Here's another one for Fundies Say The Darndest Things web page.
Discussion was on the original sin of Adam and how because of that sin, it was passed down generation to generation, even to the present time. Someone was mentioning that the 'sin of eating the fruit' caused sin to be genetic. Yeah, that's bad enough, but here's the stupid quote:
Then why a virgin birth?
The genetic sin nature is passed thru the male sperm.
A child born of a virgin would be with out that genetic sin nature. (ie the 2nd Adam or the Messiah)
I can't believe someone would actually BELIEVE that!!!!
You know, in another forum thread, someone was talking about how non-christians make fun of what christians say, . . . . . . . and you really don't have to wonder why sometimes.
And then these same Fundi morons turn right around and blame WOMEN for everything wrong with society because Eve ate the apple first.
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General Zod wrote:So, according to this asstard, if we artifically inseminate a virgin chick, we can make the messiah? cool.
Still using sinful male sperm, artificially inseminated or not.
Don't say anything about sperm in the asstard's post, though!
Thus, according to this asstard I could make the messiah through artificially inseminating a virgin chick. See? You can use fundie reasoning against them.
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That's easy enough. Clone but with two female donors.
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Magnetic wrote:Here's another one for Fundies Say The Darndest Things web page.
Discussion was on the original sin of Adam and how because of that sin, it was passed down generation to generation, even to the present time. Someone was mentioning that the 'sin of eating the fruit' caused sin to be genetic. Yeah, that's bad enough, but here's the stupid quote:
Then why a virgin birth?
The genetic sin nature is passed thru the male sperm.
A child born of a virgin would be with out that genetic sin nature. (ie the 2nd Adam or the Messiah)
I can't believe someone would actually BELIEVE that!!!!
You know, in another forum thread, someone was talking about how non-christians make fun of what christians say, . . . . . . . and you really don't have to wonder why sometimes.
Don't they realize that without another donor of genetic material, the child would be a clone of its mother?
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
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General Zod wrote:So, according to this asstard, if we artifically inseminate a virgin chick, we can make the messiah? cool.
Still using sinful male sperm, artificially inseminated or not.
Eh, just isolate the male's chromosomes and insert them into the egg.
I remember reading about how just piercing the egg with a microneedle will make the egg "think" a sperm has penetrated the outer membrane and start dividing. After the first division, the cells fused to restore the proper number of chromosomes.
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
Darth Yoshi wrote:That's easy enough. Clone but with two female donors.
Then, Jesus was a woman?!
(For you genetic ignoramuses out there: two female donors => no Y chromasome => baby not male)
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Morilore wrote:[fundie]The LAWRD GAWD made baby Jesus's man-genes!!![/fundie]
FREDDY THE FUNDIE SEZ: "Sing it, sistah! The LAWRD GAWD made baby Jesus's man-genes!!! Repeat after me, heathen ATHEISTS! THE LAWRD made JESUS a boy!! THIS IS THE LAWRD'S WORK!! Haleluja! PRAISE JESUS, THE MAN-CHILD OF WIMMIN'!!"
Hey, if Mary bore her son by another woman, wouldn't that mean that God condones lesbianism?
FREDDY THE FUNDIE:"YOU SHUT UP, COMMIE FAG-LOVIN' SINNAH!!!"
Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it." wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. " SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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Sad bit is, there are people who might spew sin and use this comment
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Darth Wong wrote:
Don't they realize that without another donor of genetic material, the child would be a clone of its mother?
Maybe God implanted some clay in her?
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Morilore wrote:[fundie]The LAWRD GAWD made baby Jesus's man-genes!!![/fundie]
FREDDY THE FUNDIE SEZ: "Sing it, sistah! The LAWRD GAWD made baby Jesus's man-genes!!! Repeat after me, heathen ATHEISTS! THE LAWRD made JESUS a boy!! THIS IS THE LAWRD'S WORK!! Haleluja! PRAISE JESUS, THE MAN-CHILD OF WIMMIN'!!"
Hey, if Mary bore her son by another woman, wouldn't that mean that God condones lesbianism?
FREDDY THE FUNDIE:"YOU SHUT UP, COMMIE FAG-LOVIN' SINNAH!!!"
I think Feddy the Fundie needs to sit down and Shut the hell up. As what he's doing gives a bad name to real honest to goodness Christians.
Morilore wrote:[fundie]The LAWRD GAWD made baby Jesus's man-genes!!![/fundie]
FREDDY THE FUNDIE SEZ: "Sing it, sistah! The LAWRD GAWD made baby Jesus's man-genes!!! Repeat after me, heathen ATHEISTS! THE LAWRD made JESUS a boy!! THIS IS THE LAWRD'S WORK!! Haleluja! PRAISE JESUS, THE MAN-CHILD OF WIMMIN'!!"
Hey, if Mary bore her son by another woman, wouldn't that mean that God condones lesbianism?
FREDDY THE FUNDIE:"YOU SHUT UP, COMMIE FAG-LOVIN' SINNAH!!!"
I'm saving this for future sigging.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
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