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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html

Not an amused laugh. More like the nervous kind that polite people do when someone tells a joke about the holocaust.
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I knew the Godly staff at Landover would expose this peril! PRAISE! GLORY!
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Huh. *raises eyebrow*
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I hate spongebob. eugh. :x
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

:lol: That's fucking hilarious. And the funny part is that so many non-parody fundie sites probably have the same arguments, and aren't joking.
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When I got to the part about throwing the kid across the room by their hair, I knew it was a fake. Good show. :lol:
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Haha. Sponge Bob and his Square Penis.
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Pshah. I saw it years ago.
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Lonestar wrote:Pshah. I saw it years ago.
But it couldn't have been the same one, as it made reference to "The glorious FOX News showing our Christian soldiers slaying the ignorant Arabs", which is pretty much their attitude.
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Landover Baptists wrote: “As True Christians™, what we find most frightening is that for the most part, the majority of sex organs we’ve found in the cartoon, can only be seen upside down,” continued Dr. Edwards. We played several sound tracks for the show backwards as well, and it’s all demon talk.” True Christians™ know that one of Satan’s favorite ways of communicating to his followers is to do things backwards, and upside down. “We know this from our studies of Satanism, but we had no idea that it was being used in the media – especially in children’s cartoons.”
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