This has got to be a scam, but I'm not sure...New Times Classifieds wrote:SAFE SEX, GET PAID! $1,000/WK!
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Yep, I have seen this.Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Has anyone checked their local weekly paper lately and seen the following ad:
This has got to be a scam, but I'm not sure...New Times Classifieds wrote:SAFE SEX, GET PAID! $1,000/WK!
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Re: "Safe Sex, Get Paid" -- Scam?
Um ... this would be prostitution.Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Has anyone checked their local weekly paper lately and seen the following ad:
This has got to be a scam, but I'm not sure...New Times Classifieds wrote:SAFE SEX, GET PAID! $1,000/WK!
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Re: "Safe Sex, Get Paid" -- Scam?
In all likelyhood it's a scam. Either way it's something illegal so why worry?Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Has anyone checked their local weekly paper lately and seen the following ad:
This has got to be a scam, but I'm not sure...New Times Classifieds wrote:SAFE SEX, GET PAID! $1,000/WK!
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Re: "Safe Sex, Get Paid" -- Scam?
So that's all it says?Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Has anyone checked their local weekly paper lately and seen the following ad:
This has got to be a scam, but I'm not sure...New Times Classifieds wrote:SAFE SEX, GET PAID! $1,000/WK!
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Sounds kinda like it might be an ad for condom testing.
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Now, I've never seen ads that called for 15-year olds... But these things really do exist.
There are several clinics that put out such ads. One is the more obvious condom/lubricant/spermicide testing, but generally they don't need too many test subjects and therefore don't put out ads all that often. Still, some such offers do exist.
Another reason for a similar ad would be for nymphomaniac therapy. I'm not joking. Sex addicts, like all addicts, need to be weened off sex. So people are employed to have sex with sex addicts for a limited amount of time, so many times a week in decreasing amounts until a combination of therapy and sex deprivation "cures" them.
Some entrepreneurs want people willing to have sex on film for low-budget porn films or webcam broadcasts. Depending on the opportunity, people can make relatively good money at it: Up to $1000 a week, as the ad claims. But that generally means having sex six times a week for 8 hours at a time, and I'm guessing that you'd be pretty tired by the end of that week.
There are several clinics that put out such ads. One is the more obvious condom/lubricant/spermicide testing, but generally they don't need too many test subjects and therefore don't put out ads all that often. Still, some such offers do exist.
Another reason for a similar ad would be for nymphomaniac therapy. I'm not joking. Sex addicts, like all addicts, need to be weened off sex. So people are employed to have sex with sex addicts for a limited amount of time, so many times a week in decreasing amounts until a combination of therapy and sex deprivation "cures" them.
Some entrepreneurs want people willing to have sex on film for low-budget porn films or webcam broadcasts. Depending on the opportunity, people can make relatively good money at it: Up to $1000 a week, as the ad claims. But that generally means having sex six times a week for 8 hours at a time, and I'm guessing that you'd be pretty tired by the end of that week.
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If what Queeb said was true, then they might have under 18 nymphomaniacs to treat, thus making it illegal for them to have sex with anyone over 18.neoolong wrote:Asking for 15 year olds makes it very fishy.
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::Nods:: Good point. It would depend on state laws, of course. I know that in Massachusetts the age of consent is 16, so long as the partner is between 16 and 18 as well. So it would still be illegal here.Durandal wrote:If what Queeb said was true, then they might have under 18 nymphomaniacs to treat, thus making it illegal for them to have sex with anyone over 18.
Hmm... I don't know a whole lot about nymphomania, though, so I don't know if someone could be a sex addict prior (or that soon after) the realizing of their sexual identity. But then again, people mature at different rates, so it could be possible to have a 15 year-old nympho.
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Except, every state but South Carolina has an age of consent higher than 15.Durandal wrote:If what Queeb said was true, then they might have under 18 nymphomaniacs to treat, thus making it illegal for them to have sex with anyone over 18.neoolong wrote:Asking for 15 year olds makes it very fishy.
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For that much money, there's got to be a catch. Did you notice that it did not actually say it was heterosexual sex?
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Trust Mike to point out the blindingly obvious catch we all overlook.Darth Wong wrote:For that much money, there's got to be a catch. Did you notice that it did not actually say it was heterosexual sex?
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Yeah. But the question becomes, would you fuck a dude for a thousand bucks a week?SirNitram wrote:Trust Mike to point out the blindingly obvious catch we all overlook.Darth Wong wrote:For that much money, there's got to be a catch. Did you notice that it did not actually say it was heterosexual sex?
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Well, if it's an ad posted in the local alternative newspaper, you'll probably end up doing walruses. Or at least the human kind.darthdavid wrote:I'd fuck a walrus for that kinda money ... too bad i'm not 15 yet.
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