Worst creationist tactic

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-19 06:10pm

Here's today's fuckwit:

Freewillnow wrote:E-Mail: freewillnow@hotmail.com
Comments: I haven't been able to explore everything on your sight, but I would like to ask these questions:

1.Why do you use the old testament?

2. Is the old testament Jewish History?

3.What is the new testament?

4. Do you believe in relativism?

5. Do you beileve in a absolute?

6. Do believe in morals?

7. What defines religion?

8. Why do you captialize God?

9. What would you do if someone close to became "born again"

10. If Jesus is make believe, show me proof.

Thank you for your time. FreeWillNow

Notice how he doesn't make any points. Instead, he asks me to repeat all of the things I already say in my site, and to prove a negative. Classic "make the other guy do all the work" attack. Pisses me off.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-19 06:18pm

I think the worst one was still the one that yelled at you about how the continued existence of Great Apes proves conclusively that evolution does not happen. I was looking at it and trying to understand how anyone could have such terrible misconceptions about evolution. It was one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 06:20pm

Mr. Wong, I need some help convincing my parents I shouldn't go too Life Teen, anything that could be useful? Oh, my Mom asscioated evolution with flat Earthers....*lmao*

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-19 06:37pm

What Happened

?? Spare no details

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-19 06:54pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Oh, my Mom asscioated evolution with flat Earthers....*lmao*

What? How? How is that possible?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-09-19 06:59pm

The worst tactic a fundie can do is open their mouth and attempt to speak reason.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 07:12pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Oh, my Mom asscioated evolution with flat Earthers....*lmao*
What? How? How is that possible?

You...don't want too know...thats why I haven't tld her I'm atheist. Nothing will ever get thru there thick skull, and I have too pretend too worship a nonexistant God for 2 hours, every Wednesday on achool daysfor the next 3 years.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-19 07:22pm

Just say no. Or, simply skip the sessions and go to the arcade. Your parents obviously won't listen to reason on this, so there's no point debating.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-19 07:28pm

Captain Lennox wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Oh, my Mom asscioated evolution with flat Earthers....*lmao*
What? How? How is that possible?
You...don't want too know...thats why I haven't tld her I'm atheist. Nothing will ever get thru there thick skull, and I have too pretend too worship a nonexistant God for 2 hours, every Wednesday on achool daysfor the next 3 years.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH HELP ME! 8427&%*&$*^%&*%^%&&% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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So what happened????? And what is Teen Life??

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-09-19 07:29pm

Darth Wong wrote:Just say no. Or, simply skip the sessions and go to the arcade. Your parents obviously won't listen to reason on this, so there's no point debating.

I need a high resolution banner able printer to make a huge "CONCESSION ACCEPTED" poster for use in real life.

That will work wonders against the fundies I'll no doubt find when I go to Lancaster Uni next week.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-19 07:50pm

I turned 'Uncle Sam Wants You To SHUT THE FUCK UP' into a sign. I hold it up when people start talking stupidly.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 07:53pm

Darth Wong wrote:Just say no. Or, simply skip the sessions and go to the arcade. Your parents obviously won't listen to reason on this, so there's no point debating.

Yeah, except the arcade is miles away I'm in the middle of nowhere, and if I don't go they'll call my parents.
And Teen Life is Catholic Tennage stuff too make "God" look fun. But the upside there is pizza & donuts at the end

It isn't that bad because of the food

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 07:56pm

Straha wrote:So what happened????? And what is Teen Life??

What happened a mass for 1 hour, and at the peace be with you things, fundies shaking hands with you. Then, another pointless hour of skits & small groups. Then the food. Not too mention they'll be a night long retreat in which I'm skipping too play Starcraft all night.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-19 07:58pm

Captain Lennox wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Just say no. Or, simply skip the sessions and go to the arcade. Your parents obviously won't listen to reason on this, so there's no point debating.
Yeah, except the arcade is miles away I'm in the middle of nowhere, and if I don't go they'll call my parents.
And Teen Life is Catholic Tennage stuff too make "God" look fun. But the upside there is pizza & donuts at the end It isn't that bad because of the food

OK, alternate tactic: go, but loudly and aggressively steer every discussion into a debate over the morality of the Medieval Inquisition and the Pope's declaration to invade, conquer, and enslave all those of other religions in the 15th century. And wear an Iron Maiden T-shirt (the "Number of the Beast" shirt), or an inverted pentagram pendant around your neck. Your parents will soon pull you out to spare themselves the embarrassment in front of their religious friends.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 07:58pm

Cyril wrote:I turned 'Uncle Sam Wants You To SHUT THE FUCK UP' into a sign. I hold it up when people start talking stupidly.

Good thing swearing gets you kicked out, hehe

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 08:00pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Just say no. Or, simply skip the sessions and go to the arcade. Your parents obviously won't listen to reason on this, so there's no point debating.
Yeah, except the arcade is miles away I'm in the middle of nowhere, and if I don't go they'll call my parents.
And Teen Life is Catholic Tennage stuff too make "God" look fun. But the upside there is pizza & donuts at the end It isn't that bad because of the food
OK, alternate tactic: go, but loudly and aggressively steer every discussion into a debate over the morality of the Medieval Inquisition and the Pope's declaration to invade, conquer, and enslave all those of other religions in the 15th century. And wear an Iron Maiden T-shirt (the "Number of the Beast" shirt), or an inverted pentagram pendant around your neck. Your parents will soon pull you out to spare themselves the embarrassment in front of their religious friends.

Yes, that was my plan. I also plan too buy that God Science T-Shirt. The quote one

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 08:07pm

Oh, and on topic the worst Creationist response I've seen is: "Oh, we are not sure what 7 days means in God's time." Not only is this too get around evolution, it means that God measures time and he will die.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-19 08:32pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Oh, and on topic the worst Creationist response I've seen is: "Oh, we are not sure what 7 days means in God's time."

That's pretty funny. It never occurs to them that if we assume 7 days to be 15 billion years, then the timeline still doesn't work out worth shit because the Earth wasn't created until the fourth day, and the first pre-human transitional species didn't exist until 2 minutes before the end of the 7th day.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-19 08:39pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Oh, and on topic the worst Creationist response I've seen is: "Oh, we are not sure what 7 days means in God's time."
That's pretty funny. It never occurs to them that if we assume 7 days to be 15 billion years, then the timeline still doesn't work out worth shit because the Earth wasn't created until the fourth day, and the first pre-human transitional species didn't exist until 2 minutes before the end of the 7th day.

*rofl*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-19 08:51pm

I demand that a mod fix the format on the first page.

Captain Lenonx and Straha have fucked it up.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-19 09:28pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I demand that a mod fix the format on the first page.

Captain Lenonx and Straha have fucked it up.

I am

sorry, so

sorry, so so

sorry. ::bows down and kisses spanky's feet for forgiveness::

And I don't even know what I did.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-19 09:28pm

Good idea. I fixed it.

A reminder to all: if you must do that, USE FUCKING LINE BREAKS!!!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-19 09:40pm

Thanks Mike, now I can read the first page.

X · Post by X » 2002-09-20 12:00am

This is the worst (well, lamest) creationist tactic.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-20 12:07am

X wrote:This is the worst (well, lamest) creationist tactic.

Oh, but the people in the cartoon are being so nice and considerate to pray for us. I'm sure that I'll be saved if just they do that.