Am I A Pervert?! (Question for the Ladies)

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-24 12:56am

Heh heh heh... had to bounce this off of someone. Now there are all sorts of weird fetishes out there, and I want to see where you all think mine rates. (Who else could I ask?)

I like to be squeezed around the ribs by girls' strong legs. Is that mildly weird, substantially weird, incredibly weird, or "Jesus Herbert Christ on a Cruise Ship, what the fuck are you?!" weird?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-24 01:03am

Ah, a Xenia Onatopp fetish....mmmmm.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-24 01:06am

I'm getting that scene from GoldenEye where that girl squeezes Bond with her legs...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 01:07am

On this board, that would hardly mark you as a pervert.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-24 01:09am

It hardly sounds comfortable, to say the least. That said, squeze on....

EDIT: Then again, maybe I have seen too much Golden Eye.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 01:13am

Raoul, have you actually tried this fetish? In order to have her thighs wrapped around your chest, her crotch must be at chest level, which in turn means that you cannot achieve penetration.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-24 01:18am

Darth Wong wrote:Raoul, have you actually tried this fetish? In order to have her thighs wrapped around your chest, her crotch must be at chest level, which in turn means that you cannot achieve penetration.

Hmm, she could do it and still achieve penetration if she had really strong calves.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 01:23am

Durran Korr wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Raoul, have you actually tried this fetish? In order to have her thighs wrapped around your chest, her crotch must be at chest level, which in turn means that you cannot achieve penetration.
Hmm, she could do it and still achieve penetration if she had really strong calves.

If she's in that position and her legs are up like that, the natural impulse is to bring her ankles up over your shoulders (or behind her ears, if she's so flexible

) so you can thrust more deeply.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:03am

Believe me, that's not extreme. Acutally, I kinda have the same fetish (

).
I had a gf once who would wrap her legs around my waist naked, and we would...um....fuck that way, her just bouncing off my waist.

Man, that was GOOOD.....

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-24 02:10am

My personal fetish (apart from ass-ramming

) is spanking her while I thrust, and of course, the usual ones, like doing it with the lights on and no sheets on so I can look at her body

I'm sure that makes me a depraved pervert in some circles, but I don't think it does here.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-02-24 02:14am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Heh heh heh... had to bounce this off of someone. Now there are all sorts of weird fetishes out there, and I want to see where you all think mine rates. (Who else could I ask?)

I like to be squeezed around the ribs by girls' strong legs. Is that mildly weird, substantially weird, incredibly weird, or "Jesus Herbert Christ on a Cruise Ship, what the fuck are you?!" weird?

Thats totally normal, everyone cuddles after sex.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-24 02:38am

Darth Wong wrote:On this board, that would hardly mark you as a pervert.

What the hell would you need to be a pervert here?, All I'm coming up with is tye dyed goats...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-24 03:22am

AdmiralKanos wrote:My personal fetish (apart from ass-ramming ) is spanking her while I thrust, and of course, the usual ones, like doing it with the lights on and no sheets on so I can look at her body

I'm sure that makes me a depraved pervert in some circles, but I don't think it does here.

Hey you're just like me minus the spank part! LOL

I've never gotten why some people like it with the lights off. I ALWAYS make sure everything's all nice and well-lit.

(Beavis&Butthead)You said "ass-ramming!"(/Beavis&Butthead) LMAO

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-24 03:49am

The lights-off thing seems to be from women who don't realized that you find them not-ugly enough to have sex with them...

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-02-24 03:55am

I flat out refuse to have sex in the dark. The ridiculous facial expressions we make are half the fun!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-24 08:36am

Increasingly, it seems, 'pervert' is the wrong word to use. The way I see it, there are two kinds of people: The people who have sex in various ways, and the people who have sex in various ways that are STUPID, and by stupid I mean dangerous or followed by deep mental scars.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-24 08:41am

Threads like these make we wonder why I even post at this board.

Then I realise that I don't have to read threads like this, and I take it all in stride.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-24 09:08am

Lights off is no good....but low lighting with a shitload of candles can be good...it all depends on the mood.....

I'm more a daytime guy in that regard anyway.....

As regards the topic....nope you're not a pervert....

To quote Mr Hicks.
"Romance is buying flowers....peversion is shoving the flosers up her ass....I'm not sure where the line is drawn but I know I've crossed it on many occasions"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-24 09:21am

Gandalf wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:On this board, that would hardly mark you as a pervert.
What the hell would you need to be a pervert here?

One name: RayCav.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-24 10:19am

Heh.

Is there any actual asphyxiation involved, or just light squeezing?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-24 10:19am

Well, since Raoul asked for the ladies opinion, I'll give you mine.

Read Perversions of the Force.

I find very little perverted.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 10:22am

Kelly Antilles wrote:Well, since Raoul asked for the ladies opinion, I'll give you mine.

Read Perversions of the Force.

I find very little perverted.

Yeah, but you're a special case

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-24 10:24am

Darth Wong wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Well, since Raoul asked for the ladies opinion, I'll give you mine.

Read Perversions of the Force.

I find very little perverted.
Yeah, but you're a special case

I'm special?

Aw, geez, how sweet!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-24 01:04pm

Darth Wong wrote:Raoul, have you actually tried this fetish? In order to have her thighs wrapped around your chest, her crotch must be at chest level, which in turn means that you cannot achieve penetration.

I know, and yes I have let a girl do this. The interesting thing is this (and this is how it became something I like): Hiroko used to do this. Hiroko was also somewhat sensitive. So basically, she got me in that hold and squeezed. Well, the harder she squeezed, the more I thrashed around trying to escape, which got her more and more turned on, which caused her to squeeze tighter, until she had an orgasm. Well, aside from nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, Hiroko's orgasm turned me on, so that when she finally let go I did my thing. Having already gotten herself started, so to speak, she was already primed for multiples, which she had in spades.

So basically, the squeezing bit, with the right girl anyway, is just a mind-blowing form of foreplay.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-24 01:09pm

XaLEv wrote:Heh.

Is there any actual asphyxiation involved, or just light squeezing?

With Hiroko, it was not light by any standards. She learned the scissor hold for the same thing Xenia Onatopp used it for, as a form of attack. But she never cracked ribs, and only KO'd me twice, both times accidentally.

Sex with Hiroko was like an extreme sport -- big rush at the end, and then relief that you survived it.

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