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Biggest find in the history of paleontology

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let the cloning begin!
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I... I'm at a loss for words.

Now for Sir Attenborough to open a theme park....
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Post by Shinova »

I first thought that it just HAD to be a joke.


But it looks genuine.


It's a hideously far stretch, but I do hope some DNA has survived. If it has, they MUST CLONE IT I SAY!!!!
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mommy, can I have a pet trex? we can get mamoths from the zoo for it to eat.
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Holy shit.

That's all I can say. Just...holy shit. This is going to blow dinosaur paleontology wide open.
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Indeed, no word if any DNA has survived. I wonder if they've tried to culture the damned things. If not, post haste!

Apparently this was found after cracking open one of the femurs. They should start doing similar studies of other fossilized remains.

This is fucking awesome.
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My God... the wealth of information we will be able to gain from this.
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Firefox wrote:Indeed, no word if any DNA has survived. I wonder if they've tried to culture the damned things. If not, post haste!

Apparently this was found after cracking open one of the femurs. They should start doing similar studies of other fossilized remains.

This is fucking awesome.
I take it you missed this:
The finding certainly shows fossilization does not proceed as science had assumed, Schweitzer said. Since the discovery, she has found similar samples of soft tissue in two other Tyrannosaur fossils and a hadrosaur.
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Regardless, they still need to expand the search.
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Whoa...holy shit. That's pretty badass.

But how realistic would 'cloning' a dinosaur from tissue cells alone be? Don't you need something more than just tissue cells? Like, reproductive tissue of some kind? :?
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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

To hope that any DNA survived beyond a jumble of horribly fragmented short segments, would be absolute fantasy, at best. But there are still plenty of useful proteins that might be recovered that will go a long way about telling us exactly what made T-Rex tick.

That assumes that the find is genuine, and not a hoax. (There is a creeping suspicion that there is the odd chance that another laboratory will study the material and find that it was the dried out material from a contemporary bird. Granted, scientific integrity has come a very long ways since the 1800s, but still, the cynicism is there...)
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From what it sounds like, the tissue was found after cracking open the femur. So unless there were some pre-existing fractures, I wouldn't suspect a hoax just yet.

Having said that, even if there's little or no DNA remaining, this could go a long way towards explaining how dinosaurs (or at least species similar to T-Rex) ticked, as you said. I'm especially interested in seeing if they can determine if it was endo- or exothermic.
McC wrote:But how realistic would 'cloning' a dinosaur from tissue cells alone be? Don't you need something more than just tissue cells? Like, reproductive tissue of some kind?
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I know that the DNA would have long since rotted away, but could any prehistoric viruses still be dormant in this soft tissue?
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This is simply amazing. Even if there's no DNA, there's bound to be some form of molecular messenger left, say some enzymes that are far sturdier than any DNA sequence. This could put paleobiology over the edge and into the 21st century. The very first real source of ancient biochemistry from the world's most feared land predator.
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Steven Snyder wrote:I know that the DNA would have long since rotted away, but could any prehistoric viruses still be dormant in this soft tissue?
Viruses need genetic material too, y'know.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Viruses need genetic material too, y'know.
Cellular DNA (from what I have studied) begins to deteriorate very quickly after the death of the cell. And there is some concern about viruses that may be buried in glaciers and icecaps that could one day be re-released into the environment.

So I just wonder what the shelf-life of a virus is, or is there?
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Viruses denature very quickly. The average flu virus particle will be useless in less than a few hours if left out in the open during day. Any viruses that may be in these cells may suffer a same fate as with the DNA given not that much separates the cytosol of the cell from the inner sanctum of the virus that holds its essence.
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Shinova wrote:I first thought that it just HAD to be a joke.
Had they delayed this announcement by 8 days, we'd have all the more reason not to believe it. :P

But I agree, those pics do look convincing... This is an incredible find.

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Sweet Robot Monkey Jesus! This is amazing! I hope that we'll see some interesting findings from this discovery.

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70 million years old, indeed.
More like 6-10 thousand years old. :wink:
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*Set's up CoAx .50 Cal HMG on roof* 'aint no t-rexs eating me so they'll have to settle for eating an excessive ammount of bullets.
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: mother fucker!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

this is fucking awesome!!! OMFG!!!

if even some dino DNA is retained, it means that DNA is capable of surviving such a process as fossilization. we could find smilodon DNA!! and all those ancient mammals!!
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Exciting! Hopefully this discovery can yield some really interesting results.
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