).I'd sure as Hell nail her. Come on. Plugging the mother of God has got to be one Hell of a sexual experience, I'd think.
Would you fuck the mother of God?
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Would you fuck the mother of God?
Let's pretend that the story in the Bible is true. Mary was a virgin when she conceived Christ, and Christ really was the son of God. If you were Joseph, would you fuck her after she gave birth to Jesus? According to Catholic doctrine, Mary never had sex with Joseph ... ever (yeah, right ).
I'd sure as Hell nail her. Come on. Plugging the mother of God has got to be one Hell of a sexual experience, I'd think.
).I'd sure as Hell nail her. Come on. Plugging the mother of God has got to be one Hell of a sexual experience, I'd think.
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Wow. If the very small (probably closer to nonexistent, but bear with me) possibility that Christianity is true is correct, you are soooooooo going to hell. 
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Who says there is a hell?Exonerate wrote:I'm already going to hell, a little more won't hurt meDurran Korr wrote:Wow. If the very small (probably closer to nonexistent, but bear with me) possibility that Christianity is true is correct, you are soooooooo going to hell.
Anyway, wasn't Joseph older? Mary was 16 at the time she gave birth.
Also, I noticed something. Jesus is the "son of God", and Mary is the "mother of God". Wouldn't that make Mary Jesus's grandmother? It's another Biblical contradiction.
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I think the fact you could say I screwed God's mom alone would be props enough. 
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Yeah, when you're in Hell, everyone could trade stories, and you'd be the most popular guy in the place.
"HAH! That's nothing. I defiled ten virgins in my lifetime! What about you?"
"I fucked the mother of God."
*Everyone stands in awe*
"HAH! That's nothing. I defiled ten virgins in my lifetime! What about you?"
"I fucked the mother of God."
*Everyone stands in awe*
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If you mean that as in facial hair then yes, they did. (the Romans anyway)Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm not sure, I don't think they shaved back then.
If you mean that as in pubic, you live in roman era judea, you can make her...
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Y'know, not all women have pubic hair growing half way down their thighs. Maybe Mary didn't need to shave her bl. Don't judge her like that.
Besides, if shes 16, she certainly might not need to shave yet.
Is this topic getting overly tasteless yet?
Besides, if shes 16, she certainly might not need to shave yet.
Is this topic getting overly tasteless yet?
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My theory is that Mary's dad was a huge bastard and when Mary ended up the duff they came up with the convienant idea of it being god who did her. I reckong Mary had been shagging half the village and no one wanted to admit it so they came up with the God story.
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No I wouldnt. Jesus on the other hand....
in hell
" oh thats nothing I defiled 10 vergins in my lifetime"
" really, I have all of you beat"
" What did you do?"
" I fucked Jesus"
*the demons, the tortured sinners, and satan stand up in awe*
in hell
" oh thats nothing I defiled 10 vergins in my lifetime"
" really, I have all of you beat"
" What did you do?"
" I fucked Jesus"
*the demons, the tortured sinners, and satan stand up in awe*
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Oh, yeah, I'm would hit her. And Alyrium you sick fuck. No one said Jesus was a virgin, ad you could make God be your bitch. Truly evil. Congrats.
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Either way...gotta give AD that one...still fucking MoG would still give some props...much better than any single virgin.
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Hell yeah I would, because if Mary was a lesbian (or at least bi), that would fuck up Christianity pretty nicely methinks.
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I would like a copy of that video 
And yes it would my dear....oh yes it would.
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Well, nowhere does it say that Mary is the mother of God; as in, she gave birth to God's mortal form*Jesus) but not the Heavenly Father himself. And, I think there's a verse where it does say that Joseph got it on with Mary after Christ was born.
That said, no. Probably isn't my type.
That said, no. Probably isn't my type.
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Let's assume she's hot, for the sake of argument. Then the only hangup becomes religious, and most of the people on this board probably don't have a big problem with that.
Mind you, I don't see why banging her would be any better than banging anyone else. She's not well-off so her place is probably shabby, her hubby is a loser, and you have to worry about her nutcase son coming around and interrupting you. No thanks.
Mind you, I don't see why banging her would be any better than banging anyone else. She's not well-off so her place is probably shabby, her hubby is a loser, and you have to worry about her nutcase son coming around and interrupting you. No thanks.
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