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I'm impressed I called first dibs on this topic.

Anyway, I saw this in the local newspaper, and since discovered it's "front-page" news on Yahoo as well. Anyone heard about that box that supposedly has the bones of Jesus Christ?

I like how the box is in the collection of an "anonymous collector" who won't let it be studied. When the fuck did real newspapers have to start picking up tabloid stories to make due? Isn't there, y'know, strife overseas they could be reporting on instead? Things that actually matter? Oh well. :roll:
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It`s going to turn out to be a blatant fraud, no doubt.
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Acutal I caught this on CNN its not Jesus's Bone box apprently its John, Jesus's Brother/Half-Brother/Cousin


First time I even HEARD about this guy

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Ryoga wrote:Anyway, I saw this in the local newspaper, and since discovered it's "front-page" news on Yahoo as well. Anyone heard about that box that supposedly has the bones of Jesus Christ?
Actually, they're claming it belonged to his brother James. (who may or may not have existed as described in scripture)
I like how the box is in the collection of an "anonymous collector" who won't let it be studied.
Even if credible scientist could study it, they could never be able to say with any degree of certainity that it is genuinely what it's claimed to be. They could maybe date it within a few hundred years, and give an approximate point of origin.
When the fuck did real newspapers have to start picking up tabloid stories to make due?
Around the late 1890s. Thanks goes to Pulitzer and Hearst.
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Actually from what I read from Yahoo news it's a box from James', son of Joseph, brother of Jesus, box. That means that it is not necessarily that of Jesus Christ's brother. It just could be a box from a guy named James whose father was named Joseph and had a brother named Jesus. The box never said anything about actually being related in any way to Jesus Christ.
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Exuse me James not John my mistake

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Ryoga wrote:I'm impressed I called first dibs on this topic.

Anyway, I saw this in the local newspaper, and since discovered it's "front-page" news on Yahoo as well. Anyone heard about that box that supposedly has the bones of Jesus Christ?

I like how the box is in the collection of an "anonymous collector" who won't let it be studied. When the fuck did real newspapers have to start picking up tabloid stories to make due? Isn't there, y'know, strife overseas they could be reporting on instead? Things that actually matter? Oh well. :roll:
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Aww, shit. I hate when I do something like that. :oops:
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Oh, I remember this in geography class. Teacher: "Um, yeah, hmm, oh the found a coffin with the inscription "James brother of Jesus. THis means Jesus lived on Earth, thats um if you believe in it or not." Then I said Jewish & Spainards name their kids Jesus too. And she responded"Um, yeah eh." Basically besides the teacher's highly overuse of interjectiomns she's a Fundie unwilling too confront me, by that line, and they don't know I'm atheist.
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Fraud, which will be proven when the paint starts chipping off.
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So there is a bit of evidence that the biblical Jesus existed. It's possible that its the real deal. That doesn't mean anything about the morality or truth of Jesus's teaching.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Fraud, which will be proven when the paint starts chipping off.
Very funny.

And Stormbringer exactly my thinking just because "Jesus" existed doesn't mean the Bible is correct.
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Captain Lennox wrote: And Stormbringer exactly my thinking just because "Jesus" existed doesn't mean the Bible is correct.
Exactly my point. One a lot of christians and aethists think miss.
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Frank Hipper wrote:It`s going to turn out to be a blatant fraud, no doubt.
God damn that little fucker, I told him to burn Granny, not pack her up like old magazines! :twisted:
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You know...sometimes I wonder if we're ever going to hit the bottom of the barrel o' idiots...!
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verilon wrote:You know...sometimes I wonder if we're ever going to hit the bottom of the barrel o' idiots...!
Sadly the chances of that are as good as Mike converting to Islam and joining Al-Queda and forever turning his back on anal.
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Stormbringer wrote:Sadly the chances of that are as good as Mike converting to Islam and joining Al-Queda and forever turning his back on anal.
Don't forget becoming a Trekkie.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Sadly the chances of that are as good as Mike converting to Islam and joining Al-Queda and forever turning his back on anal.
Don't forget becoming a Trekkie.
<shakes his head> Now that's just plain impossible.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Sadly the chances of that are as good as Mike converting to Islam and joining Al-Queda and forever turning his back on anal.
Don't forget becoming a Trekkie.
<shakes his head> Now that's just plain impossible.
Ditto.
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Doesn't Mike like Star Trek?
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No doubt both this newspaper and Yahoo will be sued by Weekly World News for plagirism.
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verilon wrote:You know...sometimes I wonder if we're ever going to hit the bottom of the barrel o' idiots...!
Never. And pray we never do. The actual bottom could be reeeaaallllyyy scary... :shock:
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Eh. What's the big deal? Some guy named Jesus existed. Some guy named Jesus ran around and said some really amazing things about.... LOVE! Wow! Revolutionary! Some guy named Jesus started a little cult, which turned into a religion, which turned itself into a whole bunch of cults, which all then turned themselves into religions.

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What was "Jesus"'s original name (Not to mention the original names of his family and disciples) anyway? Somehow I doubt someone would've decided to name their child with a word meaning "Greater than Zeus" in Greek.
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Archaic` wrote:What was "Jesus"'s original name (Not to mention the original names of his family and disciples) anyway? Somehow I doubt someone would've decided to name their child with a word meaning "Greater than Zeus" in Greek.
I thought his name was Joshua before he was called Jesus in Greek but I'm not positive.
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