god comes before you in glory, and says the bible is true

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-07 03:54am

do you choose to follow him, or go to hell?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-07 04:09am

You're on a streak of some sort, aren't you?

If I can't find a third route, I'd probably follow God...out of the sake of self-preservation. I think.

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2003-06-07 04:09am

Call him a liar to his face, and point out the fact that he proved he exists doesn't prove that his propaganda rag is true, especially with all the contradictions and scientific/historical inaccuracies it contains.

I suppose then I'd be sent to hell for the trouble. ^^;

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-07 04:09am

Shinova wrote:You're on a streak of some sort, aren't you?

If I can't find a third route, I'd probably follow God...out of the sake of self-preservation. I think.

7 hrs of debating fundies.

ow. it hurts.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-07 04:14am

Enforcer Talen wrote: ow. it hurts.

"Doctor, it hurts when I do that!"
"Well don't do it!"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-07 05:56am

Enforcer Talen wrote:...

7 hrs of debating fundies.

ow. it hurts.

Put the crack pipe down and come back to reality...

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-06-07 06:06am

I've already agreed to go to hell if it indeed exists.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-07 06:20am

I'd follow God out of self preservation.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-06-07 06:55am

Enforcer Talen wrote:do you choose to follow him, or go to hell?

I'd start attending Mass again. The Bible has so many contradictions that you need an infallible Pope to interpet it for the masses.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-07 07:47am

Sure, the bible is true. It has just been *interpreted* wrong...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-07 09:33am

I say "Dude, you're a dick."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-07 10:02am

"So, God, are you a US citizen?"
"I am the LORD thy GOD, I am omnipesent"
"Ok, good, tht means I can sue you for all the suffering you put me through. You will be hearing from my lawyer."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-07 10:07am

then when sent to the 7th level of hell

*demon pokes me*

"It is because I am gay isnt it?"

"No, it is just my j"

"I will sue you, there are plenty of lawyers down here"

"I di"

"HATE CRIME!"

I would do that just to see the look on the demons face

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-07 10:54am

If the Lord GOD cam before me in all His Glory, and commanded me to follow Him...

...I really would stop smoking that shit.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-07 11:34am

If the Christian God appeared before me and told me all that, I would believe in him for the sake of self-preservation, but I would also speak my mind in that He was a big dick, and should start taking the role of the 'Universe's Creator' more seriously.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-06-07 11:38am

I would get a chariot of iron and make God my bitch.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-07 11:51am

I'd ask God whether he's Catholic or Lutheran. If he exists, I really want to know that.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-06-07 12:21pm

If this was the catholic god, my basic response would be "Up Yours" basically because I according to my best interpretation of dogma/dante, would end up in circle of hell #1 which seems like a much cooler place than silly heaven.

If this was a biblical literalist god, i would once again tell him to fuck off since he is a mass murdering jackass and the devil would have to be a better fellow.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-07 12:56pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I'd ask God whether he's Catholic or Lutheran. If he exists, I really want to know that.

Well if Jesus is God, wouldn't that make God Jewish?

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-06-07 01:11pm

If God appeared before me and told me that the Bible was true, I would worship him. I think it'd be a bit stupid to do otherwise.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-06-07 01:40pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:do you choose to follow him, or go to hell?

Then I would ask him to explain the two accounts of Genesis. Then explain why there are two versions of the Ten Commandments and which one ought to be followed. And then ask him to explain how you can avoid inbreeding with only two people on the Earth. And then we'll discuss how the Amalekites could be wiped out on four different occasions, yet apparently, they possess the same Reset Button that Voyager does. Then I'd ask him why he's afraid of people building a tower tall enough to reach him, and why iron chariots are immune to him. And then . . . *deep breath*

I figure at some point, either God will smite me with thunderbolts, or I'll catch him in a logical contradiction and he'll vanish in a blaze of illogic.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-06-07 01:44pm

I'd find a third option. There's always a third option.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-07 02:07pm

I'd smite God for all the BS he's spread. I'd smite him hard, smite him long, and keep smiting until he stayed down.

Then I'd die, probably.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-07 02:17pm

I`d ask him "Did you let B&B write the bible?" its full of inconscistancy

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-06-07 02:25pm

...What if God comes before you and says that the Bible is completely false?

...What if God comes before you and says that for you to go to heaven, you have to force someone to go to hell?

...What if Ggod comes before you and says that he doesn't exist?

...What if God comes before you and says that you're the true winner of the 1485 Super Bowl?

...What if Thor comes before you and says that he killed God and offers to show you his mounted trophy collection as proof?

...What if God comes before you and declares white is black and black is white?

...What God comes before you and says that he recently converted to Scientiology?

...What if God comes before you and asks for your help in beating the last level in the video game he's playing?

...What if God doesn't come before you but every rational method of analysis show that the literal intrepretation of the Bible isn't the way the world goes?

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