Bible-themed Nude Calendar

Post by **Edi** » 2002-11-21 08:23am

I kid you not, this is true. There was a big tabloid headline here yesterday (Wednesday) about whether or not a Bible themed nude woman calendar was going too far or not. Apparently someone got the idea that it would be a good marketing trick (don't know because I won't waste my money on those tabloids), and if nothing else, this will have the positive effect of causing collective apoplexy in the uptight fucks who keep preaching to us about evil and so forth.

Now a question: How would a Bible themed nudie calendar be received on the other side of the Atlantic? For some reason images of lynch mobs, pontificating presidents and frothing-at-the-mouth preachers spring to mind...

Edi

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-21 08:26am

That would definitely be weird...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-21 08:49am

Escpilly since the Bible says only Married Foke should see each other naked...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-21 09:25am

Edi wrote:Now a question: How would a Bible themed nudie calendar be received on the other side of the Atlantic? For some reason images of lynch mobs, pontificating presidents and frothing-at-the-mouth preachers spring to mind...

Edi

See what happened after Dogma, that's probably what'll happen.

Post by **Edi** » 2002-11-21 09:40am

Sorry, Stormbringer, but I happened to miss that. I remember some article or other where that movie was discussed, probably in Time magazine, and I know it caused a furor, but how much of a one and how vitriolic, I actually have no real idea of.

Edi

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-21 09:52am

Edi wrote:Sorry, Stormbringer, but I happened to miss that. I remember some article or other where that movie was discussed, probably in Time magazine, and I know it caused a furor, but how much of a one and how vitriolic, I actually have no real idea of.

Edi

Well, it was a rather massive shit storm among the relgious asshole set. They denounced the movie and scorn Kevin Smith like he was the Anti-Christ. Very big controversy.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-21 10:25am

That is very odd. I can't see it being received very well by the same guys that were so rabid against Dogma.

Shinigami · Post by **Shinigami** » 2002-11-21 02:04pm

That would never fly with any christian fundie I've encountered. My mother is nowhere near that bad, and she wouldn't excuse it. Besides, what kind of person would buy christian porn?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-21 02:11pm

Sorta oxymoronic..Christian Porn.

I mean seriously.

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2002-11-21 02:20pm

A bible themed nudie calendar would rock. Hardcore would be even better:

Show me the moment of Mary's alleged "immaculate" conception in all of its 12x16 glossy paper glory.

Give me a bir'd eye view of the debaucheries of Sodom.

Bear witness to Lot's drunken incestuous acts with his two virgin daughters which result in two babies.

Tongue firmly in cheek here. Such a nudie calendar would definitely ruffle a few feathers anywhere there are indignant christians to anger with the stories from the bible.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-21 02:28pm

nechronius wrote:A bible themed nudie calendar would rock. Hardcore would be even better:

Show me the moment of Mary's alleged "immaculate" conception in all of its 12x16 glossy paper glory.

Give me a bir'd eye view of the debaucheries of Sodom.

Bear witness to Lot's drunken incestuous acts with his two virgin daughters which result in two babies.

Tongue firmly in cheek here. Such a nudie calendar would definitely ruffle a few feathers anywhere there are indignant christians to anger with the stories from the bible.

What goes around, comes around.

Hey! What about making an X-rated version of the bible story with all of the above? Oh, the possibillities...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-21 02:32pm

Be easier to read than the regular thing

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-11-21 02:33pm

I liked Dogma, it was clever and entertaining and good satire. I did not like, however, the way Kevin Smith played stupid when he came under fire from Catholic groups and acted like his movie wasn't deliberately designed to piss Catholics off. I mean, the movie went after pretty much everything the Church holds sacred. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but he should have been true to his movie.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-21 02:39pm

Dogma is nothing

Last Temptation of Christ.

actually that's all in the bible, or at least refered to partially.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-11-22 01:05pm

Wasn't there once made a "papal hanky panky"-themed porn flick once?? I've heard vague hints of it, although if it exists, it probably sucks worse than a black hole.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2002-11-22 02:34pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Wasn't there once made a "papal hanky panky"-themed porn flick once?? I've heard vague hints of it, although if it exists, it probably sucks worse than a black hole.

There've been plenty of "naughty nun" movies over the years, so I wouldn't be surprised if somebody decided to one-up the others and do one about the pope. (Alexnder VI would be a good choice.)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-22 03:54pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Wasn't there once made a "papal hanky panky"-themed porn flick once?? I've heard vague hints of it, although if it exists, it probably sucks worse than a black hole.

Well there is the X-rated comic books: Black Kiss, Young Witches & yet another one that was an honest examination of the Inquisition.

Hmm, Ivana Borgia, what a woman....

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-22 07:59pm

Durran Korr wrote:I liked Dogma, it was clever and entertaining and good satire. I did not like, however, the way Kevin Smith played stupid when he came under fire from Catholic groups and acted like his movie wasn't deliberately designed to piss Catholics off. I mean, the movie went after pretty much everything the Church holds sacred. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but he should have been true to his movie.

You do realize that he didn't design it to attack Catholics? I was meant the highlight and lambast the kind of idiocy in the film and the people responsible for it. He's respectful of the basic ideas, not the people who exploit them.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-22 08:01pm

It is entirely possible that the calendar's detractors (after venting their spleen for the day) go home and jack off to it.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-11-22 10:19pm

No, they molest altar boys while looking at it.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2002-11-23 02:25am

johnmarkley wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Wasn't there once made a "papal hanky panky"-themed porn flick once?? I've heard vague hints of it, although if it exists, it probably sucks worse than a black hole.
There've been plenty of "naughty nun" movies over the years, so I wouldn't be surprised if somebody decided to one-up the others and do one about the pope. (Alexnder VI would be a good choice.)

Ahh.. Just what the Catholic Church needs to bring it into the 21st century. A few Borgia Party-Popes in quick succession.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-23 12:11pm

How about what really happened when Jesus took Mary Magdelene out into the desert alone with him.

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