Chick's "evidence"

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-06 04:34am

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp

This is a prime example of the idiocy of this man. He repeatedly cites "evidence" but all of it is from his own site. Does he have no goddamn clue as to how to create a logical and rational arguement?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-10-06 04:48am

I have read that tract before and I never expect a Chick tract to make much sense, just as I neither expect an advertisement on TV to make sense...

...and advertisements are just what Chick's tracts are. Advertisements for Christianity.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-06 06:05am

Someone PLEASE stop that asshole but quick! I would prefer stopping him by reprogramming his brain with a turbolaser cannon! This dumfuck is EVIL (and not the good kind like "Evil Warsie Asshole", just the kind that wants people to suffer). I took **3** hits from his propaganda bombs he calls "tracts" and unknown amounts of damage were done to my psyche. For the most part these.... "things" come across as the door-to-door missionary's equivalent of a porn fantasy. Actually a better metaphor would be the Christian fundie's equivalent of (Lord Wong have mercy on me!) Graham Kennedy's PORTAL! Lata and Now I Shall Attempt to Purge Myself of the Chick Virus With a Railgun Slug Through the Cranium!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-06 06:35am

Ah. I found this amusing, in a sad sense. The teacher is obviously a fake and was correctly expelled from the school, If he can't argue and win with the dumbest creature of his classroom. Concerning evolution and science knowledge, the two were aproximately equal.

So, the real lesson to be learnt is:

don't let art teachers teach science

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-10-06 07:32am

A little spoof......

http://www.skepticfriends.org/articles/ ... =46&page=2

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-06 12:31pm

This Chick guy is clearly one of the stupidest people on the face of the Earth. He is a disgrace to his state or province.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-06 12:34pm

I also like how he appears to believe that evolution applies only to humans, which he consistently states came from "monkeys" or "apes." He is clearly under-informed to the extreme.

Incidentally, I know this can be construed as a double post, but seeing as how I'm a Jedi Council Member two times over, I really don't care.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-06 12:40pm

The part where he claims that "losing something [is] the opposite of evolution," REALLY annoys me, also. And I still don't care that I used three posts for this. I'm posting it as I read through it.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-06 12:43pm

I feel my brain shrink every time i read that shit. Maybe this guy will die, and like his cartoons, he will get unfair judgement from God................ WAIT!!!! Two problems with that! There is no God, and any atrocity bestowed on him will be well deserved.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-10-06 12:54pm

Every time I read one of his tracts I feel nauseated.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-06 01:26pm

-vomit-

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-10-06 01:28pm

I think this Chick asshole got hit by the stupid stick too many times as a child.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2002-10-06 01:35pm

Master of Ossus wrote:This Chick guy is clearly one of the stupidest people on the face of the Earth. He is a disgrace to his state or province.

What is it about California that seems to breed idiot nut-jobs?

And yes, Jack is on the hit list for my Papal Ninja(tm) hordes.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-06 01:46pm

*Summon City Bus

Ahh if only, but my single ethical rule says no on killing idiots UNTIL, I've assumed power

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-06 01:49pm

You know what's really funny?

If you read some of his tracts and his Battle Cry articles, you'll notice a vast conspiracy.

Catholism is pagan-idol worship. However, it's hidden in a veil of Christianity; it was created by Satan from a religion from which Buddhism eventually sprang forth. However, in a plot to annhilate Christianity, the Popes also created Islam, and manipulated Mohammed into trying to wipe out Christianity; it was all a Satanic plot.

Frankly, if the only people Satan can be beat is the weakened and declining Byzantine Empire, if he can be stopped by the Venetians, and defeated by the British, I don't think he's very impressive.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-10-06 02:51pm

Hey! I'm from California.
Anyway, how exactly does citing yourself count as proof? That's the same as saying "It's true cuz I said so."

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2002-10-06 03:35pm

Oh dear god....can someone please go and rip that piece of shit comic apart for our entertainment....the negative intelligence prevalent in that "comic" beggards the imagination...

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-06 05:07pm

"losing something is the oposite of evolution"?!

This guy is BEGGING for an Imperial Smackdown!

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-06 05:10pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:"losing something is the oposite of evolution"?!

This guy is BEGGING for an Imperial Smackdown!

Like all creationist I have met, Chick does not have a damn clue about evolution, but insists that he is right based on his own moronic inability to understand the theory. All of his evidence merely debates strawman targets.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-06 05:37pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:"losing something is the oposite of evolution"?!

This guy is BEGGING for an Imperial Smackdown!

Ack! Ack! TM! TM! Don't forget the TM!

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-10-07 05:25am

Yeah, I saw this quite a while ago. I still find it amusing.

It's rather sad, though... Chick's been getting lazy. Compare the art of Big Daddy to the art of, say, Doom Town.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2002-10-07 07:51am

This stuff is so extreme that it is almost what a satirist of Christianity would draw...

KG

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-08 12:06am

Cyril wrote:You know what's really funny?

If you read some of his tracts and his Battle Cry articles, you'll notice a vast conspiracy.

Catholism is pagan-idol worship. However, it's hidden in a veil of Christianity; it was created by Satan from a religion from which Buddhism eventually sprang forth. However, in a plot to annhilate Christianity, the Popes also created Islam, and manipulated Mohammed into trying to wipe out Christianity; it was all a Satanic plot.

Frankly, if the only people Satan can be beat is the weakened and declining Byzantine Empire, if he can be stopped by the Venetians, and defeated by the British, I don't think he's very impressive.

Yes, Chick is an idiot. He should either be stoned, or he should shut up and think with more than 6 brain cells.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-08 01:14am

SPOOFE wrote:Yeah, I saw this quite a while ago. I still find it amusing.

It's rather sad, though... Chick's been getting lazy. Compare the art of Big Daddy to the art of, say, Doom Town.

Incidentally, Chick obviously put no effort into researching what he disparages. Why should he take time to illustrate things well?

Post by **Edi** » 2002-10-08 03:04am

You're actually giving him credit for having 6 brain cells in the first place, you realize that, Smi?

Edi