Chick: Vatican orchestrated World Wars

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-07-19 10:53pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/011 ... linone.asp

A big pigpile of conspiracy theory shit. Rather amusing.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-19 10:58pm

Goddamnit, must we constantly bring it up everytime Chick post more of his garbage on the web? The awe of his stupidity was established many moons ago. It's starging to lose its glamour now.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-07-19 11:08pm

it passes the time.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-19 11:10pm

Did someone ever hacked his site?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-07-19 11:21pm

Montcalm wrote:Did someone ever hacked his site?

Why would they want to, it's not like it can get fucked up any more.

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-07-19 11:56pm

The stupidity! It hurts. Man, I think I'm gonna throw up after reading all of that shit.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-07-20 12:06am

That priest in the photo is one evil looking dude.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-20 12:14am

Lonestar wrote:That priest in the photo is one evil looking dude.

Well, if there's one thing Chick's marginally good at, it's hiring good artists.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-07-20 12:22am

Wow! The "Pope's Gold" used to back the communist revolution was estimated to be $666,000,000!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-20 12:43am

Lonestar wrote:Wow! The "Pope's Gold" used to back the communist revolution was estimated to be $666,000,000!

Yeah, surprising, no?

Remember, the Illuminati, the Opus Dei, and key masons are together the financial arm of the Vatican!

But if you've ever been in St. Peter's Basilica, you know that the Church is just filthy fucking rich. The Pope probably is the richest man on the God Damn planet, in invested assets

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-07-20 01:16am

Ah yes, St. Peter's. The product of hundreds of years of whoring himself off to the French and Germans.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-20 01:17am

StarshipTitanic wrote:Ah yes, St. Peter's. The product of hundreds of years of whoring himself off to the French and Germans.

You forgot the Spanish and all the gold donated from the New World at the expense of millions of poor, defenseless natives.

Now imagine them landing onto an island filled with post-industrial natives who just don't give a shit about world domination anymore...

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-07-20 02:05am

Unholy shit. That's gotta be the worst one yet!

I guess no one ever taught Jack Chick that the Children's Crusade never actually happened.

The parts when he claims that the Jesuits orchestrated the assassination of Abraham Lincoln and the rise of the Communists are priceless (I'm not kidding).

And the Vatican can really hold a grudge! When France and Russia divied up the Balkans, the Vatican was still pissed off about their little Revolution. Fortunately, "the solution was simple. The Jesuits would set up World War I."

And even before the War ended, the Jesuits were already planning WWII! It's amazing how Jack Chick ties everything together. It's like a history lesson pieced together from old sugar packets!

And that's when Rasputin stepped in, and stole the Russian gold to give to the Russian Orthodox Church (the Jesuits are still planning WWII, BTW). They then sent their gold to Russia to create a puppet state, in the form of the USSR.

Incidentally, Chick makes everything so understandable for me, by defining tough words like "abdicate," "accursed," or "czarina." I don't know how I could have absorbed so much information without his help, in that matter.

It was then that the Orthodox Church gave the Soviets their gold, and was saved (the "ace up their sleeve" wasn't God, but gold from Rasputin--a satanic cult leader. Confused yet?)

The Vatican controls the wealth of the world, through the Free Masons and the Illuminati, and then the pro-Catholic Jews came in and bought up all the land in Germany (I guess the Jews never figured out that the Catholic Church was evil,

And I must say that the Roman Catholics have to be about the worst global-conspiracists the world has ever seen! They keep fighting each other for no reason, and threatening to reveal their own plans to the world with mis-statements and such. It's truly amazing that they've been able to do all that they've done secretly for the last two thousand years.

And the evidence Chick brings up is astounding. The Roman Catholics recognized Franco's government just 20 MONTHS before the Spanish Civil War ended.

And THAT'S when the Roman Catholic agents, masquerading as Protestants, began the Holocaust, and assassinated Pius XI to put Pius XII in charge of the whole operation. And when Germany was losing, Franco was given orders by the Pope to move a division of troops through to Berlin to fight with the Nazis.

And did you know that the obelisk is a secret symbol that the Jesuits, Illuminati, Roman Catholics in general, Free Masons, Ku Klux Klansmen, and Russian Orthodox members use to communicate with one another? But in any case, by then they've got President Reagan signaling their members to get the whole operation started.

I also like how he keeps contradicting himself. The Jews own everything in the press, and even though they hate the Vatican and the Jesuits they don't publish anything against either group.... The Romans are occasionally working for God, and sometimes against God, and the Popes are all anti-Christs, but there are good Jesuits and Roman Catholics who never tell anyone about this whole thing....

Seriously, guys, this thing is fucking scary. I cannot imagine what sort of twisted thought process could be so utterly demented as to try to connect such a flawed view of history into an utterly incomprehensible piece of propoganda against everyone and everything.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-07-20 02:06am

Vorlon1701 wrote:But if you've ever been in St. Peter's Basilica, you know that the Church is just filthy fucking rich. The Pope probably is the richest man on the God Damn planet, in invested assets

Reminds me of something Mark Twain said. "This is how God would have done it, if he had had the money."

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-20 02:41am

Master of Ossus wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:But if you've ever been in St. Peter's Basilica, you know that the Church is just filthy fucking rich. The Pope probably is the richest man on the God Damn planet, in invested assets
Reminds me of something Mark Twain said. "This is how God would have done it, if he had had the money."

Yep, that's pretty much the best way to describe that place's staggering wealth. I mean, 10 foot high black letters against a gilded gold background?!? And, lest you think this would be easy, these letters are TILES IN A MOSAIC! The ROOF is full of elaborate statuettes of cherubs and flowers, all gilded! And the shrine to St. Peter's just...::DROOL::

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-07-20 02:42am

Oh yeah, and some of my best friends are Catholic. How does that fit into the plan?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-07-20 03:18am

Wait, this is suppost to be a serious site?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-20 03:46am

Urge... to assassinate... rising...

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-07-20 07:38am

BTW. wasn't LUTHER the guy who hated both Catholics and Jews? I'd love to see Chick squirm out of that one.

McNum · Post by **McNum** » 2003-07-20 08:16am

Well at least he's improved a little. This one's in color. And that's probably the only positive thing I can think of about this one.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-07-20 08:57am

Darth Gojira wrote:BTW. wasn't LUTHER the guy who hated both Catholics and Jews? I'd love to see Chick squirm out of that one.

Yeah, he even wrote a book titlet "On the Jews and their lies" and this is writen by the guy who protestants revere and respect, one of the reasons I think so little of protestants.

See linky, if you wish to learn about Luther's antisemitism.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-20 10:51am

Uraniun235 wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/011 ... linone.asp

A big pigpile of conspiracy theory shit. Rather amusing.

There's not anything that hasn't been blamed on either the Vatican or space aliens.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-07-20 11:44am

I thought it was a huge Zionist conspiracy...

J/k, of course.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-07-20 11:59am

Oh lordy, what next? Hitler was an atheist?!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-20 12:09pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh lordy, what next? Hitler was an atheist?!

Of course. No evil person could possibly have been Christian.

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