God Bless America

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-09-24 07:50pm

http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

I don't recall this nugget being shown here before, I do find it worth posting though, just to highlight some of the very best material America's raving (and somewhat powerful) fundie movement has to offer.

I wonder if they realise they're coming off just a teensy bit like the rabid Islamofascists they claim to be fighting against in the name of freedom and democracy.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-09-24 07:55pm

OMFG. Ann Coulter DOES have an Adam's Apple!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-09-24 08:04pm

This we know. Even if she didn't, her rampant idiocy and bigotry is enough to warrant a bitchslapping more than anything.

Wyrm · Post by **Wyrm** » 2005-09-24 08:05pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I wonder if they realise they're coming off just a teensy bit like the rabid Islamofascists they claim to be fighting against in the name of freedom and democracy.

FREDDY THE FUNDIE SEZ: "Of course not! We have the approval of the LAWRD to smite those evil islamists/terrorists. How do we know that? The LAWRD TOLD US SO! How do we know the LAWRD told us so? THE LAWRD TOLD US SO! How do we know... (ect.)"

Here's some cheese to plug your ears while you wait for Freddy the Fundie to pop out of his infinite loop.

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2005-09-24 08:08pm

"God Bless America"? This thread is mistitled; given the content of the page, the it is quite clear that the only title commensurate with the self-righteousnessness found there is "America Bless God".

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-09-24 08:14pm

I'm thinking any sane "God" would damn the nation, if anything. Simply how these people lead their lives is a mystery to me. The anti-science quote from a Creationist is par for the course for those kinds. The totally bankrupt comments made by others (especially ones in power or formerly of high-status like Reagan or the SCOTUS Chief Justice) just make my bile rise. It sounds like Nazi Germany, not a 21st century Western power.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-09-24 08:38pm

Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family wrote:"Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world."

This reminds me of a certain institution created by the German government after the elections of 1933 for the education, exercise and indoctrination of that nation's young men and women...

Davis 51 · Post by **Davis 51** » 2005-09-24 08:52pm

Wasn't this posted awhile back?

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-09-24 09:03pm

Davis 51 wrote:Wasn't this posted awhile back?

Yes.

As an aside,

Georgie Bush wrote:"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."

Reading this reminded a little of Jake99 ...

Zadius · Post by **Zadius** » 2005-09-24 09:34pm

Yeah, I've seen this page before, but it's funny anyway. It's nice to see the Pat Robertson has the most quotes, enough to warrant two pictures of his ugly face.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2005-09-24 10:47pm

"The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ."

That one raises the hairs on my neck just thinking that someone can make that statement out loud and not have people smashing their door in to enforce the laws of reality.

Dominus Atheos · Post by **Dominus Atheos** » 2005-09-25 01:21am

John Ashcroft wrote:Civilized people – Muslims, Christians, and Jews – all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator.

Muslims? Did John Ashcroft, former Attorney General under George Bush, just call Muslims civilised? It's no wonder he got fired, he's only a little bigoted

Dominus Atheos · Post by **Dominus Atheos** » 2005-09-25 01:26am

Goddammit! I can't figure out how to use fucking quotes. Now my post makes me look like an idiot.

I'll be in testing trying to figure this shit out.

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2005-09-25 01:45am

Jay Grimstead wrote:"We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way."

After reading this, the very first thing that flashed through my mind is:
"We are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. Your existence, as you know it ... is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt, to service us. Resistance ... is futile."

Pat Robertson wrote:"When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals – the two things seem to go together."

You mean all of those homosexuals that were sent to the death camps? Of course! They must have been there to do guard duty!

[quote"Star Parker"]"Anybody that believes in separation of church and state needs to leave right now."[/quote]
"The 'wall of separation between church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned."
God, if I ever make a time machine... I swear the first thing I will do with it is have one of these fundies say this kind of shit to Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, and other Founding Fathers and Framers of the Constitution.

I have absolutely no clue why I decided to reply to this one:

Pat Robertson wrote:"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

I propose a compromise, we allow them to become lesbians and practice withcraft, if they agree to not kill anyone.

Dominus Atheos · Post by **Dominus Atheos** » 2005-09-25 02:50pm

Darth Atheos wrote:
John Ashcroft wrote:Civilized people – Muslims, Christians, and Jews – all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator.

Muslims? Did John Ashcroft, former Attorney General under George Bush, just call Muslims civilised? It's no wonder he got fired, he's only a little bigoted

thank you for fixing that

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-09-25 03:39pm

Ann Coulter wrote:"Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."

So what does she call Timothy Mc Veigh? A "freedom fighter"?

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2005-09-26 06:17pm

Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin wrote:George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.

Didn't this moron have to swear an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States? And this is what he thinks of its principles?

Michael Savage wrote:Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

Michael Savage translated wrote:I'm a sexually insecure immature dumbass who thinks that "pig," "garbage," and "choke on a sausage" is strong language. So NYAH!

Lucifer · Post by **Lucifer** » 2005-09-26 07:35pm

Henry Morrison wrote:"When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data."

Funny, because I seem to recall that Morrison called creationism a "science", so now he's saying both creationism and evolution are wrong...Well, he probably meant to say that evolution is wrong, but he didn't say it right.

He's obviously wrong, both in intent and expression.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-09-27 06:45pm

Joseph Scheidler wrote:"I would like to outlaw contraception...contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure."*
*I get the distinct impression that Mr. Scheidler's poor wife isn't guilty of feeling any pleasure…

Ah yes, the joys of mocking the sex-deprived.

Kay O'Connor, a fucking SENATOR wrote:"I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn't have to vote."

Robert T. Lee wrote:"You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says."

That this is coming from a fundamentalist is absolutely hilarious.

FedRebel · Post by **FedRebel** » 2005-09-27 11:45pm

Surlethe wrote:
As an aside,
Georgie Bush wrote:"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."

So when is he planning to grow the trademark mustache?

Atleast Hitler had the decency to use the word 'providence' instead of 'God'

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-09-27 11:50pm

Hitler's mustache looked retarded. A twirlable one would've been so much better. Since this president caters to the lowest common denominator, I'd think he'd go for the mustachio.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2005-09-30 05:27pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Ann Coulter wrote:"Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."
So what does she call Timothy Mc Veigh? A "freedom fighter"?

Actually, yeah. She said once that "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building." So the only thing that would have made the bombings better would be... well, you can read it. Good show, Ann!

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