Of all the moronic...

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-06-02 11:51am

Why can't we send the marines to invade this country and throw out the dumbass, fundie tyrant running it?

Mswati, King of Swaziland wrote:The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-02 11:56am

Ted C wrote:Why can't we send the marines to invade this country and throw out the dumbass, fundie tyrant running it?

Mswati, King of Swaziland wrote:The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today.

OK where the hell it says that in the bible,the book was written when men wore dress.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-02 11:58am

Ted C wrote:Why can't we send the marines to invade this country and throw out the dumbass, fundie tyrant running it?

Mswati, King of Swaziland wrote:The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today.

Does it have oil?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-02 12:04pm

Ted C wrote:Why can't we send the marines to invade this country and throw out the dumbass, fundie tyrant running it?

No! Leave it as is. That would be a good place to export our own fundies to.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-02 12:08pm

Ahhh, Africa.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-06-02 12:38pm

Welcome to Bouga Wouga land.......

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 12:45pm

Montcalm wrote:
Ted C wrote:Why can't we send the marines to invade this country and throw out the dumbass, fundie tyrant running it?

Mswati, King of Swaziland wrote:The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today.
OK where the hell it says that in the bible,the book was written when men wore dress.

I think Swaziland's Muslim, but I'm not sure.

This is the JKing who abducted his last 15 yr old child bride the minute she reentered the country having fled his attentions.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-02 01:11pm

"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants. I reject that," said Thob'sile Dlamini."

This part is great.

It's the pants. The pants of dooooooom.

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-06-02 02:02pm

hmmm... maybe this thread needs a poll:

1) nuke em
2) export our fundies there
3) export our fundies there, THEN nuke
4) send in the marines... we really need to save those people from that idiot
5) sit in a near catatonic state, shaking head, mumbling 'O the stupidity' for the next week
6) laugh onesself to death

descisions descisions

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-06-02 05:01pm

5 or 6

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-02 05:27pm

He has a problem with pants, but he didn't mind this:

Mswati is Africa's last absolute monarch. He is currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.

You know, that would be a good pickup line: "The Bible condemns pants on women, so why not take them off?"[/quote]

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2003-06-02 05:57pm

Shaka[Zulu] wrote:hmmm... maybe this thread needs a poll:

"4) send in the marines... we really need to save those people from that idiot"

descisions descisions

Yeah, just as long as you're willing to be the first to sign up.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-06-02 06:13pm

h0rus wrote:
Shaka[Zulu] wrote:hmmm... maybe this thread needs a poll:

"4) send in the marines... we really need to save those people from that idiot"

descisions descisions
Yeah, just as long as you're willing to be the first to sign up.

Ohh so the marines have no problem going and dying over phantom weapons that dont exist and gasoline, but they DO have a problem with dying to get rid of a nutcase fundie? Typical

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-02 06:36pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:He has a problem with pants, but he didn't mind this:

Mswati is Africa's last absolute monarch. He is currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.
You know, that would be a good pickup line: "The Bible condemns pants on women, so why not take them off?"

[/quote]

So basically the guy picks wives by going to strip clubs.

The Albino Raven · Post by **The Albino Raven** » 2003-06-02 07:13pm

This guy could be called a little bit behind the times eh? Ah, oh well, not much you can do.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-02 07:27pm

No, I say we invade Djibouti.

Heheh. Djibouti.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-06-02 08:48pm

Ted C wrote:
Mswati, King of Swaziland wrote:The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today.

Erm, the actual statement is that one shouldn't dress as the other gender. I remember reading that there is doccumentation that women of the biblical period that some women actually did wear what would essentially amount to trousers.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-02 09:45pm

Perhaps the world would be better off if women covered their lower half with nothing but their own bush.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 10:20pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You know, that would be a good pickup line: "The Bible condemns pants on women, so why not take them off?"

Somebody should sig this... Or maybe submit it to the FUQ, even though it has little to do with SWvsST?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-06-02 10:23pm

HemlockGrey wrote:No, I say we invade Djibouti.

Heheh. Djibouti.

The little island nation that pretty much every city in the US could beat in a war?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-02 10:29pm

Exonerate wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:No, I say we invade Djibouti.

Heheh. Djibouti.
The little island nation that pretty much every city in the US could beat in a war?

No, the African nation that must be "Ass" in some African dialect (Looking at it, it must be a pretty flat one, though). And, it's not an island nation; it's on the northeast side of Ethiopia.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-03 03:04am

Shaka[Zulu] wrote:hmmm... maybe this thread needs a poll:

1) nuke em
2) export our fundies there
3) export our fundies there, THEN nuke
4) send in the marines... we really need to save those people from that idiot
5) sit in a near catatonic state, shaking head, mumbling 'O the stupidity' for the next week
6) laugh onesself to death

descisions descisions

Option 3, except with cluster warheads...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-03 07:16am

The little island nation that pretty much every city in the US could beat in a war?

Yes! Djibouti. An unexpected attack will thoroughly shake them. We must shake Djibouti.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 07:42am

HemlockGrey wrote:
The little island nation that pretty much every city in the US could beat in a war?
Yes! Djibouti. An unexpected attack will thoroughly shake them. We must shake Djibouti.

It's even fun to say.

Djibouti.

Yes, we need to invade.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-03 10:24am

If we go to war, it's the next running gag on The Daily Show.

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