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Another Chick P.O.S.
This cartoon offends me deeply. At least most of the others are just having at secular life-styles, not other established religions.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp
People who say that Christianity is harmless and inobtrusive can shove that fucking belief up their arses.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp
People who say that Christianity is harmless and inobtrusive can shove that fucking belief up their arses.
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Christianity itself is not much better on this subject. For example:
In the original Hebrew version of the Bible, instead of Jahveh (God), humanity sometimes gets orders from Elohim. Elohim is actually a plural, which means The Mighty Ones (or something like that) in Hebrew.
This is proof that the Hebrews originally were polytheists.
In the original Hebrew version of the Bible, instead of Jahveh (God), humanity sometimes gets orders from Elohim. Elohim is actually a plural, which means The Mighty Ones (or something like that) in Hebrew.
This is proof that the Hebrews originally were polytheists.
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"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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This one is even more offensive as it utterly misinterprets the entire Buddhist faith in the first four panels.
This one is even more offensive as it utterly misinterprets the entire Buddhist faith in the first four panels.
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HAHAHA! I dare one of those fucktards to go ahead and try handing that first one out in Dearborn. Wonder how long it will take them to get their ass kicked. LOL.
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All right, the fascist S.O.B has gone too far. I'm gonna into a killing spree!
The guy has led a good life and is going to hell because he's a catholic!
This is far worse than the good old Genocidial god of the Bible!!
Freedom of speech should be deserved!
Someone put this bastard out of his misery!
It's in times like this that I fell religious. Imagine the S.O.B face when facing judgement:
Chick: "Hi, I'm Chick. I made all those wonderful cartoons. May I come in?"
God: "Hell is too good for you. You'll reincarnate as a donkey in a certain farm.."
All right, the fascist S.O.B has gone too far. I'm gonna into a killing spree!
The guy has led a good life and is going to hell because he's a catholic!
This is far worse than the good old Genocidial god of the Bible!!
Freedom of speech should be deserved!
Someone put this bastard out of his misery!
It's in times like this that I fell religious. Imagine the S.O.B face when facing judgement:
Chick: "Hi, I'm Chick. I made all those wonderful cartoons. May I come in?"
God: "Hell is too good for you. You'll reincarnate as a donkey in a certain farm.."
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The first one is just horrible. I felt offended deeply, and I'm not even a Muslim! I'm an ATHEIST and I was disturbed by his theories on Islam, and offended by his inability to grant other people the freedom of religion that he unfortunately abuses here.
The second one is still worse. He does, of course, realize that only one branch of Buddhism worships Gautma, doesn't he? I'm also sure he recognizes that Confucianism is not a religion, but a philosophy that NEVER expects you to believe that anyone died for us. Clearly Chick is one of the biggest bigots ever to walk the earth.
The second one is still worse. He does, of course, realize that only one branch of Buddhism worships Gautma, doesn't he? I'm also sure he recognizes that Confucianism is not a religion, but a philosophy that NEVER expects you to believe that anyone died for us. Clearly Chick is one of the biggest bigots ever to walk the earth.
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The greedy, slit-eyed Asian tycoon being saved by what looks like a God-fearing, devout WASP...hmmm...weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0016/0016_01.asp
This one is even more offensive as it utterly misinterprets the entire Buddhist faith in the first four panels.
I think we can add racist to the list of this bastard's shit.
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Chick is proof that God is merciful.
If he weren't, he'd have made us all like that.
If he weren't, he'd have made us all like that.
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I'd like to remind everybody (lest anybody need be reminded) that Chick's world bears very little resemblance to the real world.
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A Buddhist monk (drawn to look like the Dalai Lama) that brutally beats people for distributing Christian literature? What happened to pacifism?What kind of crazy, fucked up world does Chick live in?weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0016/0016_01.asp
This one is even more offensive as it utterly misinterprets the entire Buddhist faith in the first four panels.
Oh, wait, I remember. The world that the Bible claims exists! Where all other religions are hostile, and violent, and fundamentally evil. Woohoo.
I guess that Buddhist monk didn't immoliate himself to protest Diem in Vietnam. He must have actually gotten with his fellow killing machines and stormed the presidential palace in a hail of gunfire.
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That shit'd be funny if it weren't so concentrated. Damn, what idiocy. Question: Why do we have so many prominant Christian idiots?
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That second one was fucking appaling.
Its bad enough that he's making out every one who isn't christian to be an obnoxious, loud mouth tyrant.
Its bad enough that he's making out every one who isn't christian to be an obnoxious, loud mouth tyrant.
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he obviously refering to the england in his own little world.Pablo Sanchez wrote:"The Islamic religion is bringing England to her knees."
WTF??????
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Wow! If your a serial killer and you're a devout christian, you go to heaven.
If you give to charity all the time, run marathons, help out in orphanages, give blood etc. and aren't a christian, lake of fire time.
Chick is proof of a god with a twisted sense of humour.
If you give to charity all the time, run marathons, help out in orphanages, give blood etc. and aren't a christian, lake of fire time.
Chick is proof of a god with a twisted sense of humour.
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Chick is one of those sad little men who bolster up their pathetic, meaningless little lives by thinking that everybody needs to think and act exactly the way they do, no matter how fucked up they are.
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