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How Much Porn is Too Much Porn?

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I believe that when you love porn more than you love your partner, it becomes a problem. Your thoughts?
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Any porn is too much porn if your partner doesn't know about it.
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Bob McDob wrote:I believe that when you love porn more than you love your partner, it becomes a problem. Your thoughts?
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH PORN! BWHAHAHAHH!

On a more serious note, lets.....

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When it starts interfering with your life. Being late for work, skipping dates/appointments, and not doing your work are all signs (among other signs) that you are taking porn, or some other "addiction" too far.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.

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Well i supose you could you use my criteria if your single and wong's if you have a partner.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.

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As long as you wash your hands afterward...
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No partner=never too much.
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Too much is never enough, especially for a hormone-crazed college guy like me. Of course, I prefer making it, rather than waching it. :twisted:
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Ooooooooooookaaaaaayyyyy . . . .


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Holy shit!
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

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Uraniun235 wrote:Image[/img]
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How much is too much implies there could be a too much. This is clearly not the case
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If porn is disrupting your life, you've got too much. Otherwise, there's no such thing as too much porn.
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Ask Bob Crane.
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Uraniun235 wrote:Image[/img]
That's the same amount of .mp3s I have.
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Who's Bob Crane?
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:When it starts interfering with your life. Being late for work, skipping dates/appointments, and not doing your work are all signs (among other signs) that you are taking porn, or some other "addiction" too far.
I like this explanation.

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IG-88E wrote:Who's Bob Crane?
http://search.biography.com/print_record.pl?id=23579
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verilon wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:When it starts interfering with your life. Being late for work, skipping dates/appointments, and not doing your work are all signs (among other signs) that you are taking porn, or some other "addiction" too far.
I like this explanation.
Couldn't agree more.
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When your house is more porn then house... you have to much porn... actuall BlkbrryTheGreat got it right
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--You have too much porn when the hard drive space it takes up interfers with playing your computer games :wink:
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Darth Wong wrote:Any porn is too much porn if your partner doesn't know about it.


Or maybe if you are tring to hide it from your partner.



That's when pet perversions turn into dirty little secrets.
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Nova Andromeda wrote:--You have too much porn when the hard drive space it takes up interfers with playing your computer games :wink:
ROFL. How true.
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9.5 gigs of MP3s, warez, and porn.... Too much?
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