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Yup results are in, the most honest christian bigots from Kansas are going to go to Denison University in Granville, OH to protest gay people.
Just in case you'd not heard of these assholes, these are the selfsame people who held up "Matthew Shepard went to hell" signs at the funeral of Matthew Shepard the gay man who was brutally tortured and left to die, which he did later on.
Also on their picketting list, Mary Washington College, Central Washington Uni. A lot of their protests are based on their dislike of an obviously pro-homosexuality play "The Laramie Project."
Here is a list of their next few pickets:
http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/pickets.html

Now find out when they are coming to your town and get out your, gaffi stick, ranger pike, deathwand, hell whip, or maybe even a baseball bat and some kerosene(flaming baseball bat attack). Or hell maybe a picket sign of your own and charge'm head on!
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They're not bigots! They hate everyone equally!
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I, in conjunction with Rabid Monkey Labs(tm), have developed the "Spikey Inhuman Buttplug of Unspeakable Suffering and Agony" for the Reverand Phelps to mount himself upon should he ever make the unfortunate mistake of coming within 500 miles of me.
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Look at the pdfs explaining their reasons, these people have too much time, apparently being people in Granville being gay is why God killed the Astronauts on Columbia.
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I saw that:
Those donkey-raping idiots at godhatesfags.com wrote:The 7 cowardly ingrates at left [picture of Columbia crew] are now in Hell ... The shuttle tragedy was a direct and immediate act of God's wrath and vengeance against fag America.
But we can't criticize them for their beliefs, because then we'd be oppressing freedom of religion!
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Darth Wong wrote:I saw that:
Those donkey-raping idiots at godhatesfags.com wrote:The 7 cowardly ingrates at left [picture of Columbia crew] are now in Hell ... The shuttle tragedy was a direct and immediate act of God's wrath and vengeance against fag America.
But we can't criticize them for their beliefs, because then we'd be oppressing freedom of religion!
The freedom to be a completely ignorant piece of shit.....

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You know, with antibiotics, sterile wash, and a couple X-acto knives, I could keep Phelps alive for months, while losing weight the "Ancient Chinese Secret" way.
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Darth Wong wrote:I saw that:
Those donkey-raping idiots at godhatesfags.com wrote:The 7 cowardly ingrates at left [picture of Columbia crew] are now in Hell ... The shuttle tragedy was a direct and immediate act of God's wrath and vengeance against fag America.
But we can't criticize them for their beliefs, because then we'd be oppressing freedom of religion!
You know, that whole clause seems like a bad idea when it comes to guys like these. Id really to tie them to a fence and beat them till they shit blood.
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It's their churches' secret weapon: Blame every tragedy on gay people, even when it's far more logical to believe it wasn't caused by divine interference.

These people should learn to flush their shit down the toilet instead of shoving it down everyone else's throats.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I saw that:
Those donkey-raping idiots at godhatesfags.com wrote:The 7 cowardly ingrates at left [picture of Columbia crew] are now in Hell ... The shuttle tragedy was a direct and immediate act of God's wrath and vengeance against fag America.
But we can't criticize them for their beliefs, because then we'd be oppressing freedom of religion!
You know, that whole clause seems like a bad idea when it comes to guys like these. Id really to tie them to a fence and beat them till they shit blood.
NO NO NO. It is PRECISELY because of them that we have these rights, because if a govt and a people can't oppress these fucktards then they can't oppress legitimate folks.

Think of it this way, if it was truly majority rules on people's rights, blacks would be in a VERY SHITTY position right now. So I say bring on your KKKs and your religious donkey rapers...this nation is stronger than any of them.
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Yes, they should have the right to have their beliefs. However, I was being sarcastic by saying that we can't flame the shit out of them for those beliefs. That's what THEY always say; they accuse anyone who bashes fundies of being a "bigot".
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Darth Wong wrote:Yes, they should have the right to have their beliefs. However, I was being sarcastic by saying that we can't flame the shit out of them for those beliefs. That's what THEY always say; they accuse anyone who bashes fundies of being a "bigot".
Of course, its the final recourse of any true bigot to feel bigotted against.
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if I ever fulfill my dream of becoming president, Im going to piss these people off soooo much . . .
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Love Crusades, eh? Thats pretty funny, considering the name of the site is Ggod Hates Fags.
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How does he put the Columbia tragedy with it being punishment for God hating fags?
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And I wore a uniform to protect these clowns rights...

Gotta take the good with the bad...

EDIT: Personally speaking though, these guys are way over the edge. They are being obnoxious about it.
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ArmorPierce wrote:How does he put the Columbia tragedy with it being punishment for God hating fags?
He's an unbalanced fundie. He needs no reasons.
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weemadando wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:How does he put the Columbia tragedy with it being punishment for God hating fags?
He's an unbalanced fundie. He needs no reasons.
Whoever said a Fundie was balanced to begin with...?
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Nah, God dosent hate Fags, but Jim Phelps sure as hell hates everyone.....
Remember , this is a man condemned by Jerry Falwell, do you have any idea how much of a fucking loony you have to be to get FALWELL to denounce you.......
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Reading the links makes me wanna puke in rage. :x
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Sokar wrote:Nah, God dosent hate Fags, but Jim Phelps sure as hell hates everyone.....
Remember , this is a man condemned by Jerry Falwell, do you have any idea how much of a fucking loony you have to be to get FALWELL to denounce you.......
Falwell denounces lots of people. Atheists, for example.

But I do get your point.
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God hates Fags. Speaking as a so called Fag I'm not too thrilled on him or his followers either.
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When that bastard protests plays and funerals he only helps the cause he fights so hard against. More power to him :D

By protesting at plays he shows the audience all too well the hatred that homosexuals go through. that is why when my high school produced the laramie project we INVITED him to come. So that we could show the audience what kind of horrible person he really is as we domonize him on stage. unfortunatly the fucking child abusing, bigoted prick didnt show his christ-loving face.
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