Erm... I don't believe this...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-05 03:57am

I was searching for the particulars of Islamic laws concerning Christians inside their empires in the Middle Ages when somehow Google came up with this little beauty. I thought the stupidity was so hilarious that I had to post about it somewhere, and this seemed the best place. Hindus, thinking they can "quickly and easily" eliminate Christianity and Islam through proper "War-Fighting Skills?" The style of writing reminds me of Stewart at SDI somewhat.

Have a laugh. I did.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-04-05 10:09am

very nice

. for another good place for such lines of thought, try to get a copy of Mao tse-dung's "little-red-book" its a laugh riot.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-04-05 04:59pm

Don't let the comedic value of Engrish cover up the chilling tenor of that diatribe.
He's railing against Islam being a "Gospel of hate" and calling for the butchery of Muslims and Christians with the same breath. Too stupid to see his own hypocrisy.
The "never forgive, never forget" bit is really nice, too. Using a centuries old invasion as an excuse for modern excesses is so fucking stupid it makes me vomit in horror.

Lovely...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-05 05:44pm

I'm amused and horrified at the same time.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-05 06:05pm

i have to admit this is strangely amusing. especially this little aspect.

War-Fighting Skills require knowing:

a. Where your enemy is
b. Where his strength is
c. Where his weakness is
d. Is there any element of surprise that we can pull on him, and cause panic and
hysteria in his ranks
e. When and where we should fight, what is the best place where our enemy cannot
fight, and where we can make his defeat " A Terrifying-Reality"

funny how just about any tom clancy novel can tell you this exact same spiel. some master strategists.

GoldenFalcon · Post by **GoldenFalcon** » 2004-04-05 07:04pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i have to admit this is strangely amusing. especially this little aspect.

War-Fighting Skills require knowing:

a. Where your enemy is
b. Where his strength is
c. Where his weakness is
d. Is there any element of surprise that we can pull on him, and cause panic and
hysteria in his ranks
e. When and where we should fight, what is the best place where our enemy cannot
fight, and where we can make his defeat " A Terrifying-Reality"
funny how just about any tom clancy novel can tell you this exact same spiel. some master strategists.

That stuff is something any good soldier should know in their right mind...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-05 07:07pm

GoldenFalcon wrote:That stuff is something any good soldier should know in their right mind...

true. but the guy's wanking off to it like it's the penultimate aspect of being a soldier, instead of just the basics that they are.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-05 07:37pm

Every crusader rails against the hatred of his enemies while simultaneously spewing his own. This is perfectly normal behaviour for such people. The only interesting thing is the amusement factor of his infantile pseudo-strategizing and his poor command of the English language.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-04-05 07:40pm

"CAN BASACKWARD-PYRAMID OF ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY BE DISMANTLED?"

This has to be a joke.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-04-05 07:54pm

Why does he call Muslims and Christians "Grease-monkeys"?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-04-05 08:31pm

At least Hinduism isnt universalizing, like Islam and Christianity... *Shudder*