupts our vision, giving us a natural blind spot? Is he incompetent?
WindupAtheist: The humble squid has no such flaw in it's eye. Why did God get it right there?
Allyson1978: you think you can make a human being from scratch? When the last one of us dies, that's it, over and out
Allyson1978: so he made the olive pit too big
Allyson1978: a mistake?
Allyson1978: maybe so
Allyson1978: You know I would bet my life that God exists
Allyson1978: I would die for him
Allyson1978: you think when you die there will only be darkness, well, sorry , i got more to live for than just darkness sweetie
WindupAtheist: Incidentally, if you want to claim some sort of link between atheism and criminal behavior, you had damned well better be ready to back that up with something better than your opinion.
Allyson1978: you don't take the 10 commandments literally, so you have no reason to know what right or wrong is, our country and many others are based on it
Allyson1978: there is no right or wrong with you people
Allyson1978: listen don't preach to me about that, I've heard it all b4
WindupAtheist: Our country is not based on the ten commandments. Most of the commandments are against silly things such as graven images, or worshiping other gods.
Allyson1978: there is only one
WindupAtheist: Nevertheless, if our country is based on the commandments, why are people allowed to worship other gods? Why doesn't adultery land people in jail? The only two commandments that are part of American law are the ones against stealing and killing AND there were laws against stealing and killing LONG before the commandments were written.
Allyson1978: " I am, Who Am" The Lord God" there are no false Gods before me. Im not in building, nor a temple. Lift up a stone and you will find me.
Allyson1978: You have to want to find God
Allyson1978: I found him very easily
WindupAtheist: Why is it that Japan, where Christianity is weak, has far less crime than the US?
Allyson1978: you can't touch him
Allyson1978: you don't do your homework to well.
Allyson1978: 95% of the population belive in a higher power
Allyson1978: and that's the world
Allyson1978: the rest is you
WindupAtheist: But that isn't good enough. You just said there is only one god, and the rest are false.
Allyson1978: you think we're brainwashed?
Allyson1978: you're gonna find idiots that belive in Zeus
WindupAtheist: One minute, there is only one god. The next minute, you claim ANYONE who believes in a higher power as your own.
Allyson1978: but the fact is, with Faith, most know
WindupAtheist: Most people once believed the earth to be flat. Who cares?
Allyson1978: Ther is more evidence proving God in Christianity
WindupAtheist: Such as?
Allyson1978: crying statues, visions of Jesus and Mary
Allyson1978: near death experiences
Allyson1978: going into a light
Allyson1978: Athiest who experience NDE have experiende it too
Allyson1978: you need to read up on Atheist that have had Near Death experiences
Allyson1978: do i know exactly what the divine truth is to our existience? no
Allyson1978: but I know i'm not here just "BECAUSE"
WindupAtheist: Superstitious garbage, and hallucinations. Are you telling me that the Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe can do no better than showing a bunch of Mexican peasants an image of Mary in a tortilla or whatever?
Allyson1978: you have no faith
Allyson1978: I do
WindupAtheist: Faith = being gullible.
Allyson1978: My mother died when I was 3. And I know in my heart she is with me
Allyson1978: that is a terrible theory and you know it
Allyson1978: Home, Faith, it's where the heart is
WindupAtheist: Why is it that when buying a used car, you should use skepticism, but not when dealing with religion? Aren't your beliefs, and their truth, more important than a car or something?
Allyson1978: i don't know what you do with yourself going through your day just waiting for darkness
Allyson1978: that's crap
Allyson1978: don't compare my savior to a car
WindupAtheist: But aren't your beliefs more important than a car?
Allyson1978: yes
WindupAtheist: When someone tries to sell you a car, you use skepticism. When someone tells you about a religion, you just take it with no evidence. Why?
Allyson1978: so if you ever have kids and they ask where is grandpa and grandma, yo ugonna tell them. Dead, Rotting in a grave. They have no souls and are dead. Deal with it son
WindupAtheist: I would tell them that dead people are dead. All that other stuff is not neccessary when speaking to a child.
Allyson1978: that is so wrong
Allyson1978: giving them lies
Allyson1978: when you don't have an answers
Allyson1978: damn you
Allyson1978: you don't have the answers
Allyson1978: that's not fair
WindupAtheist: So? Who says you get to have all the answers? You're only human. You won't get to know it all in your lifetime.
Allyson1978: I know where I'll be
Allyson1978: I'll be praying for you
Allyson1978: so you don't end up in the bad place
WindupAtheist: You really want to have all the answers, so you believe ANY answers you're given, without evidence.
Allyson1978: Those who believe in me will live in eternal paradise - matthew 21/7
WindupAtheist: That's a crock of crap. -- Me, right now.
Allyson1978: so when you were witnessing Christ on the cross, did uyou follow him to the cave ?
Allyson1978: My God! Are you the one!
WindupAtheist: Mythology is filled with stories of resurrected demigods. Do you believe them all?
Allyson1978: I'm not getting in to this with you, its' a waste of time. You people are so set in your stupid ways there is no way to communicate logic to you.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-24 12:54am

*nearly dies from laughter*

I wish you could get people like this mail order and keep them in a closet till you are feeling blue....get them out for five minutes and laugh your ass off and all is well again.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-24 12:57am

Is that on AIM?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-24 12:58am

..we really need a :blink: icon...oy vey does not even begin to communicate my bewilderment.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-24 12:58am

Oh, and oh yeah, the conversation cracks me up

ANTA BAKA!!! <== poor attempt at japanese.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-24 01:04am

I think the phrase "Smeghead" about covers this one.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-24 01:05am

The sad part of people like this is that they dont seem to even understand what they believe. They pick and choose parts of the bible without even realizing it. Or maybe they do, I dunno. Im always angered by the notion that I cant know right from wrong with out god.

I AM AN ATHIEST AND GUESS WHAT???

I believe it is wrong to throw puppies in catapaults.
I believe it is wrong to kick kittens in the face.
I believe it is wrong to blow up buildings for kicks.

Gosh, I dunno I must actually believe in God after all.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-24 01:05am

"Buh-buh-buh-but you stupid atheists have no hope!" Typical christian teen response. "Waiting for darkness" HAH! I'm living my LIFE, fool, it's all the eternity you get, use it wisely.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-24 01:07am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:The sad part of people like this is that they dont seem to even understand what they believe. They pick and choose parts of the bible without even realizing it. Or maybe they do, I dunno. Im always angered by the notion that I cant know right from wrong with out god.

I AM AN ATHIEST AND GUESS WHAT???

I believe it is wrong to throw puppies in catapaults.
I believe it is wrong to kick kittens in the face.
I believe it is wrong to blow up buildings for kicks.

Gosh, I dunno I must actually believe in God after all.

Even really small ones....full of people you dont like?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-24 01:08am

My god, it's full of stupid.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-24 01:08am

Keevan_Colton wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:The sad part of people like this is that they dont seem to even understand what they believe. They pick and choose parts of the bible without even realizing it. Or maybe they do, I dunno. Im always angered by the notion that I cant know right from wrong with out god.

I AM AN ATHIEST AND GUESS WHAT???

I believe it is wrong to throw puppies in catapaults.
I believe it is wrong to kick kittens in the face.
I believe it is wrong to blow up buildings for kicks.

Gosh, I dunno I must actually believe in God after all.
Even really small ones....full of people you dont like?

Yes, Keevan, because if you set a precedent of blowing up people you don't like, what happens when someone doesn't like you?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-24 01:10am

The Dark wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:The sad part of people like this is that they dont seem to even understand what they believe. They pick and choose parts of the bible without even realizing it. Or maybe they do, I dunno. Im always angered by the notion that I cant know right from wrong with out god.

I AM AN ATHIEST AND GUESS WHAT???

I believe it is wrong to throw puppies in catapaults.
I believe it is wrong to kick kittens in the face.
I believe it is wrong to blow up buildings for kicks.

Gosh, I dunno I must actually believe in God after all.
Even really small ones....full of people you dont like?
Yes, Keevan, because if you set a precedent of blowing up people you don't like, what happens when someone doesn't like you?

Bu..but....everyone likes me!

And if they dont...well then I'll offer to put them up in the small building with the big red novelty candles.....

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-24 01:27am

I liked the dragon bit. Good job. I've seen worse on a forum we're invading...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-24 01:29am

Keevan_Colton wrote: Bu..but....everyone likes me!

And if they dont...well then I'll offer to put them up in the small building with the big red novelty candles.....

No Anvils

?

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-24 01:32am

ARGH! THE STUPID! IT BUUUURRRRNSSS!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-24 01:44am

To Allyson1978:

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-24 01:44am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote: Bu..but....everyone likes me!

And if they dont...well then I'll offer to put them up in the small building with the big red novelty candles.....
No Anvils ?

I did toy with the idea of a thermite roof

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-01-24 02:11am

Hey GAP. Aren't you gonna toss her in the oven yet?

XPViking

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-01-24 08:01am

ARRRGH! The Voices!!!! They're baaaaack!!!!!! How can anyone for crying out loud believe such crap???????? No wonder the gross of fundies is nothing more than the lowest common denominator of any society of any time.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-24 08:08am

That's your typical teen fundie right there. However, i have seen dumber, as she hasn't started wntire websites aout the topic, like some bigots have.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-24 08:19am

Man that puts the fu in fun.

Really requires no effort ... they make it so EASY.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-24 08:39am

Ah, now that's comedy, my friend!

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-01-24 08:50am

Well, that was... entertaining...
Funny, very funny, going for the dragon right at the beginning was excellent.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-24 09:23am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Recent conversation of mine. Read for as long as you can.
<snip most of it>
Allyson1978: I'm not getting in to this with you, its' a waste of time. You people are so set in your stupid ways there is no way to communicate logic to you.

You forgot to end the conversation with "How rude!"

On the other hand, you should have told her that it would take great amounts of sex to make you believe, and if she was up to the task.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-24 09:27am

You should have sent her the link to that Onion page about the skeptic dude

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