Man Has Head Sown On!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-24 04:00pm

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/DrJo ... _head.html

Science in action, people!

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-24 04:09pm

0_0;

Wowzerz

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-24 04:17pm

Naturally, the guy thanks God (who put him in that situation in the first place), but gives no credit to the doctors who saved his life.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-24 04:23pm

Durandal wrote:Naturally, the guy thanks God (who put him in that situation in the first place), but gives no credit to the doctors who saved his life.

And of course he would have blamed the doctors if he hadn't survived.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-24 04:31pm

Well I originally posted this as "Care to call this technowank?" and it got deleted. Hmm, but I was going to mention that an SB member said it was a miracle. Dunno about you, but I'd be a bit pissed if I went through medical school, got my skills keen and pulled this off only to have God take all the credit.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-24 04:34pm

"Thank you, God, all merciful, for violently tearing my head from my body and breaking countless bones as well. Thank you all caring one for leaving my spine attached and allowing me to remain concious so I could feel the excruciating pain that results from having your FUCKING HEAD RIPPED FROM YOUR BODY!! AND DAMN THOSE DOCTORS FOR SHOOTING ME UP WITH MORPHINE AND TAKING AWAY YOUR GOD GIVEN MOTHER FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!"

*chortle*

Cromag · Post by **Cromag** » 2003-01-24 07:37pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Durandal wrote:Naturally, the guy thanks God (who put him in that situation in the first place), but gives no credit to the doctors who saved his life.
And of course he would have blamed the doctors if he hadn't survived.

Ummm, Stormy, do I need to point out the logical flaw in yer post here?

'Course, you coulda been joking.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-24 08:31pm

Put it this way. His family is more than likely thanking God for his survival, but they'd have blamed the doctors or the guy he got in the accident with if he'd have died.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-24 10:40pm

And then there's this:

[quote] "It was one of the nurses that called me who said you need to come to the hospital immediately. I said is there something wrong? She said 'no, Marcos won't let us perform surgery on him until you come pray for him,' " said Arthur Tafoya, pastor of the Glendale Apostolic Church. [quote]

Who the fuck does that? Who waits to have their head reattached?

Doc: Marcos, you're going to die if we don't reconnect your head soon and get all this shit sewn up.

Marcos: Alright. Sounds good. But first call my Pastor. He has to come. I need him to pray first.

Doc: There's no time for that!

Marcos: Make sure he gets a shower first, too.

Fucking idiots. Who sits there with their head hanging off and is litterally between life and death, and waits for a PASTOR to show up? That's just assinine. What if he'd have died while waiting? Doesn't this somehow violate hospital rules of care?

^^ · Post by ^^ » 2003-01-24 10:43pm

"i'm an example of success"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-24 11:04pm

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-01-24 11:10pm

Who sits there with their head hanging off and is litterally between life and death, and waits for a PASTOR to show up? That's just assinine. What if he'd have died while waiting?

It could have gone as follows:

Marcos: That's right: I want my pastor here so he can pray at my side.

Doc: Mister, you've notice your head is ductapped to your body and the operation have to begin, like...NOW??

Marcos: I've heard. Now, my pastor, quick!!!

Doc: ... Humm... After much thoughts, you are not the ideal canditate for my experimental procedure! Good bye!

Marcos : HEY WAIT! You said you could fix me!

Doc: I was mistaken, now, ta-ta!

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-01-24 11:13pm

Probably a dumb question.
How did he talk if his head was attached only by spinal cord?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-24 11:17pm

Um, were my head hanging by a thread, I'd put my trust in the omniscient of God and tell the doctor to get his ass in gear and fix me.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-01-25 12:44am

^^ wrote:

"i'm an example of success"

I think I know that guy.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-01-25 12:51am

Let's not be too judgemental of the guy who delayed surgery on his own fucking severed head until his pastor arrived. He was probably suffering the effects of oxygen deprivation to the brain.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-25 01:08am

id like to know how he was able to communicate if all but his spinal cord was severed..

blinky morse code perhaps?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-25 03:32pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:Let's not be too judgemental of the guy who delayed surgery on his own fucking severed head until his pastor arrived. He was probably suffering the effects of oxygen deprivation to the brain.

More commonly found in the Fundamentalist ignoramus species.

HemlockGrey: That Zod quote cracked me up.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-25 04:37pm

Dr. Curtis Dickman

Three guesses who I almost thought that was?

Then I remembered saxton is a doctor of Astrophysics.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-25 05:03pm

It's OK, Necron. Remember Quantum Leap? Dr. Sam Beckett had a doctorate in physics, yet he also seemed to be extremely well-versed in medical physiology.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-01-25 06:01pm

People have their heads sown on all the time in porn.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-25 07:06pm

Galvatron wrote:People have their heads sown on all the time in porn.

Very interesting verb choice, but it makes perfect sense, given that sperm is a man's "seed." I think I'm going to ask the next girl I see if she'd mind me sowing on her face.

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-25 09:35pm

Cool, science keeps getting better every day!

"Thank you, God, all merciful, for violently tearing my head from my body and breaking countless bones as well. Thank you all caring one for leaving my spine attached and allowing me to remain concious so I could feel the excruciating pain that results from having your FUCKING HEAD RIPPED FROM YOUR BODY!! AND DAMN THOSE DOCTORS FOR SHOOTING ME UP WITH MORPHINE AND TAKING AWAY YOUR GOD GIVEN MOTHER FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
THATS GOING IN MY SIG!!!!!!

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-25 09:37pm

*was going...*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-25 11:27pm

Sweet Merciful Crap!!!

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