Get your date with Jesus!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-21 01:12am

http://www.jesus.com/date/
Enjoy

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-21 01:58am

That's actually kinda funny. And disturbing.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-21 02:25am

Too bad he isn't Bi-curious! *swoons* Oh, lord, you're just dreamy!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-21 07:47am

Target Virgina He lives in the Captial... RICHMOND there

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-21 07:50am

Oh. My. God.

:shock:

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-11-21 08:36pm

actually, Jesus would be one of the few males I wouldnt flirt with.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-21 08:39pm

I can just imagine some Christian girl with his dick in her ass screaming "OH JESUS!"

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-11-21 08:53pm

I honestly can't.

-shrugs-

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-21 08:54pm

*shudder*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-21 08:59pm

That's so fuckin' twisted it's hilarious!

Woudn't it be wierd going out with Jesus? He'd tell you to drink wine that he says is his blood, He'll walk on water in the hot tub, and refer to random people as "Cannanite dogs".

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-11-21 09:04pm

I would think he was something more then a miracle machine that had nothing on it's mind besides bringing people to the faith.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-11-22 01:13pm

Of course, the very image of someone like "Jesus" approaching with a gleam in his eye as he unzipped and said "Bend over" ... yeegh!

It's like history all over again!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-22 01:32pm

Please Bean take Richmond out of the picture....