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Love them black projects

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The other day I was watching some silly thing on discovery or TLC or something about top secret aircraft research, Aurora, and other fruity flying saucer freak masturbation fantasies when it occured to me:

All of these people who want to expose black projects want to let the potential enemies of the US know what our best planes are. The reason these projects are top secret is so NOONE KNOWS HOW TO KILL US.

Anyways, you think maybe the airing of that show was related in any way to the BOP unveiling?

I think I will take engineering. I want to build these planes. I envy those bastards that got to build the X-1 and X-15.
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I always wanted to smacke people who stand outside of area 51 and say"What are they hiding from us, we have a right to know" No you don't dipshit. Its like standing in a quiet room with you, a guy across the room with a gun and he wants to shoot you with it, and you tell somebody standing right next to you in a load voice "Thats ok i got a bigger gun that should work but i havent tested it yet. I still doesnt work against the color yellow"
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The stupidest thing about the Aurora bullshit is that there's already a reconnaissance aircraft on North America called that. It’s what Canada calls it P-3's. The theory I currently hold which I do admit is not original, is that someone saw some papers related to Canada's aircraft, found that the USAF didn't have anything called that and thus concluded that it must be a black project. Canada's P-3 fleet has been upgrade several times; and such things would have been run through the Pentagon at some point, so documentation would be floating around.
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LMFAO!! I bet that thing about Aurora is true. Those dumv fucks WOULD think that wouldnt they?

I bet the truth about the american Aurora is that its simply more test flights. Possibly even the BOP and two tailing planes.

Lockheed Martin, however, did acknowledge that they are testing "antigravity" stuff. Perhaps we'll be seeing true repulsorlifts? :) Those lucky bastards.
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