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Cassini spots huge “spear” on Saturn moon

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Hate to meet the thing that was holding it.....

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The first close-up images of Saturn's moon Tethys have been sent to Earth from the Cassini spacecraft, which flew past the moon on Saturday. As well as the expected craters and chasms, one image reveals a peculiar, spear-shaped feature.

Tethys is one of Saturn's inner moons, orbiting about 300,000 kilometres from the planet - closer than our Moon is to Earth. Scientists already knew that the 500-kilometre moon bears one huge crater, Odysseus, and a unique giant canyon system called Ithaca Chasma.

They are now hoping to find out how Ithaca Chasma formed - whether, perhaps, it is related to the impact that created Odysseus. They also hope to discover what processes have resurfaced some areas of Tethys, smoothing out the old, heavily cratered terrain.

Cassini's highly detailed pictures should help. Although the spacecraft was not originally supposed to come closer than 30,000 kilometres, the navigation team worked out a way to skim within 1500 kilometres of Tethys without upsetting the rest of Cassini's complex schedule. From this close, some of the images reveal details smaller than 20 metres across.

Mission scientists have only just begun looking at the new data, but they should release their initial conclusions in the coming days. They will want to get as much as possible out of this visit, because Cassini may never return to Tethys.
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Looks like a crashed spaceship.
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Oh shit... It's the Lance of Longinus.
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felineki wrote:Oh shit... It's the Lance of Longinus.
Beat me to it :x :wink: , it looks just like a rock with a tail behind it, maybe a very small meteorite that came in at a very slow speed and glided rather than crashed?
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It's clearly from a higher intelligence pointing out where we need to go.
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that's not a spear, it's just an arrow.

You want proof? Just look at the footprint next to it. :D
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Bah, clearly it is a giant space sperm. We'd better make sure that there are are no giant space eggs around or we'll have one hell of a big alien on our hands. :P
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felineki wrote:Oh shit... It's the Lance of Longinus.
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Trogdor wrote:Bah, clearly it is a giant space sperm. We'd better make sure that there are are no giant space eggs around or we'll have one hell of a big alien on our hands. :P
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felineki wrote:Oh shit... It's the Lance of Longinus.
Can you please tell me what the Lance of Longinus is ?
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bilateralrope wrote:
felineki wrote:Oh shit... It's the Lance of Longinus.
Can you please tell me what the Lance of Longinus is ?
Well, in legend, it was the spear that was used to pierce Jesus' side while he was on the cross. In the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, it was an enormous (probably at least twice the heaight of an Eva; in other words approx. 130 meters long) double-helix-shaped spear with all sorts of freaky powers. It ended up getting thrown out of the atmosphere and coming to rest on the Earth's moon at one point.

So, here he have what looks like a giant spear, and it's on a moon. So my geeky brain made one of its bizarre connections. Whoo. :p
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Its just a crashed Paradigm cruiser...
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Actually, it sort of looks like a YT-1300 that made a crash landing...

In all serioueness, this is extrordinarily interesting - the way that the "shaft" is set up, it seems far too straight to be of natural origin (at least, by my guesses). The only other thing I can think of is that maybe this is something like some kind of petrified tree which got felled at some point, which would require that the moon be capable of supporting life at one point or another and that there was some sort of catastrophic change to the environment shortly thereafter.

Most interesting.
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Bah, its clearly a Paradigm cruiser:

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Not a YT-1300..
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Sharpshooter wrote:Actually, it sort of looks like a YT-1300 that made a crash landing...

In all serioueness, this is extrordinarily interesting - the way that the "shaft" is set up, it seems far too straight to be of natural origin (at least, by my guesses). The only other thing I can think of is that maybe this is something like some kind of petrified tree which got felled at some point, which would require that the moon be capable of supporting life at one point or another and that there was some sort of catastrophic change to the environment shortly thereafter.

Most interesting.
The evidence of a catastrophy occuring on Tethys is most easily found in the gigantic crater covering a substantial portion of a hemisphere. However, the idea of large life being the cause seems, to put it politely, dubious at best. The moon has a gravitational pull at the surface one hundredth of Earth's and, in orbit around Saturn, it receives little energy from the Sun. The idea of this being being a fallen tree seems even less plausible when you consider the scale of the image. If I interpret the article correctly, the scale of the picture is one pixel per 20 meters, which makes the visible portion of the shaft alone more than four kilometers long (4094 meters based on rudimentary scaling).
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Who says nature doesn't have a sense of humour?

And it's clearly a crashed Star Destroyer.

Ok, fess up guys, who misplaced the warship?
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yeah, my bad, sorry.

In all seriousness, that does look pretty neat.
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weemadando wrote:Bah, its clearly a Paradigm cruiser:

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Not a YT-1300..
I was gonna say... and oh. It's Paradigm Destroyer, Thankyouvery much. But that was my first response, followed by 'Kadeshi Multibeam Frigate'.

If that doesn't work, it appears the Arrow of Apollo does really point to Earth...
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In seriousness, it looks like a fault or ripple in the crust, coincidentally ending at a triangular rock.
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Grandmaster Jogurt wrote:However, the idea of large life being the cause seems, to put it politely, dubious at best. The moon has a gravitational pull at the surface one hundredth of Earth's and, in orbit around Saturn, it receives little energy from the Sun. The idea of this being being a fallen tree seems even less plausible when you consider the scale of the image. If I interpret the article correctly, the scale of the picture is one pixel per 20 meters, which makes the visible portion of the shaft alone more than four kilometers long (4094 meters based on rudimentary scaling).
Wel, I was just sayin' what came to mind, y'know, and the first sort of thing you think about when you think of a large, naturall-straight object is a tree.
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ANNENDUM: Oh, crud, I forgot I can't edit posts in this forum. Bah.
weemadando wrote:Bah, its clearly a Paradigm cruiser:

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Not a YT-1300..
Maybe. But look - and look again, out of the corner of your mind...[/Doctor Who]

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See? If you look at it for a bit, you could sort of see the familier shapes of a YT-1300 - you've got the split between the two forward probgs, you've got the saucer-shaped body, the side cockpit next to the one prong, and (what I'm guessing) a big ol' dish of some sort that snapped off and wound up right beside it.
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Looks like a bizarre alien 'thumbs up'
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Solauren wrote:Looks like a bizarre alien 'thumbs up'
Maybe whatever it was that landed needs a lift...
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felineki wrote:Oh shit... It's the Lance of Longinus.
Bah. I wanted to say that :P
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