Trekkies vs. Fundies?

[Coyote]

I was wondering what would happen if one of us found a board (say, a Fundamentalist board like CreationWeb but larger, with more active members and actual debaters) while it was enduring an onslaught of Rabid Trekkies shouting down God and extolling the primacy of Trek's goddamn Communist system as the pinnacle of human achievement.

Dilemmas, dilemmas! Whatever to do?

[corbomite]

Take care of the fundies first then take care of the rabid Trekkies. Fundies are a threat to the entire human race while rabid Trekkies are only a threat to other SF fans.

I might be somewhat of a Trekkie myself, but I absoultely LOATHE rabid ones.

[Colonel Olrik]

first attack the fundies, in alliance with the trekkies. Regroup. Attack the trekkies. Go home and rejoice, for it has been a good day

[haas mark]

Let one group destroy the other. It'll just be all that much easier to pick off the remainder.

[Hendrake]

Rabid Trekkies are just morons.
Fundies are potentially harmfull morons.
So, ally with trekkies and crush the fundies!

[Stormbringer]

Crush bothof them, neither has a case at all.

[Pavel]

Warp in to the nearest planet, remain on yellow alert, turn-down scanning sensors to lowest range, duplicate a black russian and enjoy the kids fighting, congratulate and honor the trekkies as usualy , credit the Fundies for their courage to dare to step into battle with the trekkies, release a tractor beam to their remaining fleet and give em a lift home.

Revealed information once been classified: ( trekkies are the yougest future pioneers of the federation, usualy between 9 and 14 years old )

[Coyote]

(Coyote, alone on his mountain, contemplates the above post by Pavel, blinks for a moment, then goes back to his book, awaiting the inevitable sound of a freshly-popping sphincter and the ensuing screams, at which he will simply shake his head sadly).

*Kids these days*

[Larz]

Destroy the fundies first, they actively work to make mine and everybodys RL a hell. The trekkies only give headaches.

[The Dark]

Pick off the survivors. Our strength must be conserved for better defended targets.

[Alyeska]

Trekkies vs Fundies? You can go fuck yourself.

Your fucking thread title should have been RABID Trekkies.

[Darth Wong]

*Pats Alyeska on head* there there, I'm sure he didn't mean you.

[Pavel]

Pavel. Relaxing in personal log,deck2: stares outside and spots a grey frozen coyote & thinks,... poor thing, must have been on that planet somewhere and stepped in on one of the ship's axis beams by natural curiosity and remained,... untill we departed,...
Duplicates another black-russian and surrender to rest.

(Coyote, alone on his mountain, contemplates the above post by Pavel, blinks for a moment, then goes back to his book, awaiting the inevitable sound of a freshly-popping sphincter and the ensuing screams, at which he will simply shake his head sadly).

*Kids these days*

[Coyote]

Heehee!

Coyote, ancient Indian god of mischief that he is, successfully tricks Pavel and skates away to contemplate the best way to maneuver a group of (RABID, sorry Alyeska) Trekkies to attack Biblethumper networks...

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Take on both at the same time. Then, invite the survivors here for another brusin'.

[Darth Yoshi]

Attack the fundies first. They're the ones oppressing people around the world. Then finish off the rabid trekkies. One thought. If someone is both a fundie and a rabid trekkie, do we side with or against him in this debate? *uses Jedi Mind Trick and Force Speed to escape angry mob*