George Carilin, of course. Though, I don't know if this has been posted before. But here goes..
Goerge Carlin on the Ten Commandments:
I can only remember two of them, though..
- Thou shalt try thy best not to kill.
But my favorite, his addition:
- Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself!
~ver
Best statement ever..
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One shall not forget to recognise the wisdom contained within the eleventh commandmend:
- Thou shalt not get caught.
Most trouble arises when Nr. 11 is overlooked or ignored
- Thou shalt not get caught.
Most trouble arises when Nr. 11 is overlooked or ignored

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"The end of what, son? There is no end, there's just the point where storytellers stop talking."
- OotS 763
I've always disliked the common apologist stance that a browser is stable and secure as long as you don't go to the wrong part of the Internet. It's like saying that your car is bulletproof unless you go somewhere where you might actually get shot at. - Darth Wong