Flat Earth Society

Tolya · Post by **Tolya** » 2006-10-20 07:31am

Dunno whether this belongs here or Off topic, but since its...well, judge for yourselves.

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublons ... atHome.htm

Post by **NecronLord** » 2006-10-20 07:39am

The Flat Earth Society, the real one, is essentially (and quite literally in the case of its main preacher) dead. You, my friend, have been 'had.' Check the disclaimer.

The Flat Earth Society is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans at the Maginot Line during WWII. Nor is the Flat Earth Society responsible for the recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of the Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hamster insurrectionist group. Furthermore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as the result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within: life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, bedrock, cloves, I Love Lucy reruns, toaster, pine derby racer, toy duck, antelope, horseradish, prosthetic ankle, double-cheeseburger, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshner, sanity, paprika, German to Pig Latin dictionary, dish towel, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, upper torso or halibut.

Tolya · Post by **Tolya** » 2006-10-20 07:47am

Sheesh, couldn't you hold the disclaimer for your goddamn self for a few more posts? I was curious how many people would notice that its a parody.

And yes, I did notice that myself, thankyouverymuch.

Ariphaos · Post by **Ariphaos** » 2006-10-20 07:58am

It's rather widely known as a parody, I highly doubt you'd fool many people here, of all places.

You'd have better luck convincing someone that Objective Christian Ministries was real.

Tolya · Post by **Tolya** » 2006-10-20 09:50am

well, yeah. But it was worth to try anyway.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2006-10-20 01:42pm

Parody or no, the really sad thing is that the Flat Earth society really doesn't say anything which is any more absurd than what the young-earth creationists are saying.

pieman3141 · Post by **pieman3141** » 2006-10-20 09:37pm

"The flat earth society is meeting here today,
singing happy little lies
and the bright ship humana is sent far away
with grave determination....
and no destination, lie, lie, lie"
-Flat Earth Society, Bad Religion

Three posts already and nobody's posted lyrics to the song yet?? For SHAME!

pieman3141 · Post by **pieman3141** » 2006-10-20 09:38pm

I can't count. Bah. Horrible week.