I don't know if this has been posted before or not..

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-11-14 10:54pm

But apparently the wondrous cult of the Reverend Phelps has created a new website, "GodHatesAmerica.com":

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

In which our friend the Reverend contends, incredibly, that Jerry Falwell (!) is a "false prophet", apparently for not going far enough in hating "fags." I was so shocked to read that Phelps hates Falwell that I have yet to recover enough to actually be angry at the content of the website.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 10:57pm

Yes, we have seen these bastards before. I beleive they also praised 9/11 for proving that "God's influence has left the US"

Bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-14 10:57pm

There have been a few threads here about that idiot. He was obviously dropped on his head as a child.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-14 10:57pm

He hates Falwell becuse Falwell does not go far enough?

Why he's the Extremists Extremists Extremist!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-11-14 11:01pm

Here's the quote for those who don't want the read through that garbage:

America, led by false prophets like Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and George W. Bush, have turned to an impotent god that doesn't exist. They worship Santa Claus, and his go-along to get-along attitude, not the God that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, not the God that saved eight souls from The Flood. They certainly do not lead America in the worship of the God who told Jeremiah to "take forth the precious from the vile". They have turned America away from the truth, following the doctrine of Baal that "it's okay to be gay". For this apostasy, God's punishments will only become more severe, and America will never ultimately win a war without God on her side.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-11-14 11:09pm

I have never heard of a better agruement for retroabortion than that man

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-14 11:14pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I have never heard of a better agruement for retroabortion than that man

No, no, no...

Its Post-Natal Abortion....

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 11:35pm

weemadando wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I have never heard of a better agruement for retroabortion than that man
No, no, no...

Its Post-Natal Abortion....

Oh, stop arguing about what to call it and off the man.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-14 11:54pm

I wrote that brain donor a rather witty e-mail back in July, needless to say he probably thought I was posessed.

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-11-15 12:00am

someone should just go to Topeka and toss a few friendly MOLOTOV COCKTAILS into his friggging compound and shoot anyone who runs out. Maybe hire a street gang to do a drive-by on him when he and all his lackeys are out picketing along the streets.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-15 12:04am

Falkenhorst wrote:someone should just go to Topeka and toss a few friendly MOLOTOV COCKTAILS into his friggging compound and shoot anyone who runs out. Maybe hire a street gang to do a drive-by on him when he and all his lackeys are out picketing along the streets.

What happens to all of the WMDs confiscated by the UN?

I think we've found the perfect "storage" area.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-15 06:23am

Obviously a extremist fundi moron, best to laugh at him and move along.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-15 09:13am

weemadando wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I have never heard of a better agruement for retroabortion than that man
No, no, no...

Its Post-Natal Abortion....

No, it's just a plain old fashoining whacking.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 09:46am

Stuart Mackey wrote:Obviously a extremist fundi moron, best to laugh at him and move along.

This guy is no laughing matter.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-15 05:19pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Obviously a extremist fundi moron, best to laugh at him and move along.
This guy is no laughing matter.

Why on earth not? is he a wanker and dickhead of OBL proportions? with legions of fanatical sperms who follow his every command?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2002-11-15 05:26pm

He endorses and has participated in child abuse. From all accounts, he appears deeply disturbed. And the kind of mass psychosis provided by a religious fundie flocks with such an individual is quite dangerous indeed.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-15 05:56pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:He endorses and has participated in child abuse. From all accounts, he appears deeply disturbed. And the kind of mass psychosis provided by a religious fundie flocks with such an individual is quite dangerous indeed.

He may well be disturbed, but has he been found guilty of child abuse? thats a harsh thing to lay against someone without evidence to support it.
edit} actually given the nature of fundie cults its entirely possible.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-15 06:06pm

Well, several of his estranged children claim that they were harshly abused as children.

-click-

Locked and loaded.

If a forum ever comes up, Base Delta Zero on sight.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-11-15 06:32pm

Cyril wrote:Well, several of his estranged children claim that they were harshly abused as children.

-click-

Locked and loaded.

If a forum ever comes up, Base Delta Zero on sight.

I would be inclined to beleive it, and if he does ever puit up a forum I would happily watch him be ridiculed.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-15 11:08pm

Tell me this is a joke...

Why didn't God smite the "Godless Communists" 10 times worse? I'm sure they'll condmn the Bible for not being bigoted enough soon.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-11-15 11:15pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Why didn't God smite the "Godless Communists" 10 times worse? I'm sure they'll condmn the Bible for not being bigoted enough soon.

I'm sure Phelps would give you some bullshit about Chernobyl being a modern Soddom and Gammorah for the godless commies.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-15 11:39pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Why didn't God smite the "Godless Communists" 10 times worse? I'm sure they'll condmn the Bible for not being bigoted enough soon.
I'm sure Phelps would give you some bullshit about Chernobyl being a modern Soddom and Gammorah for the godless commies.

I'm sure some moron group has already made that claim.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-11-16 12:22am

They have turned America away from the truth, following the doctrine of Baal that "it's okay to be gay". For this apostasy, God's punishments will only become more severe, and America will never ultimately win a war without God on her side.

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Damn, Yahweh really does hate his brother. First he sits on his mountain and does nothing while Anat kills most of Baal's followers, and now he's smiting his own followers, claiming that they're following Baal's doctrine? What a bitch. Now Baal, on the other hand, he was such a nice god. He worked his ass off to help his followers, not punish and lie to them, like Yahweh (he even changed his name for us, that asshole). This is so like him, that's why I only sacrifice my crops to Astarte.