With Halloween rapidly approaching

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-23 06:08pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0011/0011_01.asp

Beware of Satanic Sacrifices being made in YOUR neighbourhood.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 06:14pm

WTF? Okay, now I'm convinced that Chick's lost the little mind he has.

The 'symbolic hex' is the Star of David!

What a freaking dipshit fucktard.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 06:19pm

If this dipshit wasn't serious, he'd be a fucking brilliant satirical humorist.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-23 06:20pm

http://www.skeptictank.org/fbi1992.htm

Copy of the FBI report into Satanic ritual and murder.

http://www.econcrisis.homestead.com/FBI ... anism.html

And a strange look at "reality"...

I think I can safely say that most of their statements about Wiccan-ism are utter bullshit.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-23 06:30pm

Explitives cannot describe Chick's idiocy. Perhaps he'll denounce New Year's Day because it's not a religous holdiay, and call Santa evil because it's an angram of "Satan".

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 06:36pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Explitives cannot describe Chick's idiocy. Perhaps he'll denounce New Year's Day because it's not a religous holdiay, and call Santa evil because it's an angram of "Satan".

While conveniently overlooking the fact that 'saint' is an anagram of 'stain'...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-23 06:57pm

I'm going as a door-to-door evangelist this year.

The irony will be sweet and pure.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 08:05pm

I'm going as myself on acid. That should fuck with people.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 08:41pm

How would this be different from your normal self?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 08:47pm

IG-88E wrote:How would this be different from your normal self?

More suave. Better looking. Provokes fistfights with trees.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 08:48pm

I repeat my question.

This will be different from your normal self HOW?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-10-23 08:49pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Provokes fistfights with trees.

Which you always lose, of course.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 08:50pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Provokes fistfights with trees.
Which you always lose, of course.

No way! I kicked that tree's ass! (But the tree will probably never admit it.)

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 08:52pm

IG-88E wrote:I repeat my question.

This will be different from your normal self HOW?

Hey... did you just call me suave and good-looking? Gee, Iggy... I didn't know you cared...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 08:56pm

You didn't know I cared because I don't.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 08:57pm

IG-88E wrote:You didn't know I cared because I don't.

Ah. That would explain it.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 09:17pm

Indeed it would, wouldn't it?

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2002-10-23 09:39pm

I know it doesn't need to be said, especially on this board, but I couldn't help myself:

Jack Chick wrote:Sacrifices are necessary for our cleansing, then our Father can smile upon us with his true love and blessing.

Sounds an awful lot like the sacrifice God demanded of Jesus in order to love us sinful reprobates into heaven.

Poor, Jack. He's so confused.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 09:48pm

IG-88E wrote:WTF? Okay, now I'm convinced that Chick's lost the little mind he has.

The 'symbolic hex' is the Star of David!

What a freaking dipshit fucktard.

<Mind=sarcasm.
Didn't you know that Jew's and their offshoots Christianity, and Islam are the work of the Devil. </Sacasm>

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-23 09:51pm

Yeah but if Christians are supposed to hold Jesus as a model for behavior shouldn't they all be Jewish then.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-23 09:54pm

CorSec wrote:I know it doesn't need to be said, especially on this board, but I couldn't help myself:

Jack Chick wrote:Sacrifices are necessary for our cleansing, then our Father can smile upon us with his true love and blessing.
Sounds an awful lot like the sacrifice God demanded of Jesus in order to love us sinful reprobates into heaven.

Poor, Jack. He's so confused.

Or the sacrifice of Abraham's son (okay, so God changed his mind on that one IIRC) or any number of animal sacrifices that were performed so regularly in the OT they might as well have been the equivalent of Hebrew primetime TV...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 09:54pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Explitives cannot describe Chick's idiocy. Perhaps he'll denounce New Year's Day because it's not a religous holdiay, and call Santa evil because it's an angram of "Satan".

Well the "Cup of Kindness" left behind on New Years day, refers to a sacrafice of wine given to the mother goddess by the anchient pagans.

I wonder what Chick and co. would do with that and the Missletoe?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 09:55pm

neoolong wrote:Yeah but if Christians are supposed to hold Jesus as a model for behavior shouldn't they all be Jewish then.

Christians and Islamics are BOTH Jewish Cults. Go Fig.