Hanibal Lecter vs. Robert Scott Anderson

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What if Lecter met RSA

H, proves DS has brains, by cooking them in a nice wine broth
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H. tries to eat the liver, but pukes it up, somethings are just too awful.
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Feeds the Pig, to the Pigs
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Not enough, sweetbreads, purhaps a nice Pat'e and Kidney Pie?
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Hanibal Lecter vs. Robert Scott Anderson

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Now anyone who has read Red Dragon, or Hanibal knows the Doctor only eats the Rude, crass, and people who he feels generally should not be allowed to live.

What if the Fictional Hanibal the Canibal met our very own Darkstar?

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Dorkstar might prove to be a waste opf cooking oil.
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That's why I left the option of feeding him to the pigs.
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I'd imagine that even Hannibal the Cannibal has some standards and would refuse to even go near Darkstar.
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Hannibal would get indigestion...that Wall of Ignorance has proven to be invulnerable and thus indegistable. Hannibal would curse Scooter's name as he spent hours sitting on the bowl...Poor Hannibal. :cry:
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To feed Darkstar to the pigs would be an atrocity to the pigs...
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I say just send him back to whatever little troll cave he was born in, no need to torture Dr. Lecter or the pigs.
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Hannibal would open RSA's cranium only to discover an astonishing lack of anything to consume.
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I only know of Darkstar by his fine reputation here, but if he`s as bad as everyone says, the good Dr. would probably pull the "crimson eagle" trick from the Hannibal novel. No need to ingest rancid meat. :D
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Frank Hipper wrote:I only know of Darkstar by his fine reputation here, but if he`s as bad as everyone says, the good Dr. would probably pull the "crimson eagle" trick from the Hannibal novel. No need to ingest rancid meat. :D
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