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Sentences Cut After Prisoners Memorize Koran

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Sentences Cut After Prisoners Memorize Koran
Wed Oct 16,10:36 AM ET

DUBAI (Reuters) - Dubai has cut the jail terms of 12 inmates by up to five years after they memorized parts of the Koran, prison authorities said on Wednesday.

Head of prisons Mohammed al-Suweidi told reporters
the inmates, some of them facing 25-year terms, took advantage of a drive launched by Dubai to raise religious awareness.

Under the initiative, prisoners who memorize five of the 30 sections of the Muslim holy book get their term cut by one year while those memorizing 10 sections get five years shaved off. Inmates memorizing the whole Koran get 15 years off.

"Since the initiative was only introduced in March, nobody has yet memorized the whole book," Suweidi said.

The 12 prisoners were from the United Arab Emirates and other countries including Pakistan, Syria, Jordan, Somalia, Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Authorities did not say what they had been convicted of.
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BTW when they mean memroization, They MEAN memorization, IE you have to go Page 1 of the Koran

When Mohhamd said to .....


And finish up,
And the people where happy the end
thats how you demostrate that you memorsized it, Pretty damn hard if you think about it(Think you could word for word memorize the Tora? Just four books)


Comparsion, its like being able to repeat word for word one of Darkstar's Rebuttles to Mike

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When will the cruelty ever end!!
Hell, for a "get out of jail free" card, I'd memorize War and Peace. Not that I could actually do it...
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It's actually pretty impressive. If they indeed suceeded in memorizing the book, then they really have new found talents. It's pretty much a process of regeneration/reintegration in society.

I also don't see myself capable of doing it, jail or no jail.

Of course, the morality of letting them go also depends of their previous crimes.
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Of course, the morality of letting them go also depends of their previous crimes.
Keep in mind this IS a hard-line Fundie Country, Murders are killed in public, Thiefs have thier hands removed, Adulters are killed or have thier "assets removed"

I imagin whatever crime these fokes did if they are not already dead could not be that bad

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Mr Bean wrote:I imagin whatever crime these fokes did if they are not already dead could not be that bad
Yeah, the go into jail really not that bad. They then come out a fundie, a Muslim fundie at that. More fodder for the U.S. war machine I say :D
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memorization of the Koran or jail, boy is this place twisted :?:
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You ignoring the point, there are over twenty "serious" crimes which mandate swift Death in Iran, if somone is IN Jail and not slated for excution, chances are they did somthing minor

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That's actually pretty impressive that they were able to memorize the entire Koran, but I don't see why they should be able to get out of prison early because of that. Malory memorized three different legends that together formed the Arthurian legends. And he did that in a language other than the one he used normally. He didn't get out of prison early, because of it.
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What a bunch of fucking idiots. Like most religious fundies, they believe that a show of faith indicates good character, so they think that anyone who memorizes the Koran must be too good to be in prison.

Mind you, this is certainly no more ludicrous than Falwell and Robertson calling for the release of an axe-murderer in Texas because she converted to Christianity and was "a different person now" (wasn't her name Karla Faye Tucker, or something like that?).
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Darth Wong wrote:Mind you, this is certainly no more ludicrous than Falwell and Robertson calling for the release of an axe-murderer in Texas because she converted to Christianity and was "a different person now" (wasn't her name Karla Faye Tucker, or something like that?).
Fuck, I know who you're talking about but I can't remember her name. Yeah, that was messed up.

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Darth Wong wrote:What a bunch of fucking idiots. Like most religious fundies, they believe that a show of faith indicates good character, so they think that anyone who memorizes the Koran must be too good to be in prison.

Mind you, this is certainly no more ludicrous than Falwell and Robertson calling for the release of an axe-murderer in Texas because she converted to Christianity and was "a different person now" (wasn't her name Karla Faye Tucker, or something like that?).
It was something like that. And I believe she's going to get a little injection of death pretty soon.
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She's already dead.
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IG-88E wrote:She's already dead.
Well, in that case: Good riddance.
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Stormbringer wrote:Well, in that case: Good riddance.
No shitting. She left the pickaxe IN HER VICTIM'S CHEST, walked out, and got on her bf's motorcycle. Then they want her to walk because she "found Jesus"!?!?! Fuck that. FUCK that.
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Darth Wong wrote:Mind you, this is certainly no more ludicrous than Falwell and Robertson calling for the release of an axe-murderer in Texas because she converted to Christianity and was "a different person now" (wasn't her name Karla Faye Tucker, or something like that?).
I remember that, she was on death row for stabbing someone with an ice pick. She converted and became a "changed woman". The only reason anyone gave a flying fuck about here is for one indisputable reason: she was a woman. Hundreds of men have converted, reaffirmed, etc to whatever religion before their execution date. How many of them do you think were spared? By the way, this bitch eventually got put down like she deserved.
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IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Well, in that case: Good riddance.
No shitting. She left the pickaxe IN HER VICTIM'S CHEST, walked out, and got on her bf's motorcycle. Then they want her to walk because she "found Jesus"!?!?! Fuck that. FUCK that.
The way I see it it's a two-fer, a dead axe murder and a dead fundy all rolled into one.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:By the way, this bitch eventually got put down like she deserved.
Yeah. Her last words were "Now I'm going to meet the lord." Good for fucking you.
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The way I see it it's a two-fer, a dead axe murder and a dead fundy all rolled into one.
yep, good riddance to both vermin
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Stormbringer wrote:The way I see it it's a two-fer, a dead axe murder and a dead fundy all rolled into one.
Not a fundy...a born-again. EVEN BETTER!!!! :twisted:
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IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:The way I see it it's a two-fer, a dead axe murder and a dead fundy all rolled into one.
Not a fundy...a born-again. EVEN BETTER!!!! :twisted:
If you kill a born-again, does that mean you're killing the person he is now and the person he was before? Two for one! BONUS!!
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Darth Wong wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:The way I see it it's a two-fer, a dead axe murder and a dead fundy all rolled into one.
Not a fundy...a born-again. EVEN BETTER!!!! :twisted:
If you kill a born-again, does that mean you're killing the person he is now and the person he was before? Two for one! BONUS!!
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Perhaps when they're out of prison, they can help stone a woman who was caught travelling alone.

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