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++http://www.eteamrevolution.net/boards/v ... =5520#5520

Ignorance is astounding...
fundietard wrote:for U who don't know an evalutionast belives the big band theory and that atoms built up 4 trillions of years and humans were formed. My friend never listens to anything we thy to tell him, what would you do? Leaving him alone is not an option.
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Can anyone on that site fucking spell!!!

I'm dyslexic WHAT is there excuses?
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Gah, the stupidity and incoherence.



On that note, perhaps it would be better to start a thread dedicated to "Fundie Idiocy Finds" on the web to which each of these little tidbits could be added, rather than periodic threads like this one, which typically are quickly played out and lost in the massive volume of posts here. Just a thought.
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That would be a good idea... wish there was some organization to go about on the internet searching out ignorant fundie holes like this and helping to forcefully educate them. Such things can be tricky..
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Zero132132 wrote:That would be a good idea... wish there was some organization to go about on the internet searching out ignorant fundie holes like this and helping to forcefully educate them. Such things can be tricky..
SDN used to have the 'Imperial Strikeforce' to do that sort of thing, but other boards didn't much like the idea of an organised board-invasion group. Besides, any invasion based from SDN would go down in flames(literaly) as dozens would be banned since the message would be drowned out by the words "fucktard" and "cocksucker" repeated a great deal. Most boards are a bit more... severe in their hostility towards profanity in debate.
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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Zero132132 wrote:That would be a good idea... wish there was some organization to go about on the internet searching out ignorant fundie holes like this and helping to forcefully educate them. Such things can be tricky..
SDN used to have the 'Imperial Strikeforce' to do that sort of thing, but other boards didn't much like the idea of an organised board-invasion group. Besides, any invasion based from SDN would go down in flames(literaly) as dozens would be banned since the message would be drowned out by the words "fucktard" and "cocksucker" repeated a great deal. Most boards are a bit more... severe in their hostility towards profanity in debate.
B-but.. that sounds like fun. :(
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Since many posters on that board keep on using the "pray for him" line, wouldn't it be funny if someone joined their board and wrote the "I will think for you line" in response.
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On topic: Zero, are you the guest who posted at the bottom of the thread?
Nephtys wrote:
SDN used to have the 'Imperial Strikeforce' to do that sort of thing, but other boards didn't much like the idea of an organised board-invasion group. Besides, any invasion based from SDN would go down in flames(literaly) as dozens would be banned since the message would be drowned out by the words "fucktard" and "cocksucker" repeated a great deal. Most boards are a bit more... severe in their hostility towards profanity in debate.
B-but.. that sounds like fun. :(
*sigh* Us n00bs missed all the fun...
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I actually have a uncle who is really smart and has 2 PhDs, he also believes in the Big Bang Theory. If you want to know the truth before Darwin died he claimed that all his theories were not true, and he accepted Christ right before he died. I followed my uncle around for three days trying to get him to talk about it and Christianity-he still isn't a Christian to this day but he's been rattled and not by me. I told him that pigs would fly if the theory of evolution was real. I asked what would make him believe in God and he said when pigs would fly. I prayed right there that a pig would fly out of the sky but nothing happened. I still prayed for him and that night his youngest daughter that was 3 years old ran into his bedroom crying for him saying that she saw pigs flying-no one had been around when my uncle made that statement so she wouldn't have known about it. God had answered my prayer but my uncle is still not a Christian and I can't force him into anything. The more you push the more hard headed some people get, but just keep praying and bring it up to the person everyone once in a while. Most importantly do what God commands you to do and listen for His voice when your talking to the person. It helps, I'll be praying for you and your friend
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Who made this post? Anyone from here?
I believe the solution is quite obvious. Your friend is right. Anyone who fits two conditions will be an evolutionist:

1. Is sane.
2. Is sufficiently educated in the proper fields of understanding.

Evolutionists are primarily sane, rational people who simple understand that science brings truth, while religion brings about a situation in which people are ignorant and stupid enough to store the corpses in the same water that they drink, and eventually the general populace becomes stupid enough that they can't even actually read the bible. Not that any of you have anyways...

In essence, let your friend maintain his sanity. Don't be annoying.

If you believe that God is a real being, external to your belief, you must accept that you can also be wrong about God's nature. If you don't accept this, then you may be converting people into a belief system that leads them to hell. You may convert them into a lie.
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Nephtys wrote:
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Zero132132 wrote:That would be a good idea... wish there was some organization to go about on the internet searching out ignorant fundie holes like this and helping to forcefully educate them. Such things can be tricky..
SDN used to have the 'Imperial Strikeforce' to do that sort of thing, but other boards didn't much like the idea of an organised board-invasion group. Besides, any invasion based from SDN would go down in flames(literaly) as dozens would be banned since the message would be drowned out by the words "fucktard" and "cocksucker" repeated a great deal. Most boards are a bit more... severe in their hostility towards profanity in debate.
B-but.. that sounds like fun. :(
Yeah...and I'm sure an elite team of idiot-blasters would be able to curb the curse words, at least while out on campaign. Sounds like a good idea t'me...
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It seems some of us have moved to engage the fundies. It looks like a bunch of kiddies who can't spell properly being blown away by people who actually know what they are talking about.
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Molyneux wrote:
Nephtys wrote:
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote: SDN used to have the 'Imperial Strikeforce' to do that sort of thing, but other boards didn't much like the idea of an organised board-invasion group. Besides, any invasion based from SDN would go down in flames(literaly) as dozens would be banned since the message would be drowned out by the words "fucktard" and "cocksucker" repeated a great deal. Most boards are a bit more... severe in their hostility towards profanity in debate.
B-but.. that sounds like fun. :(
Yeah...and I'm sure an elite team of idiot-blasters would be able to curb the curse words, at least while out on campaign. Sounds like a good idea t'me...
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wautd wrote:Who made this post? Anyone from here?

*snip*

Fucking gold :D
That was me.
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I can abstain from cursing when the situation requires it, and it would be quite interesting to go throughout the internet explaining to fundamentalists why they are wrong. There is actually a minor chance of conversion... we may actually help out a bit in fighting the extreme ignorance and stupidity in this country.
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Molyneux wrote:
Nephtys wrote:
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote: SDN used to have the 'Imperial Strikeforce' to do that sort of thing, but other boards didn't much like the idea of an organised board-invasion group. Besides, any invasion based from SDN would go down in flames(literaly) as dozens would be banned since the message would be drowned out by the words "fucktard" and "cocksucker" repeated a great deal. Most boards are a bit more... severe in their hostility towards profanity in debate.
B-but.. that sounds like fun. :(
Yeah...and I'm sure an elite team of idiot-blasters would be able to curb the curse words, at least while out on campaign. Sounds like a good idea t'me...
Believe me, it isn't. The fallout that often resulted from the actions of said group in the early days of the board was generally more trouble than it was worth, and trying to exert the necessary level of control over the more enthusiastic members of such an invasion force was generally impossible. It just generated a lot of unnecessary ill will and brought retaliatory invasions from the target boards if they noticed what was happening to them.

There's a good reason why those groups do not exist anymore. You want to go somewhere and debate some idiots, fine. Just don't drag the collective forum into it. Doing so tends to annoy a lot of people here when such a thing backfires, and it eventually will, probably sooner than later.

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It would be less problematic if said group could order itself outside of this board, even if the people who were part of it met here. Would that be less problematic, and possibly more viable?
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Meeting here would seem to put it under SDn's umbrella. I'd advise against.
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wautd wrote:I prayed right there that a pig would fly out of the sky but nothing happened. I still prayed for him and that night his youngest daughter that was 3 years old ran into his bedroom crying for him saying that she saw pigs flying
Humm. For an infalliable god, his aim sucks.
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I'm there fighting the infidels! Allahu ackbar!! :P
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"Dr Dino has never lost a creation-evolution debate"

has someone pointed out that this is because no self-respecting scientist will debate with him?
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Zero132132 wrote:++http://www.eteamrevolution.net/boards/v ... =5520#5520

Ignorance is astounding...
fundietard wrote:for U who don't know an evalutionast belives the big band theory and that atoms built up 4 trillions of years and humans were formed. My friend never listens to anything we thy to tell him, what would you do? Leaving him alone is not an option.
Ignorance is strength, it seems. WTF is the "big band" theory? That the Universe was created by music? :lol:
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Re: Fundies on attack!

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Lord Zentei wrote:
Zero132132 wrote:++http://www.eteamrevolution.net/boards/v ... =5520#5520

Ignorance is astounding...
fundietard wrote:for U who don't know an evalutionast belives the big band theory and that atoms built up 4 trillions of years and humans were formed. My friend never listens to anything we thy to tell him, what would you do? Leaving him alone is not an option.
Ignorance is strength, it seems. WTF is the "big band" theory? That the Universe was created by music? :lol:
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Ooh, check out this gem of a quote:
+http://eteamrevolution.net/boards/viewt ... ight=#5544
hey there, apart from all that can't change a person stuff, i could email you a list of reasons to belive, & all kinds facts, biblecal stuff & evereything, it would be a burden for me because i would love to, or if you pm me i could call you. :D
So if you love something, it's now a burden? News to me ...
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Wolveraptor, over there, I don't know you, OK? I'm raking one or two over the coals in PMs, and I don't want to get banned by association -- at least before I've completely, thoroughly, smacked them down.
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