The creationists are coming to Sweden

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-07-18 07:14am

Oh, how pleasant. The creationists are going to have an international meeting here in Sweden. And it's just some 80 kilometers from my home. Let's hope that this causes some mayor debates in television so that everyone can see how dangerous these people really are.

Here's the site

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-18 07:34am

Mitt i bibelträsket... va fan kan man vänta sig?

Just ranting in Swedish nothing to see here.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-18 07:48am

*Plays "Invasion of Naboo" from TPM soundtrack*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-18 08:09am

Jesus H Christ Sucking Creationist Dick, I feel sorry for you Dooey...

*plays 'Corporate Avenger - Enemy of the Gospel.mp3' at continent-shattering volume*

Corporate Avenger wrote:I PISS ON YOUR JESUS! I SHIT ON YOUR MARY!!

It gets better from there..

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-18 08:42am

Better double wrap your tinfoil hat to ward off their conversion rays.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-18 11:50am

Well, if your education system's worth a damn, then these people'll be ranting a wall. G'luck!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-07-18 11:59am

Right. Let's get over there. Faram, Jo, how'd you feel about putting a thousand of us up for a weekend?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-18 01:16pm

NecronLord wrote:Right. Let's get over there. Faram, Jo, how'd you feel about putting a thousand of us up for a weekend?

No prob my 2room app can house 3 including mee and the other two better be girls

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-18 02:50pm

Invade the conference! Destroy the illogic! Subjugate the buffet table if they have one!

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-18 03:35pm

The link doesn't work. Dare we hope those fuckers have been turned away by customs for being obviously high on drugs?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-07-18 03:52pm

Eleas wrote:The link doesn't work. Dare we hope those fuckers have been turned away by customs for being obviously high on drugs?

Christians don't use drugs. Oh wait, they use PCP and Crack cocaine. That's why they like killing Indians.

Oh, and that book of rolling papers they read out of a lot, what's it called? Oh yeah, "'Holy' Bible"! It's crap fairy tales (and I'm sure I'll be getting sued by a fairy soon for racism too LOL) and it's even worse as rollin' papers!

EDIT: Some whacked and totally random reason the board crashed when I hit the 'post' button, when in turn caused a BSOD on my computer. Somebody shoot that asshole imp up in the rafters. Hint: he's the one holding the Bogon Raygun...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-07-18 04:21pm

Send in the Swedish Bikini Team for recon, then drop Swedish pr0n by the ton on their festivities.
Convert to hedonism!

Pendragon · Post by **Pendragon** » 2003-07-18 05:09pm

Right... I'm officially going to put an effort into organizing a ditchdigging at Skåne's (Sweden's southern tip) northern border to separate it from the rest of Sweden, now that you guys have been contaminated.

I wonder if the danes will have us back after roughly half a century?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-18 05:17pm

Pendragon wrote:Right... I'm officially going to put an effort into organizing a ditchdigging at Skåne's (Sweden's southern tip) northern border to separate it from the rest of Sweden, now that you guys have been contaminated.

I wonder if the danes will have us back after roughly half a century?

I'll pitch in. Spettklubben, anyone?

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2003-07-18 09:23pm

Pendragon wrote:Right... I'm officially going to put an effort into organizing a ditchdigging at Skåne's (Sweden's southern tip) northern border to separate it from the rest of Sweden, now that you guys have been contaminated.

I wonder if the danes will have us back after roughly half a century?

Dont you mean a half millenia (IIRC we lost Skåne in 1658)

?

And you'd be most welcome ofc.
The only the problem I could see were that you would touch our women and drink our beer.
Wait a sec....your already doing that......DAMN YOU!!!!!!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-07-18 10:29pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Invade the conference! Destroy the illogic! Subjugate the buffet table if they have one!

I'll lead the assault on the bar.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-07-18 11:16pm

RedImperator wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Invade the conference! Destroy the illogic! Subjugate the buffet table if they have one!
I'll lead the assault on the bar.

Deploy a strategic Dalton strike against their donuts!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-07-19 12:10am

Eleas wrote:I'll pitch in. Spettklubben, anyone?

God save us from the fury of the Northmen!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-07-19 12:35am

That DNA image is stolen from elsewhere. I've seen it before, used it for photoshop.

Creationism as science...

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-19 12:40am

Exonerate wrote:That DNA image is stolen from elsewhere. I've seen it before, used it for photoshop.

Creationism as science...

Yep. They only do that to make this exceedingly bitter pill easier to swallow.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-19 05:01am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Eleas wrote:I'll pitch in. Spettklubben, anyone?
God save us from the fury of the Northmen!

Cry Hägar and let slip the poodles of war!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-07-19 05:05am

Eleas wrote:
Pendragon wrote:Right... I'm officially going to put an effort into organizing a ditchdigging at Skåne's (Sweden's southern tip) northern border to separate it from the rest of Sweden, now that you guys have been contaminated.

I wonder if the danes will have us back after roughly half a century?
I'll pitch in. Spettklubben, anyone?

Hmm if i can deport all those wackos to Ystad first then i'll help.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-19 05:11am

Faram wrote:
Eleas wrote: I'll pitch in. Spettklubben, anyone?
Hmm if i can deport all those wackos to Ystad first then i'll help.

Ok, I don't much like Ystad, but you guys should clean up your own messes. Feed them to the polar bears that roam the streets of Stockholm, or something.

Pendragon · Post by **Pendragon** » 2003-07-20 06:35am

SecondStorm wrote:
Pendragon wrote:Right... I'm officially going to put an effort into organizing a ditchdigging at Skåne's (Sweden's southern tip) northern border to separate it from the rest of Sweden, now that you guys have been contaminated.

I wonder if the danes will have us back after roughly half a century?
Dont you mean a half millenia (IIRC we lost Skåne in 1658) ?

And you'd be most welcome ofc.
The only the problem I could see were that you would touch our women and drink our beer.
Wait a sec....your already doing that......DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Damn it! Naturally I mean half a millennia. A very long time waiting to be liberated from the opression of the "land of lagom" I might add.

As for the women, I only ever had one dane chick, but then again I havent been there that much the past few years. As for the beer... well, take my Carlsberg Hof away from me and I'll invade. Singlehandedly if needed, but since its a matter of beer, I think I could rally most of the country.

Hmm... new vs. thread? Sweden invades Denmark in order to capture the Carlsberg brewery?

Pendragon · Post by **Pendragon** » 2003-07-20 06:37am

Faram wrote:
Eleas wrote:
Pendragon wrote:Right... I'm officially going to put an effort into organizing a ditchdigging at Skåne's (Sweden's southern tip) northern border to separate it from the rest of Sweden, now that you guys have been contaminated.

I wonder if the danes will have us back after roughly half a century?
I'll pitch in. Spettklubben, anyone?
Hmm if i can deport all those wackos to Ystad first then i'll help.

We'll trade you Sjöbo for the Creationists.

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