Two Fleshy and Tender Reasons not to go to Church

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2006-03-31 07:56pm

First off, no, this is not the Onion.

The Associated Press wrote: Holy Poor Sportsmanship!
Youth minister charged after 'dodgeball rage' incident

Friday, March 31, 2006; Posted: 6:20 p.m. EST (23:20 GMT)

LIBERTY, Missouri (AP) -- A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking down a 16-year-old boy and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.

No seriousily, I swear to all the imaginary gods ever created, this is not The Onion.

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2006-03-31 10:09pm

Well, it really doesn't have The Onion's signature. It actually sounds perfectly real -- and, indeed, probably is.

I've been hit in the head with a dodge ball before. I didn't kick anyone in the groin afterwards, but I can't say that I was full of happy thoughts.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2006-03-31 10:23pm

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2006-03-31 10:33pm

If you can dodge a kick, you can dodge a ball!