Fundies: "Websites Making People Gay"

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2005-04-01 05:03am

Dr Rodney Ryder, prominant Christian web administrator discussed various issues surrounding the promotion and in some cases idolation of the homosexual lifestyle.

"The problem with todays internet is that, because it allows so many different people to interact with each other on the personal level without bounds or restrictions either physical, moral, ethical or in some cases legal what has resulted is a large number of people with a deviant homosexual agenda to congregate and spread their influence to the masses via powerful influential tools including newsgroups, mailing lists, websites and forums."

Dr Ryder went on to mention various websites that had made saviour.net's blacklist of homosexual deviancy including the NAMBLA site, boybliss.net, stardestroyer.net and the popular web comic Penny-Arcade, citing the living arrangements between the two main characters as immoral inuendo.

[url=http://LOL,-I-mean-come-on!--His-name's-Rod-Ryder-for-Christ's-sake!]http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2005/004/22.33.html[/url]

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-04-01 05:32am

STARDESTROYER.NET MENTIONED IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS BOYBLISS AND NAMBLA!??!?!

FUCKING NAMBLA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-04-01 05:33am

D´OH

Nice one. I got owned.

Pint0 Xtreme · Post by **Pint0 Xtreme** » 2005-04-01 05:48am

I think what's sad was when I first read the thread title, I was completely convinced that something like this was real.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-04-01 05:50am

Pint0 Xtreme wrote:I think what's sad was when I first read the thread title, I was completely convinced that something like this was real.

Well, it's not too far off to not being real.

Spoonist · Post by **Spoonist** » 2005-04-01 05:50am

salm · Post by **salm** » 2005-04-01 06:30am

LOL, got me.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-04-01 07:35am

I knew it was a joke when I saw stardestroyer.net being mentioned.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2005-04-01 07:41am

HemlockGrey wrote:I knew it was a joke when I saw stardestroyer.net being mentioned.

Yeah it doesn't make sence, even with Mike's obsession with Anal sex.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-04-01 08:04am

good try but the stardestroyer.net made it a bit obvious. Best attempt so far anyway

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-04-01 08:46am

well the funny part is, we do have a lot of homosexual deviants.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-04-01 08:54am

That had me, though I got a little suspicious when sd.net was mentioned.

Quality prank.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2005-04-01 09:20am

Nice one.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-04-01 09:25am

Gandalf wrote:That had me, though I got a little suspicious when sd.net was mentioned.

Quality prank.

well, the sad part is, if it wasnt april 1, that news would have been entirely believable (altough i dont know who this Rodney Ryder is)

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2005-04-01 10:01am

You had me up until SDnet. I don't know if I should congratulate you for writing it, or bash modern society for making it believable.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2005-04-01 02:24pm

That got me

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2005-04-01 02:31pm

wautd wrote:
well, the sad part is, if it wasnt april 1, that news would have been entirely believable (altough i dont know who this Rodney Ryder is)

Oh, Rod Ryder is just some guy that came into work one time. After he left it was like "wait a minute, that guy's name is Rod Rider?"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-04-01 02:37pm

Scientific American has an April Fool's article up, but I can't read the whole thing...

apocolypse · Post by **apocolypse** » 2005-04-01 03:13pm

Spyder wrote:
wautd wrote:
well, the sad part is, if it wasnt april 1, that news would have been entirely believable (altough i dont know who this Rodney Ryder is)
Oh, Rod Ryder is just some guy that came into work one time. After he left it was like "wait a minute, that guy's name is Rod Rider?"

I had a friend back in elementary, her dad's name was Benjamin Dover, and he went by Ben. Ben Dover.

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-04-01 03:15pm

Got me, until stardestroyer.net. Got to find tune my bullshit detector for next year -- "Rodney Ryder" should have tipped me off.

Brian

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-04-01 04:18pm

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2005-04-01 07:06pm

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Uts that is fucking HILARIOUS!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2005-04-02 10:17am

I didn't see this yesterday. Excellent job Spyder; would have fooled me.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-04-02 10:45am

Woulda fooled me if i hadn't read other people's responses. very skillful.

Mopeyennuui · Post by **Mopeyennuui** » 2005-04-02 08:07pm

I clapped when SDN was mentioned. I thought it was a 'greater/lesserof the evils' point.

DOH!