Custom Order Your Lover

Post by **Coyote** » 2005-01-03 09:29am

Check this out:

http://www(dot)realdoll.com/

NOT WORK/SCHOOL SAFE

Read through the site. For $6,000.00 you can get whatever you want. Skin tone, eye color, hair color, etc-- even freak stuff like custom skin colors, hair colors... even she-males. Some of the FAQs are kinda creepy too. The answers equally so.

They are going to build an Animatronic model-- basically a simple robot sex toy. The future of technology once again is pushed to its outer limits by the desire to get easy sex.

Are things going too far?

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2005-01-03 10:27am

::Furiously calculates tax return::

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-01-03 10:41am

I don't know whether to cringe or laugh. Probably a combination of both.

In all honesty, the level of depression I'd experience having to sink so low and consider ordering something like this, I'd probably pop myself first.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-01-03 12:06pm

You have no idea how old that is. I remember that being on Howard Stern back when I was in High School. That was a minimum of two years. Plus this also leads me to believe the first true AI is going to turn up in the sex toy industry.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2005-01-03 12:10pm

i want one. not to fuck it but because they´re fucking cool. i saw a show about these dolls on TV a couple of years ago, and the lodown (design mag) had an article about them one or two years ago.

cool.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-01-03 02:54pm

For that money you can get a real mail order bride.

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-01-03 03:07pm

Lord Pounder wrote:For that money you can get a real mail order bride.

Yeah, but the robot never hires a divorce attorney.

Although that will certainly be an AI landmark ....

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-01-03 03:10pm

bah. i can go to a swinger motel for cheaper and still have cash leftover for that price.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2005-01-03 03:59pm

standard female model: $6499.00

holy crap, some of those dolls look like corpses....

although if i was single and drunk and horny i'd chose Kaori over my hand.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2005-01-03 04:31pm

Cherry 2000 Anyone...just make her waterproof

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-01-03 04:46pm

For that price you could better serve yourself having sex with a hundred prostitutes.

Or a thousand fat prostitutes if that's your thing.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2005-01-03 05:11pm

Just travel to any asian country, stay at a hotel for a coupple of weeks and fuck your brains out with some lokal hookers and still have cash left when you get back.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-01-03 06:08pm

Doesn't Ein have one? Or know someone with one?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2005-01-03 09:15pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Doesn't Ein have one? Or know someone with one?

It was his avatar for the longest time. I don't know though.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-01-03 10:21pm

they won't replace good 'ole prostitutes.

no seriously, people would be far too shamed at themselves for getting horny off a robot.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-01-03 10:50pm

unbeataBULL wrote:they won't replace good 'ole prostitutes.

no seriously, people would be far too shamed at themselves for getting horny off a robot.

People have sex with blow-up dolls. I still remember one time I was in the adult toy store and a guy came in to return a blow-up doll. He said that he broke her during particularly vigorous sexual activities and he wanted a refund. The clerk politely informed him that since the blow-up doll was already used by him, they could not give him a refund for hygienic reasons. To this day, I still don't know how she kept a straight face.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-01-03 10:58pm

unbeataBULL wrote:no seriously, people would be far too shamed at themselves for getting horny off a robot.

When there's a market for blow-up sheep, well, I let you go draw your own conclusions about shame.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2005-01-03 11:25pm

To be fair, it's safer than using hookers.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2005-01-04 02:50pm

Hmm. I could have my own catgirl....

I sense a real Nuku Nuku on the horizon

premiergordon · Post by **premiergordon** » 2005-01-04 02:54pm

some people have some interesting ideas

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2005-01-04 10:52pm

I almost want to try the configurator just to see how bizarre this gets, but you have to give out your e-mail and I'm half-worried that they'll start spamming the shit out of me. Oh well.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-01-05 12:16am

...and so the human race spiraled into oblivion.

i'm curious though, how do you people find stuff like this? i'm also curious as to how an AI could be advanced enough to...go through the motions. do you programme the thing?

...2 questions i never thought i'd ask.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2005-01-05 03:34am

I don't imagine how sex with a nonresponsive piece of plastic/rubber could be better than your right hand.

Mopeyennuui · Post by **Mopeyennuui** » 2005-01-05 04:34am

Ryoga wrote:I almost want to try the configurator just to see how bizarre this gets, but you have to give out your e-mail and I'm half-worried that they'll start spamming the shit out of me. Oh well.

Somebody... get me the links I need. I'll register and check it out.
To think, when 'Sing the body Electric' was on at New Years I was commenting on this.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-01-05 04:54am

Registration requires a fee at a pay porn site.

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I'm guessing.

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