Strike Against Stilgar

[HemlockGrey]

After perusing the Stilgar page, I decided to indulge his psychopathic fantasies and sent him this e-mail:

Have you ever been laid?

No. Really. I mean it.

After all, it's possible. It's possible that a women could get to like someone with schizophrenia. Who's paranoid. And a pathological liar. And apparently uses legalese to compensate for stunted penile growth.

Yes, in fact, I'm sure you've gotten laid. Just one more question.

Was it over or under $50?

Seriously, though, why are you such a loser? Admit to Mike that you're wrong. Admit to the Mike that your legalese bullshit is you spouting solid waste. WTF is with you, anyway? Most of Mike's flamers get crushed and go away quietly, or convert and become productive members of web-society. You, on the other hand...

...are strange. You can best be described with the term 'psychopath'. Undoubtly you are one of those people who wear tin foil hats to keep the U.N.'s alien black helicopters from reading your thoughts. Newsflash: Your thoughts have been banned by the Geneva Convetion and anyone who expresses them is violating the U.N. Human Rights charter. Yes. You are that sad.

I have an idea. You admit to Mike that you were absolutely, totally, and utterly wrong in...well, in everything, and he absolves you of all guilt. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

As for your 'scientific qualifications'? As if. If you were really a scientist, you would swiftly realize your entire existance is constructed of the 92nd element; bullshit.

Have a nice day.

I eagerly await his response.

[Ted]

Eagerly?

What if he admits it?
What will you do?

[HemlockGrey]

Laugh at him. Duh.

[Mr Bean]

Pure flaming and not a touch of dipolmacy about it

Nothing good will come of this

[HemlockGrey]

Exactly.

One two three four, I declare a Flame War...

[Dalton]

This is the most pointless thing I've ever seen.

[Darth Wong]

I bet he either doesn't respond at all, or accuses you of stalking. He's still pissed at me (I know, because he puts something in his sig about me), and he doesn't seem to realize that he's just a footnote as far as I'm concerned. Just another notch on the Hate Mail page. He's really quite pathetic.