Well, according to the fundies, I should be either blind, homosexual, atheistic, and obsessed with finding greater thrills leading to drug addiction. Ummmm....nope, 0 for 4.
(Although, if they took aout the 'drug addiction' part, it'd be 1 for 4... )
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
You hear that, fundies? 90%! That includes your own members! Chew on that!
Actually, as many as 97% of males and 90% of femalews on Earth have masturbated before the age of 21. As JW's only constitute 0.01% of the entire planetary population, then we can fit the entire religion into the last 3% of males alone, let alone the last 10% of females.
Chew on that.
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Australopithicus wrote:Actually, as many as 97% of males and 90% of females on Earth have masturbated before the age of 21. As JW's only constitute 0.01% of the entire planetary population, then we can fit the entire religion into the last 3% of males alone, let alone the last 10% of females.
Chew on that.
Righto. You guys are WAY behind the curve, then. We need to support a massive federal program to get some sort of education to the poor JW's. Why, the most primitive cultures on earth have figured out what tricks their genitals can perform. I see no reason why the poor, unenlightened JW's should not benefit from the kind of sexual education that the rest of the world seems to get naturally.
Equal self-stroking education for cultural minority groups!
Note: I'm semi-retired from the board, so if you need something, please be patient.
Australopithicus wrote:Actually, as many as 97% of males and 90% of femalews on Earth have masturbated before the age of 21. As JW's only constitute 0.01% of the entire planetary population, then we can fit the entire religion into the last 3% of males alone, let alone the last 10% of females.
Chew on that.
Quite right. What else can you expect from an extremist Christian cult whose fear of human sexuality is almost as strong as their fear of the elusive female orgasm.
Women need climaxes, too! Let them stimulate it themselves, let me stimulate it for them, it doesn't matter! The world needs female orgasms, and JW don't know how to follow through!
I made it into a sig? Wow, I'm flattered. I would've worded it better if I knew that, but I assumed Astral would be too busy with "there are female orgasms, too?" swirling in his mind.
EDIT: Speaking of which, Lagmonster, why would they need self-stroking education, anyway? I mean, you just pick a hand, and you work with it. Oh, and make sure the door's locked, but that's just common sense.
(Unless you're talking about techniques, such as the ladies using the shower head on the 'message' setting, etc...)
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Quite right. What else can you expect from an extremist Christian cult whose fear of human sexuality is almost as strong as their fear of the elusive female orgasm.
Women need climaxes, too! Let them stimulate it themselves, let me stimulate it for them, it doesn't matter! The world needs female orgasms, and JW don't know how to follow through!
If you thought that that was anything approaching intelligent or funny, then I pity you.
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Weren't they publishing reports like this back in the 18th century? Weren't they refuted with those reports that said that pregnant women that ate grapes would have deformed children?
"When my son had an erection I watched as he was blasted with the anti-erection ring. When the sparks started flying it reminded me of that scene in 'Return of the Jedi' when Luke is being zapped by the Emperor. The irony of the situation was not lost as he screamed, 'save me father!!!'"
Karl-Heinz Stirner, London UK
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Quite right. What else can you expect from an extremist Christian cult whose fear of human sexuality is almost as strong as their fear of the elusive female orgasm.
Women need climaxes, too! Let them stimulate it themselves, let me stimulate it for them, it doesn't matter! The world needs female orgasms, and JW don't know how to follow through!
If you thought that that was anything approaching intelligent or funny, then I pity you.
It is funny. And wouldn't stimulating chicks involve getting dirter. Oh, wait shit you can't use anything but missionary position and if not you'll burn bitch.
Formerly the artist known as Captain Lennox
"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me." - Sir Isaac Newton
"When my son had an erection I watched as he was blasted with the anti-erection ring. When the sparks started flying it reminded me of that scene in 'Return of the Jedi' when Luke is being zapped by the Emperor. The irony of the situation was not lost as he screamed, 'save me father!!!'"
Karl-Heinz Stirner, London UK
Lol, that is hilarious.
Thats just wrong, but perhaps stimulating too some.
Formerly the artist known as Captain Lennox
"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me." - Sir Isaac Newton
) and have seen the reactions from these peeps when they get pr0n in their inbox...
Why waste perfectly good porn on people too stupid to appreciate it. I mean you could be looking at that porn yourself.
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