Stupid fundies

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-13 12:52pm

I have a friend at school who tried to claim that the bible was more truthful that wongs creationism site because it ammounted to more words. More specfically he said religion was right because the bible was thicker than a printout of part of wongs site.

Well tell about the stupid fundies you've met.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-07-13 01:07pm

If the number of words used to convey a message is the best method of determining the thruth of the message we should all become Theravada Buddhists. Tipitaka, the collection of Pali language texts which form the doctrinal foundation of Theravada Buddhism, translated in to English, is over 12 000 pages long and would fill over fifty volumes. Eat that bible.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-07-13 01:10pm

Oh shit.....

With people like that crawling around we should really wonder how mankind made into the atomic age.
Dumbness combined with fundamentalism and a seemingly low IQ. What a mix....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-13 01:39pm

I wonder how long her English essays have been.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-13 02:36pm

darthdavid wrote:I have a friend at school who tried to claim that the bible was more truthful that wongs creationism site because it ammounted to more words. More specfically he said religion was right because the bible was thicker than a printout of part of wongs site. Well tell about the stupid fundies you've met.

Get the full text of the Bible, set it to 2 point font, single space, and print it out. Then take a transcript of Wong's site, double space it, knock the font up to 36, and print it out. Show the two to your "friend", and tell him he is a fucking dumbass. Then punch him in the kidney. Tell him ol' DPDP said so.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-13 07:34pm

darthdavid wrote:I have a friend at school who tried to claim that the bible was more truthful that wongs creationism site because it ammounted to more words.

Your fundie friend may have a point. An encyclopedia has many more words than the Bible...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-13 07:50pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
darthdavid wrote:I have a friend at school who tried to claim that the bible was more truthful that wongs creationism site because it ammounted to more words. More specfically he said religion was right because the bible was thicker than a printout of part of wongs site. Well tell about the stupid fundies you've met.
Get the full text of the Bible, set it to 2 point font, single space, and print it out. Then take a transcript of Wong's site, double space it, knock the font up to 36, and print it out. Show the two to your "friend", and tell him he is a fucking dumbass. Then punch him in the kidney. Tell him ol' DPDP said so.

Ol' Dippy Dippy?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-13 07:53pm

The Star Wars Episode II Incredible Cross-Sections doesn't have more pages than the Bible, but I like it better anyways. With Saxton as our GOD we shall lead the charge against these silly fundies and prove to them how a mere 28 pages brought about the destruction of an entire way of life--the Trekkie!

Once they see its awe-inspiring power they will have no choice but submit to the great Lord Saxton! Ph34r teh ICS!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-13 10:57pm

Quantity != Quality.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-13 11:06pm

Does this mean he actually printed Wongs site?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-07-13 11:12pm

King James Bible: 732 pages
Battlefield Earth: 1050 pages
Pacific Bell Yellow Pages, area code 510, year 2002: 1075 pages

Conclusion: Hubbard has God beat, but all bow down to the phone company.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-13 11:17pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote: Ol' Dippy Dippy?

You pronounce it "dee-pee-dee-pee", you troglodyte. I'll see you after school.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-13 11:32pm

Raxmei wrote:King James Bible: 732 pages
Battlefield Earth: 1050 pages
Pacific Bell Yellow Pages, area code 510, year 2002: 1075 pages

Conclusion: Hubbard has God beat, but all bow down to the phone company.

in my collection:

Years Best Scifi for 2003: 788 pages
a guide to Japan: 880 pages
Bhagavad-Giitaa, As it is: 904 pages
Oxford Companion to US History: 940 pages
Inside LW7: 1160 pages

i routinely see thousand page books on various subjects at Amazon, and they dont even cover the entire subject!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-13 11:39pm

kojikun wrote:
Raxmei wrote:King James Bible: 732 pages
Battlefield Earth: 1050 pages
Pacific Bell Yellow Pages, area code 510, year 2002: 1075 pages

Conclusion: Hubbard has God beat, but all bow down to the phone company.
in my collection:

Years Best Scifi for 2003: 788 pages
a guide to Japan: 880 pages
Bhagavad-Giitaa, As it is: 904 pages
Oxford Companion to US History: 940 pages
Inside LW7: 1160 pages

i routinely see thousand page books on various subjects at Amazon, and they dont even cover the entire subject!

All bow down to Tom Clancy and his various 1000+ page novels!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-07-14 12:00am

wait, if page numbers matter most, then heres are few of the books that outweigh the bible when it coems to our origins.

Encyclopedia of Biodiversity, Five-Volume Set - 4,700 pages
The History and Geography of Human Genes - 1,088 pages
Encyclopedia of Human Evolution and Prehistory: Second Edition (Special - Reference) - 753 pages

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-07-14 01:35am

darthdavid wrote:I have a friend at school who tried to claim that the bible was more truthful that wongs creationism site because it ammounted to more words. More specfically he said religion was right because the bible was thicker than a printout of part of wongs site. Well tell about the stupid fundies you've met.

According to this LAUGHABLE method of determining things, our tax code is more truthful than the Holy Bible and the War and Peace combined.

Moreover, since the Book of Mormon and the Koran are both longer than the KJV, ask him why he doesn't convert to one of these more truthful versions of Christianity.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-14 01:53am

Certainly they must be joking.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-07-14 06:31am

[Nelson]Ha-haa[/Nelson]

The Tipitaka still rules suprime!

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-07-14 07:17am

David Drake's Northworld Triology, based on Norse mythology, is 791 pages long. Does that mean the Gods of Northworld/Norse is more Godly than the King James Bible God?

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-14 08:03am

How many pages is "Order of the Phoenix", anyway?

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-07-14 08:15am

Order of the Phoenix is 870 pages.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-14 11:20am

God Emperor wrote:Order of the Phoenix is 870 pages.

Hey God, you're Rowling's bitch now!

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2003-07-14 09:36pm

Master of Ossus wrote: According to this LAUGHABLE method of determining things, our tax code is more truthful than the Holy Bible and the War and Peace combined.

Weell, it may be more truthful than the bible...After all, Thou Shalt Pay unless you have such and such detection at least makes sense. It even may make more sense, after all, Anybody know why you should not boil a kid in its mothers milk?

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-07-14 10:04pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Get the full text of the Bible, set it to 2 point font, single space, and print it out. Then take a transcript of Wong's site, double space it, knock the font up to 36, and print it out. Show the two to your "friend", and tell him he is a fucking dumbass. Then punch him in the kidney. Tell him ol' DPDP said so.

That post made my day

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-07-14 10:11pm

But you know what? What do you think could happen if darthdavid actually did some of the things suggested in this thread and showed the evidence to his friend?

I bet his friend would come up with some lame excuse. I can imagine, "But...But that doesn't count!" could be one. BWAAHAHAHAHAA

(note: I'm laughing AT darthdavid's friend)

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