Creationism is great!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2002-09-14 07:48pm

You know the old story, a good debater can argue any side of a debate nomatter how wrong the chosen side may be yadda yadda you get the point.
Well, I'm not a good debater but let's see how I do anyway:

Creationism is absolutely correct.

There is no possible way scientists can verify that carbon dating works as it cannot be tested.

God gave us everything, the bible says so.

Stem cell research is murder.

Rape is ok, as long as the rapist is wiped clean, says sorry and agrees to pay for the abortion. Although both Rapist and rapee will still go to hell as abortion is murder in the eyes of God.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-14 07:57pm

Alright lets see Easy enough

There is no possible way scientists can verify that carbon dating works as it cannot be tested.

Excpet they don't just use carbon dating AND it IS verifyable as they can date things such as human skeltons that we KNOW died less than ten years ago and Carbon dating agrees with this

God gave us everything, the bible says so.

Excpet the Bible Never says so!

Stem cell research is murder.

I see... So can I do research if I promise to kill one Fundie for every Baby I'll be "killing"?

Rape is ok, as long as the rapist is wiped clean, says sorry and agrees to pay for the abortion. Although both Rapist and rapee will still go to hell as abortion is murder in the eyes of God.

Rapest are to be stoned to Death So sayith the Lord not you and the woman is to be killed too Deuteronomy 22:23

No ifs and or buts, The book states both are to be killed on the spot by stoning

Your not very good at this

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-14 08:04pm

this is stupid. Even the best debater can't win a discussion if his points are just plain dumb.
At best he can only expect to drive his opponent crazy for facing stubborn ignorance and then proclaim victory while being insulted and, in my case, maybe victim of a good head butt

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2002-09-14 08:10pm

Mr Bean wrote:Alright lets see Easy enough

Excpet the Bible Never says...

No ifs and or buts, The book states...

I see you have come to accept the Bible as truth. My work is done. Go with God my child, for you have been blessed.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-14 08:25pm

AHAH! perfect the ill-logic is spot on Spyder!

much much better

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-14 08:33pm

Mr Bean wrote:AHAH! perfect the ill-logic is spot on Spyder!

much much better

He still needs to work it a bit, but as all the makings of a good fundie. Completely disregard your opponents arguments and focus solely on his phrasing and speech style

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-09-14 08:44pm

You guys have waaaaaaaaaay too much free time if you're praticing your fundie impersonation

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-14 08:48pm

VF5SS wrote:You guys have waaaaaaaaaay too much free time if you're praticing your fundie impersonation

HEI! We need to practice!! Never know when a real fundie will come from his breeding facilities to threaten the world!
This board is the last, best hope for mankind!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-14 09:33pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
VF5SS wrote:You guys have waaaaaaaaaay too much free time if you're praticing your fundie impersonation
HEI! We need to practice!! Never know when a real fundie will come from his breeding facilities to threaten the world!
This board is the last, best hope for mankind!

I can do a good fundie impersonation:

"(Insert someting random) is evil!"

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-09-14 09:37pm

Oooo I gotta good one.

Person A: Gawd told me that video games are evil!

Person B: Well my gawd tells me to tell you to fuck your gawd!

A: oooooooo! Gawd doesn't like that kind of language!

B: Guess he's never been to Vegas then...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-14 11:29pm

Here we go:
How can you people say that God is evil? God created the universe, and defined good and evil. Plus, he created man. If he were evil, why would he do that? Besides, the Bible clearly states that Satan's the source of all evil, so God can't be.

How's that for illogic?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-14 11:33pm

Spyder, why on Earth are you trolling this forum? Isn't USENET big enough for you?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2002-09-15 12:45am

How is making a tounge in check argument that pokes fun at creationist ideals in a forum that seems to be expressly designed for that purpose trolling?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-15 01:26am

Spyder wrote:How is making a tounge in check argument that pokes fun at creationist ideals in a forum that seems to be expressly designed for that purpose trolling?

[DarkStar mode=ON]
You were impersonating a Creationist, and therefore, that is trolling.
[/DarkStar]

Just kidding.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2002-09-15 01:31am

Mr Bean wrote:AHAH! perfect the ill-logic is spot on Spyder!

much much better

Yay!
Going from a creationist perspective isn't as easy as it sounds, they're not really giving me much to work with.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-15 02:36am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Here we go:
How can you people say that God is evil? God created the universe, and defined good and evil. Plus, he created man. If he were evil, why would he do that? Besides, the Bible clearly states that Satan's the source of all evil, so God can't be.

How's that for illogic?

Hows this: Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Apply this concept to God.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-15 03:15am

weemadando wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Here we go:
How can you people say that God is evil? God created the universe, and defined good and evil. Plus, he created man. If he were evil, why would he do that? Besides, the Bible clearly states that Satan's the source of all evil, so God can't be.
How's that for illogic?
Hows this: Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Apply this concept to God.

I prefer "go with observation, not theory". If we temporarily assume the Bible to be factually correct, then God's evil acts have been observed.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2002-09-15 06:36am

Bread and fish have infinite mass.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-09-15 09:18am

Fuck! I want meat and cakes! Keep thy fish to thyself. Schmuck

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-15 10:14am

Spyder wrote:Bread and fish have infinite mass.

nonsense, god has infinite energy to use in their fabrication.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-15 11:58am

VF5SS wrote:You guys have waaaaaaaaaay too much free time if you're praticing your fundie impersonation

Wait wait here's mine. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, god did it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-15 04:50pm

I sfay we stick with plain and simple Creationist logic:

"The Bible said so, so it must be true!"

In a few decades, that will be the only argument they'll have. Pretty soon, they'll just give up altogether and accept Evolution. But, considering ideas for a young Earth hhave been refuted over a century ago, and some people still believe it, it will take ages for them to die out completely.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-15 04:53pm

The "God said it, God is never wrong" argument is essentially a modification of the DarkStar defense. It demonstrates a complete lack of rationality, and a complete inability to consider other viewpoints.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-15 07:28pm

I see you all have not heard the Lords Voice cleary enough-Classic Preacher defense

Nick · Post by **Nick** » 2002-09-16 07:05am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:In a few decades, that will be the only argument they'll have. Pretty soon, they'll just give up altogether and accept Evolution. But, considering ideas for a young Earth hhave been refuted over a century ago, and some people still believe it, it will take ages for them to die out completely.

You do realise there are still flat-earthers around, don't you?

Stupidity: the only element more common than hydrogen.

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