The Senate is now in session

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2006-01-01 03:41am

The actual purpose of this forum will be revealed in due time as we sort out some of our ideas, but in the meantime, all Senators can use this forum as they wish. Senators should also be aware that they have the ability to edit their posts in all the main forums.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2006-01-01 06:10am

The senator from Cudahy Prime wishes to declare April 1st Metal Neck Vertebre Day!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 10:49am

The Chancellor of course gets the pick of the hot babes.

Welcome one, welcome all. Once this is properly up and running I'll have the Rules in place. Until then sleep nervously in the knowledge that infringements to the rules will be enforced retroactively.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2006-01-01 10:58am

Rob Wilson wrote: Welcome one, welcome all. Once this is properly up and running I'll have the Rules in place. Until then sleep nervously in the knowledge that infringements to the rules will be enforced retroactively.

Horray! Let the spree of mass executions and detentions begin.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 11:04am

Mr Bean wrote: Horray! Let the spree of mass executions and detentions begin.

NOw, now. We have only so many Senators, so I think Individual detentions and executions shall be the order of the day. Let the paranioa and fear blossom and ferment like fine wines before we knock on their doors at midnight.

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-01-01 01:29pm

Lord Poe wrote:The senator from Cudahy Prime wishes to declare April 1st Metal Neck Vertebre Day!

The Senator from Nassau Minor seconds the motion!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2006-01-01 01:43pm

Lord Poe wrote:The senator from Cudahy Prime wishes to declare April 1st Metal Neck Vertebre Day!

Carthago Delenda Est

The Senator from Ultima Thule thirds the motion

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2006-01-01 02:23pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:The actual purpose of this forum will be revealed in due time as we sort out some of our ideas, but in the meantime, all Senators can use this forum as they wish. Senators should also be aware that they have the ability to edit their posts in all the main forums.

Ah, thank you! I missed that ability from when I was a moderator

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-01-01 05:02pm

So where are Roman/Dune like courtesan/Assassins?

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2006-01-01 05:14pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:So where are Roman/Dune like courtesan/Assassins?

I will have to work on some legeslation, concerning the creation of an courtesan/personal guard. Comprised of women and a handful of men for those who wish such a service. We'll drape them in rich crimson velvet and raise them to be fanatically loyal to the Senate.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 05:15pm

Knife wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:So where are Roman/Dune like courtesan/Assassins?
I will have to work on some legeslation, concerning the creation of an courtesan/personal guard. Comprised of women and a handful of men for those who wish such a service. We'll drape them in rich crimson velvet and raise them to be fanatically loyal to the Senate.

Well we've got to find some purpose for the Me-too'ers.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2006-01-01 06:36pm

Time to begin fomenting a Rebellion.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 06:44pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:Time to begin fomenting a Rebellion.

You're going to try and offer the other Senators more debauchery than they can get from Mike?

Anyway Fear will keep the Senators in line, fear of this red-hot poker I'm carrying, and fear of where I'll stick it if they step out of line.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2006-01-01 06:52pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Time to begin fomenting a Rebellion.
You're going to try and offer the other Senators more debauchery than they can get from Mike?

Anyway Fear will keep the Senators in line, fear of this red-hot poker I'm carrying, and fear of where I'll stick it if they step out of line.

Ooooh.. Big Mr Sniper man with a poker. Whats wrong? Your barrel get bent out of shape?

Besides which, how does the Emperor expect to maintain control without an external enemy to use as an excuse? And how do you know he's not already influencing the other side?

*resumes fomenting an uprising*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 07:06pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: You're going to try and offer the other Senators more debauchery than they can get from Mike?

Anyway Fear will keep the Senators in line, fear of this red-hot poker I'm carrying, and fear of where I'll stick it if they step out of line.
Ooooh.. Big Mr Sniper man with a poker. Whats wrong? Your barrel get bent out of shape?

Nope I have a super-poker. It fires Red-hot Pokers out to a distance of 6 planetary Diameters with devastating consequences, and can achieve pinpoint precision.

Connor MacLeod wrote:Besides which, how does the Emperor expect to maintain control without an external enemy to use as an excuse? And how do you know he's not already influencing the other side?

*resumes fomenting an uprising*

Mind control, Porn, Ruthless efficiency, Porn, Fear of red-hot Pokers, Porn and of course Ruthlessly Efficient Mind Controlling Poker fetishist Porn!

You don;t need an enemy on the outside if you can make people suspiscious of those inside, Mike may not like the Bush administration but he's willing to use the same tactics .

Post by **Broomstick** » 2006-01-01 07:06pm

Rob Wilson wrote:The Chancellor of course gets the pick of the hot babes.

You are assuming the "hot babes" want to be picked....

Hmmm... would I qualify as a "hot babe"? Not that I'm available, but hey, I've got ego and vanity just like any other corrupt government figure.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 07:08pm

Broomstick wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:The Chancellor of course gets the pick of the hot babes.
You are assuming the "hot babes" want to be picked....

Hmmm... would I qualify as a "hot babe"? Not that I'm available, but hey, I've got ego and vanity just like any other corrupt government figure.

Tell you what, you give me access to babes and I'll send you some oiled up sailors... though why they insist on oilin themselves up is a mystery to me.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2006-01-01 07:18pm

Rob Wilson wrote: Nope I have a super-poker. It fires Red-hot Pokers out to a distance of 6 planetary Diameters with devastating consequences, and can achieve pinpoint precision.

I see you've mastered the art of Technobabble.

Mind control, Porn, Ruthless efficiency, Porn, Fear of red-hot Pokers, Porn and of course Ruthlessly Efficient Mind Controlling Poker fetishist Porn!

Bah. I'm still going to stir up revolt.

You don;t need an enemy on the outside if you can make people suspiscious of those inside, Mike may not like the Bush administration but he's willing to use the same tactics .

You're missing the point. I want an excuse to blast something, dammit! I've got a massive shipyard industry at my disposal - I should have a reason to use it!

Post by **Broomstick** » 2006-01-01 07:24pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Broomstick wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:The Chancellor of course gets the pick of the hot babes.
You are assuming the "hot babes" want to be picked....

Hmmm... would I qualify as a "hot babe"? Not that I'm available, but hey, I've got ego and vanity just like any other corrupt government figure.
Tell you what, you give me access to babes and I'll send you some oiled up sailors... though why they insist on oilin themselves up is a mystery to me.

[Red Dwarf reference] It conducts the electricity so much better! [/Red Dwarf reference]

Sailors... mmm... I dunno, I sort of prefer the rugged cowboy type myself... Better yet, send me a sample variety six-pack and I'll get back to you with my order.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 07:35pm

Broomstick wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Tell you what, you give me access to babes and I'll send you some oiled up sailors... though why they insist on oilin themselves up is a mystery to me.
[Red Dwarf reference] It conducts the electricity so much better! [/Red Dwarf reference]

Well Lonestar does put me in mind of Rimmer...

Broomstick wrote:Sailors... mmm... I dunno, I sort of prefer the rugged cowboy type myself... Better yet, send me a sample variety six-pack and I'll get back to you with my order.

Well I only have access to Sailors, Marines, Airmen, Soldiers and odd Military policeman or two? You want a sample of each?

Post by **Broomstick** » 2006-01-01 08:12pm

Airmen. Send photos of aircraft, and I'll get back to you.

(for you groundlovers, that's actually the punchline of a very old joke about pilots)

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2006-01-01 08:37pm

Broomstick wrote:Airmen. Send photos of aircraft, and I'll get back to you.

(for you groundlovers, that's actually the punchline of a very old joke about pilots)

It's not the wingspan of their plane, but how they use the joystick eh?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2006-01-01 09:06pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Broomstick wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:The Chancellor of course gets the pick of the hot babes.
You are assuming the "hot babes" want to be picked....

Hmmm... would I qualify as a "hot babe"? Not that I'm available, but hey, I've got ego and vanity just like any other corrupt government figure.
Tell you what, you give me access to babes and I'll send you some oiled up sailors... though why they insist on oilin themselves up is a mystery to me.

'sup?

Publius · Post by **Publius** » 2006-01-02 01:46am

Rob Wilson wrote:Nope I have a super-poker. It fires Red-hot Pokers out to a distance of 6 planetary Diameters with devastating consequences, and can achieve pinpoint precision.

Do you see how the heat from the pokers spreads out in bands of brightness rather than in a manner predictable by direct-energy transfer?

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-01-02 03:12am

Publius wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Nope I have a super-poker. It fires Red-hot Pokers out to a distance of 6 planetary Diameters with devastating consequences, and can achieve pinpoint precision.
Do you see how the heat from the pokers spreads out in bands of brightness rather than in a manner predictable by direct-energy transfer?

Obviously the firewood is made out of some mysterious species of lumber susceptible to chain reactions.

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