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Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics

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http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
Have you guys seen this? I think it is hillarious and very educative.
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That's just frickin' weird!
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The site is correct that Hedy Lamarr was credited as co-designer for some torpedo guidance system during the war.

But Britney Spears? .... I have my doubts.
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Dear god nooooo.......
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Braedley wrote:Dear god nooooo.......
:roll: You dimwit, it's a joke. It's a page on semiconductor physics prettied up with pictures of Britney Spears.
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This site is so old. Seriously, I'm amazed anyone hasn't seen it before.
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Well obviously she is an expert on semiconductors... like silicon, for instance.
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Lord Zentei wrote:Well obviously she is an expert on semiconductors... like silicon, for instance.
Silicone. Silicon is not used for breast enlargement surgery :P

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No kidding. Man, if implants feel like shit now...

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Yes, imagine if her breasts had a wireless connection.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Yes, imagine if her breasts had a wireless connection.
how often do you think they'd get hacked?
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Exonerate wrote:
Lord Zentei wrote:Well obviously she is an expert on semiconductors... like silicon, for instance.
Silicone. Silicon is not used for breast enlargement surgery :P
It was a "pun" or play on words. :P
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RedImperator wrote:
Braedley wrote:Dear god nooooo.......
:roll: You dimwit, it's a joke. It's a page on semiconductor physics prettied up with pictures of Britney Spears.
You think I'm that stupid? Of course I know it's a joke. I'll remember to include [sarcasm] tags next time.
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Lord Zentei wrote:
Exonerate wrote:
Lord Zentei wrote:Well obviously she is an expert on semiconductors... like silicon, for instance.
Silicone. Silicon is not used for breast enlargement surgery :P
It was a "pun" or play on words. :P
Oh... I figured it was just a commonly made mistake :P

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I still think one of the better puns, applicable everywhere, is pun-ishing.
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