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http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news ... 689103.htm

After mild winters, a possible sea change
Som say a freshwater crimp in the Gulf Stream could bring a sudden shift to biting cold.
By Anthony R. Wood
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Scientists have been warning that the Earth is slowly heating up, that the recent run of gentle winters
in the United States is no fluke, but the warm-up to the big meltdown.

Now, however, comes a chilling prediction from some of the same experts. Before the climate gets balmier, they say, it could take a sudden turn toward the frigid - and stay that way for decades, if not centuries.

In the Northeast, subzero temperatures could become standard winter fare, filling rivers with ice chunks, cutting short the growing season, and altering bird migrations. The cold and snow of the last week would feel like spring break.

Behind that brutal scenario is a baffling ocean phenomenon that experts have watched with rising angst: an expanding mass of freshwater in the usually salty North Atlantic that has spread alarmingly in the last seven years. It now reaches south from Greenland to just off the coast of the Carolinas, an area of 15 million square miles.

If the buildup continues, they say, it could impede the Gulf Stream, a major climate-maker that transports warm air to northern latitudes in winter. Were that critical current to be slowed by the freshwater, let alone stopped, average winter temperatures in the Northeastern United States and in Western Europe could abruptly plummet 10 degrees - a change not experienced by anyone alive today. A five-degree drop would be in store for the rest of the States.

Exactly when it might occur, scientists generally are loath to speculate.

"None of us could tell you whether that event happens next year or 100 years from now," said Raymond W. Schmitt Jr., senior scientist at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts, which has taken the lead in studying the freshwater pool.

Researchers find themselves toeing a fine line between informing the public and setting off a panic, Schmitt added. The U.N. committee on global warming has put out the reassuring word that "such a shutdown is unlikely by 2100." But John Gagosian, head of Woods Hole, had not even cold comfort to offer in a recent paper.

"In just the past year, we have seen ominous signs that we may be headed toward a potentially dangerous threshold," Gagosian wrote. "If we cross it, Earth's climate could switch gears and jump very rapidly - not gradually - into a completely different mode of operation."

One climate scientist suspects the Gulf Stream already is slowing down. At a time when other glaciers around the world are in retreat, the Scandinavian glacier has been growing. Andrew Weaver, of the University of Victoria, British Columbia, says it may be the result of less warm air reaching that far corner of the North Atlantic.

The prospect of a deep freeze, whether sooner or later, so concerns the British government that it is sinking $30 million into figuring out what's going on in The Pond. For while no one disputes the freshening is real, no one is sure why it is happening.

Some researchers believe that, ironically, global warming could be to blame, that melting Greenland glaciers and Arctic sea ice could be diluting the salt water of the North Atlantic. Others theorize it could be a phase in a natural cycle, one that ice-core evidence suggests might have happened several times in the last 100,000 years - and perhaps as recently as America's colonial era.

Oceans are turbulent, chaotic places, and their circulation is at least as complex as the atmosphere's.

The Gulf Stream, which originates in the Caribbean, is no exception. Oceanographers typically describe it as part of a "conveyor belt," because in order to keep the current moving, the cold, salty water in the North Atlantic must sink beneath it. That creates a void that is filled by the rush of more Gulf Stream water. And so it moves north-northeast toward Iceland at about 5 m.p.h., warming the overlying atmosphere for more than 2,000 miles.

The heated air moderates the frigid blasts out of Canada before they can reach London, Paris or Rome. Without the Gulf Stream, London would feel like Montreal, but gloomier.

Fresher water is a threat to the conveyor because it is lighter and sinks so slowly that the Gulf Stream could sputter and even stop.

"If you don't sink that [cold] water and move it into the south, there's no reason for the Gulf Stream to move the warm water to the north," said James Wright, a Rutgers University paleoceanographer. The current "would turn toward Portugal and go to the Canary Islands."

Even subtle changes in salinity can have a substantial effect on the rate at which water sinks, said Weaver, of the University of Victoria. On average, a gallon of seawater contains 4.7 ounces of salt. Even the freshest water in the ocean still has about 4.2 ounces per gallon - far from potable, but fresh enough to potentially affect the Gulf Stream.

Conveyor-belt disruptions and sudden climate changes are nothing new - only the realization that they have occurred, says Richard B. Alley, a professor of geosciences at Pennsylvania State University.

Conventional wisdom used to hold that climate change, like aging, happened gradually. In the last 15 years, however, researchers studying ice cores dating back 100,000 years have documented sudden shifts.

"Large, abrupt and widespread climate changes occurred repeatedly in the past across most of the Earth, and many followed closely after freshening of the North Atlantic," said Alley, who is also chairman of the National Research Council's Committee on Abrupt Climate Change, which published a report last spring.

Perhaps the most famous of these was the "Younger Dryas" event, so named for the Arctic shrub that appeared in temperate European climes during a dramatic cooldown about 12,000 years ago, 6,000 years after the last Ice Age. And it happened in a hurry, a matter of just a few years.

Changes in the Gulf Stream also are suspect in the onset of the so-called Little Ice Age, which began in the 15th century and ended about 1850. That coincided with Gen. George Washington's encampment at Valley Forge during the fatally frigid winter of 1777-78; the winter of 1779-80 was even worse. It also encompassed the era of Washington Irving and frosty images of skaters on the lower Hudson in December. No one skates there these days.

While abrupt shifts may be nothing new, this one would be unprecedented in one important respect: Science is trying to get to the bottom of it. But even as researchers measure the freshwater mass by dropping instrument packs into the ocean, one thing is certain: They won't be able to stop it.

Any human effort to control the buildup, Weaver said, would be "like one person standing on a railroad track trying to stop a train."
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Good. Winter builds strong constitutions. I don't even bother zipping up my jacket until it hits -10C (14F).
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Darth Wong wrote:Good. Winter builds strong constitutions. I don't even bother zipping up my jacket until it hits -10C (14F).
Weren't we supposed to be entering a period of GLOBAL WARMING,
where the icecaps would melt?
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Hey, sounds good to me, I'm tired of almost passing out from heat stroke at college football games in October.
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MKSheppard wrote:Weren't we supposed to be entering a period of GLOBAL WARMING, where the icecaps would melt?
The environment is an extremely complex system. Their ability to predict its long-range trends is sketchy at best. It's not like predicting what will happen to a piece of AISI 1020 steel if it is subjected to a given amount of tensile stress.
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There's not a lot of data to draw on when making such predictions. Asking a climatologist to accurately predict global warming/cooling trends would be like asking an economist to predict the future behavior of the economy after taking away from him all the economic data and statistics of the last hundred years except for the data from the last few weeks.
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I'm buying stock in salt mines and companies that make malaria vaccine. If the world goes hot both will be of use, cold only one but then malaria is a big problume anyway.
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Darth Wong wrote: The environment is an extremely complex system. Their ability to predict its long-range trends is sketchy at best. It's not like predicting what will happen to a piece of AISI 1020 steel if it is subjected to a given amount of tensile stress.
Yet people here ridicule the US for not agreeing to the Kyoto accords, which
were based on fundamentally flawed data, and ones that would have
castrated the US economic base...
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Now they have that new supercomputer over at Japan. It may change things.
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Shinova wrote:Now they have that new supercomputer over at Japan. It may change things.
A supercomputer is only as good as the information and equations that are plugged into it. GIGO.
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MKSheppard wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: The environment is an extremely complex system. Their ability to predict its long-range trends is sketchy at best. It's not like predicting what will happen to a piece of AISI 1020 steel if it is subjected to a given amount of tensile stress.
Yet people here ridicule the US for not agreeing to the Kyoto accords, which
were based on fundamentally flawed data, and ones that would have
castrated the US economic base...
The way I see it: if all these countries who constantly splooge all over the Kyoto Treaty love it so much, let THEM cripple THEIR economies for it. Leave me the hell out of it, I don't want any part of it.
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Darth Wong wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Weren't we supposed to be entering a period of GLOBAL WARMING, where the icecaps would melt?
The environment is an extremely complex system. Their ability to predict its long-range trends is sketchy at best. It's not like predicting what will happen to a piece of AISI 1020 steel if it is subjected to a given amount of tensile stress.
The weather de[pends on a lot of factors, IIRC it has been the subject of much chaos research and was used as the base for the "butterfly effect".
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I find myself agreeing with MKSheppard, and I don't know whether that means that I need intensive therapy at Arkham Asylum or not... :shock:

They had to come up with a new "global warming" theory to explain why the antarctic ice shelf is getting thicker, in defiance of global warming models. Note that the way it's set up now, any abberation in the weather is "evidence" of "global warming."
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Most scientists don't hold press conferences. The massive publicity surrounding global warming is, in and of itself, reason to suspect the integrity of the scientists sounding the alarm.
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it's all about grant $$$: I'm *just* old enough to remember when it was "The Population Bomb." When they can't milk global warming for any more money, it'll be something new.

Sadly, the serious threats like rampant dumping of industrial waste get totally overlooked.
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beyond hope wrote:it's all about grant $$$: I'm *just* old enough to remember when it was "The Population Bomb." When they can't milk global warming for any more money, it'll be something new.

Sadly, the serious threats like rampant dumping of industrial waste get totally overlooked.

Didn't "The Population Bomb" say we'd run out of food in the 70's, and we'd have mass starvations where billions would die?

Sure, environmentalists were wrong before, and I don't believe omst of thos global warming stuff, but hey, beter safe than sorry. Because, you should always carry an umbrella on a hot, sunny day in the desert, because you never know when it might rain.
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yep, that's exactly what it was predicting... also look at "Silent Spring" before that, back in 60's. What we have now are bugs that are becoming increasingly resistant to bug spray.
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Darth Wong wrote:Good. Winter builds strong constitutions. I don't even bother zipping up my jacket until it hits -10C (14F).
Here here! My black trenchcoat stays open and flailing in the breeze even under the most extremely cold temperatures, for it is better to look good than to feel good. :)
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Durandal wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Good. Winter builds strong constitutions. I don't even bother zipping up my jacket until it hits -10C (14F).
Here here! My black trenchcoat stays open and flailing in the breeze even under the most extremely cold temperatures, for it is better to look good than to feel good. :)
Who said anything about extremely cold temperatures? 10 degrees below freezing is where it starts to feel cold.

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Is Canada colder than Korea?

I can't tell, because I start freezing under -7 degrees Celsius.

EDIT: And yeah, i used to walk around like that when I went tot he colder countries.
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Ah, Silent Spring. Millions dead from malaria.

But it's worth it, because we may have reduced egg-shell thinning.
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Frigging hell just LOOKING at that picture makes me shiver.

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Anything under the high 60's feels opressively cold to me. Having had frostnip, I hate the cold and snow with a passion.
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I'm thinking of moving back to the Middle East just so I can stay reasonably warm... Lord Wong, you are plumb crazy...
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I like the cold. Down here in Florida, we don't get much of it (it was 75F today). I'm originally from just north of Philadelphia, and love going back there in the winter to visit family. We went to Milwaukee a couple years ago for a drumline competition, and while all my friends were wearing two or three layers of heavy clothing, I was in jeans and a light windbreaker when it was 20F (windchill does bother me slightly if I don't have long sleeves on, and I don't like sweaters or sweatshirts).
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