INVASION

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-16 11:27pm

What ever happened to the plan of smacking down a Creationist forum??

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-16 11:32pm

The flame bomb fizzled due to insufficient mockery density and mod related impurities in the material.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-17 12:09am

Intense bozon field well into the giga-jacques range prevented us from entering.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-17 12:14am

I am still over there. I post as AIIF-Harbinger.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-17 12:15am

Rally behind me, prepare for a second wave!

Once more into the breach dear friends!

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-17 12:55am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Rally behind me, prepare for a second wave!

Once more into the breach dear friends!

The Anti-Troll Jihad stands ready as ever for a bit of moron pumelling.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-17 03:32am

DARE i ASK? (The reversed caps is intentional for emphasis and stress purposes

)

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-17 07:55am

No
Dare you not

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-17 09:45am

But I will tel you.

We recently invaded a creationist board.
http://gp4teens.com/

Come let them fill the breach with our Atheist dead!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-17 09:58am

Oh and guys should you post there. Use an AIIF prefix for your name

(Anti-Idiot Invasion Force)

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-17 10:17am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh and guys should you post there. Use an AIIF prefix for your name

(Anti-Idiot Invasion Force)

I preface with [TATJ] (The Anti-Troll Jihad).

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-17 11:31am

You want to invade THAT?
10 seconds of seeing repeated posts about "I serve Jesus he's with me he lives in my pants" necessitated getting an injection of pure concentrated logic to flush the crap out of my brain!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-17 04:48pm

Here, screw the teens, lets try this forum:

http://forums.delphiforums.com/cort/start

I am robgea, and I and a few others made quite a dent there (although I haven't gone in recently)

Or if you want to get really daring:

http://forums.delphiforums.com/PerilousTimes/start

But theese guys are way more fundie, are prone to flamming. And the mod will ban you the second you say anything even remotley anti-fundie Or KJV of the Bible.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-09-17 05:53pm

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Since I'm insane: AIIF-SQ's my name, spreading intelligence is my game.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-17 07:04pm

How about this plan of action:

1) We sent out scouts to lurk around creationist boards. They send back their finds.
2) We pick our target. Ideally, this board should should be full of creationist, low on rational minds, and absend of strict moderators.
3) We elect a leader of the invasion force.
4) He waits for the perfect thread to hop in on. When it comes along, he fires the first shot. When the creationist respond, he calls in the artillery (that would be us).
5) We take no prisioners. We fight until all the idioticy has been driven from the forum.
6) Go back to step one, find another target.

Misc notes:
1) Our usernames on the target board should be similiar enough to our names here so as we know who's saying what.
2) Under no circumstances are any of us to mention or link to SD.net. We cannot go on the offensive if our own boards are being invaded.

What do you all think?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-09-17 07:12pm

It fizzled because it took to long to make a post there. Anyway a few of them came here like resident creationist and preisto and we beat them down good. But I'm up for a good invasion of another forum that doesn't have a 24 hour wait between posts.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-17 07:18pm

I'll be posting as LEC: Liberal Evolutionist Christian

If that doesn't put the fear of God into their fundementalist hearts, nothing will.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-09-17 07:20pm

Straha wrote:Here, screw the teens, lets try this forum:

http://forums.delphiforums.com/cort/start

I am robgea, and I and a few others made quite a dent there (although I haven't gone in recently)

Or if you want to get really daring:

http://forums.delphiforums.com/PerilousTimes/start

But theese guys are way more fundie, are prone to flamming. And the mod will ban you the second you say anything even remotley anti-fundie Or KJV of the Bible.

Those forums sucks find a better one to invade they feel so impersonal

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-17 08:01pm

Wicked: Let's pick a serious fundementalist one. If it's just a bunch of people talking about how much they love God, not only is there not much to kill, but I may have some ethical objections.

If it's one that calls for the stoning of gays, denies evolution, calls D&D Satanic, etc. etc. I'll be the first into the breach. In fact, as an actual Christian, I volunteer for scout position.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-17 08:08pm

We your not an acutal Chrisitan, To be exact you going to hell for not following all the rules of the Bible, The fact your not hunting us all down and stoning us ATM tells us your not a Christian

Thefore you must be a Christian-Light

The other white Religion

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-17 08:11pm

I Lennox volunteer for the scouting mission, my former Catholic background can be a shield of lies....and Alyrium I shall assist in your Teen board attack..

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-17 08:13pm

Mr Bean wrote:We your not an acutal Chrisitan, To be exact you going to hell for not following all the rules of the Bible, The fact your not hunting us all down and stoning us ATM tells us your not a Christian

Thefore you must be a Christian-Light

The other white Religion

*lmao*

I figure if the Bible has been debubked so throughly, there is no medium for me just atheism and religion...morals is somewheres inbetween

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-17 08:13pm

Mr. Bean: If you *really* want me to go into a long-winded discussion, e-mail me. Or PM me.

In any case, I've already begun an assault on the teen boards. Mostly provocations - if anyone follows up I shall unleash the American Smackdown.

Victory! Victory for SD.net!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-17 08:14pm

http://gp4teens.com/forum/viewthread.as ... ome+God%21

*Scoffs* Riiiiiight....

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-17 08:24pm

For the supposedly enlightened, they have yet to learn English....odd