Scary fundie quotes

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-05-09 03:31pm

Josh McDowell wrote:Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 04:13pm

The ironic thing is that feminists, or specificaly feminism is purely about equality of the sexes. Not one side having an advantage over the other, but pure equality. Then again, Fundies like women to be sex objects that can't be viewed or seen, just hidden in the house to be played with in the bedrooms at night.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-05-09 04:15pm

Alyeska wrote:The ironic thing is that feminists, or specificaly feminism is purely about equality of the sexes. Not one side having an advantage over the other, but pure equality. Then again, Fundies like women to be sex objects that can't be viewed or seen, just hidden in the house to be played with in the bedrooms at night.

And not so much even played with. Some fundies wholeheartedly believe that the only acceptable aim of sex is more children. Any other aim will guarantee being roasted on an open spit until Judgement Day.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 04:16pm

"There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy moneychangers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson, The New World Order, p. 227, Word Publishing, 1991

I knew there was a reason why I hated this man.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 04:19pm

"Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory."
- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart

ROFL!!! Evolution as a philosophy!?!? Oh yes, I live my life according to the philosophy of evolution!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-05-09 04:21pm

Why are Fundies constantly saying athiests are Satanists?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 04:23pm

The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished."
- Sheik Abdel-Aziz Ibn Baaz, Supreme religious authority, Saudi Arabia, 1993

Riiiiiiiiiight

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 04:24pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Why are Fundies constantly saying athiests are Satanists?

Indeed. It is a contradictory claim. Its like saying that water is dry...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-09 05:01pm

Alyeska wrote:
The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished."
- Sheik Abdel-Aziz Ibn Baaz, Supreme religious authority, Saudi Arabia, 1993
Riiiiiiiiiight

Atleast they don't have to worry about being spied on by satanic american satellites in "orbit"! Haw Haw HAW!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-09 05:01pm

Alyeska wrote:
"There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy moneychangers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson, The New World Order, p. 227, Word Publishing, 1991

Why aren't beatniks on that list??

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-05-09 05:02pm

The Christian glories in the death of a pagan because thereby Christ himself is glorified.
-- Saint Bernard

The sickest one I can think of.

Cursed be the man who holds back his sword from shedding blood.
-- Pope Gregory VII

Use against heretics the spiritual sword of excommunication, and if this does not prove effective, use the material sword.
-- Pope Innocent III

These medieval popes make modern fundies look downright lovable.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-09 05:28pm

Innocenti the third started the Inquisition also known as the genocide against half the human population....

Yeah the half with ovaries....

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-09 06:01pm

Hot damn that is a nice page. Just bookmarked it. Very informative.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-09 08:36pm

right then, this is sick. its the same mentality of the suicide bomber.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-09 08:39pm

"If Christian people work together, they can succeed during this decade in winning back control of the institutions that have been taken from them over the past 70 years. Expect confrontations that will be not only unpleasant but at times physicallybloody.... This decade will not be for the faint of heart, but the resolute. Institutions will be plunged into wrenchingchange. We will be living through one of the most tumultuous periods of human history. When it is over, I am convinced God's people will emerge victorious."
- Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson's Perspective octavo 1992

"It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our) institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation."
- Pat Robertson, New York Magazine, August 18, 1986

"Individual Christians are the only ones really -- and Jewish people, those who trust God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob -- are the only ones that are qualified to have the reign, because hopefully, they will be governed by God and submit to Him."
- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, January 11, 1985, defending his stance that only Christians and Jews are fit to hold public office

"When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. "What do you mean?" the media challenged me. "You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe in the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?" My simple answer is, "Yes, they are."
- Pat Robertson, The New World Order, p. 218

"The public education movement has also been an anti-Christian movement... We can change education in America if you put Christian principles in and Christian pedagogy in. In three years, you would totally revolutionize education in America."
- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club television program, September 27, 1993

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them."
- Pat Robertson, Fundamentalist Christian tele-minister.

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"
- Rev. Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979 pp. 52-53, from Albert J. Menendez and Edd Doerr, The Great Quotations on Religious Freedom

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
- Rev. Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976

“I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good. Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a Biblical duty, we are called by God, to conquer this country. We don’t want equal time. We don’t want pluralism.”
- Randall Terry, founder of Operation Rescue quoted in The News-Sentinel, 8-16-93

Does anyone have a time machine handy? I'm sure these people would fit well in the 12th century.

I'll stop there, as if I paste all the bad ones, I'll have copied and pasted almost all of the site.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-05-09 08:50pm

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
- Rev. Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976

Heh, but doesn't it work two ways, preventing the Devil from running his own country?

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-05-09 08:59pm

Exonerate wrote:
"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
- Rev. Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976
Heh, but doesn't it work two ways, preventing the Devil from running his own country?

I say give fundies their own country, as long as there's no way in or out of it.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-05-09 10:10pm

Alyeska wrote:
"There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy moneychangers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson, The New World Order, p. 227, Word Publishing, 1991
I knew there was a reason why I hated this man.

Now I know why I should dislike this man..what a moron.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-05-10 01:02am

"It was Christians, you know, not pagans, who were responsible for the Holocaust. It was Christians, not pagans, who lynched people here in the South, who burned people at the stake, frequently in the name of this Jesus Christ"
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu, U.S. Conference for the World Council of Churches, 2000

I'm wondering what this quote is doing in the list. He seems to be warning against the evils which can be committed in the name of Christianity.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-10 01:27am

"It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our) institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation."
- Pat Robertson, New York Magazine, August 18, 1986

OK, this one scares the crap out of me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-10 01:44am

Gandalf wrote:
"It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our) institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation."
- Pat Robertson, New York Magazine, August 18, 1986
OK, this one scares the crap out of me.

The great irony of that quote is that Pat Robertson himself builds nothing. Think about it: he runs a TV show! What does he build? Diddly squat! He contributes nothing to the material production of the nation. He builds nothing, designs nothing, fixes nothing, maintains nothing.

Meanwhile, I'm an engineer. I build things, and I'm an atheist. Who's the termite, Pat?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-10 02:05am

Johonebesus wrote:
"It was Christians, you know, not pagans, who were responsible for the Holocaust. It was Christians, not pagans, who lynched people here in the South, who burned people at the stake, frequently in the name of this Jesus Christ"
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu, U.S. Conference for the World Council of Churches, 2000
I'm wondering what this quote is doing in the list. He seems to be warning against the evils which can be committed in the name of Christianity.

If that is the case then he is at least doing us a favor...

A lot of bad things get commited in the name of religeon.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-10 04:38am

I think that quote is there for this reason:

It is a statement from a figure pointing out the problems with fundamentalist Christianity, to go along with the other quotes from Christian leaders whom have effectively dug their own graves in the eyes of sane people.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-10 10:01am

Johonebesus wrote:
"It was Christians, you know, not pagans, who were responsible for the Holocaust. It was Christians, not pagans, who lynched people here in the South, who burned people at the stake, frequently in the name of this Jesus Christ"
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu, U.S. Conference for the World Council of Churches, 2000
I'm wondering what this quote is doing in the list. He seems to be warning against the evils which can be committed in the name of Christianity.

Maybe because he admits that his religion has led to great evil.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-10 10:09am

Very scary stuff, especially all the GWB quotes, and that guy's the president...very worrying.