You can't make this shit up...

theski · Post by **theski** » 2004-04-14 10:51pm

I'm speechless....

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm

This must be the end of the internet as we know it......

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 10:52pm

Welcome to humanity, theski.

-looks into barrel- The bottom is getting miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty tiny looking.. Must be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down there now...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-04-14 10:58pm

Another group of Wiggers

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-04-14 11:00pm

*pulls up to them in their wussified mama's boy rigs*

*crawls over them in Jeep*

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-04-14 11:02pm

It's fake, just check out their personal pages..

Name: Ben Rudolph

Nick: Blade

Age: 16

Ride: I jacked this bitch in the picture, and when I say jacked I mean of course that I rented it. I am the only one of us niggaz old enough to drive, but um... I kinda failed my drivers test.

Turn Ons: Holding Hands, Cuddeling, Big Bootys

Hilarious none the less.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 11:04pm

AnimeJet wrote:It's fake, just check out their personal pages..

Name: Ben Rudolph

Nick: Blade

Age: 16

Ride: I jacked this bitch in the picture, and when I say jacked I mean of course that I rented it. I am the only one of us niggaz old enough to drive, but um... I kinda failed my drivers test.

Turn Ons: Holding Hands, Cuddeling, Big Bootys
Hilarious none the less.

What's sad is that there are actually people like that.

Then again, proof positive that it has to be made up is that one would actually have to have some sort of intelligence to put the damned thing up in the first place.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-04-14 11:11pm

Actually, you can make this shit up, it's just that you don't have to with the stuff out there.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-04-14 11:11pm

Name: Johnny Timberlake

Nick: Freeze

Age: 14 (I'm a Taurus by the way)

Ride: Well in the picture is my brothers car, I don't really know what it is, personally I got this phat razor skooter. Its the shiznit! Negro!!!

Comedy gold!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2004-04-14 11:29pm

I think it's pretty damn funny.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-15 01:08am

Bad table manners? WTF? That's just ridiculous.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-15 01:31am

I found it particularly funny.

The whole Wigger bit gets a laugh whether they're fucking around or seriously beliving in it.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-04-15 01:37am

This response to a flame mail gets the cake:

for the love of god you're a 15 year old suburban white-boy, not some ghetto
gangbanger. I hope this website is a joke because if it isn't than you need
to 1) look in the mirror and realize you're not black 2) stop with the lame
"gang signs" 3) pawn some of that jewelry and buy yourself a bike cuz that's
all your 15 yr old ass can drive 4) realize that you're not hardcore or
intimidating in the slightest bit 5) learn how to spell 6) stop with the
dumbass nick names.
for the record i think that you're in the middle of some terrible identity
crisis, and you should go to the ghetto and try "pimpin" with some real
gangsters and see how long you live.

sometimes the truth hurts

[their answer]You know whats really gonna hurt? When I break my foot up in your ass bitch. Fuck you, die slow.

For the first time in my life I've seen a person make an even bigger fool of himself while responding to hate mail. Damn those guys are stupid.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

AdmiralTDM · Post by **AdmiralTDM** » 2004-04-15 07:14pm

aghahahahaha dumb asses, maybe they will reinstate the draft to clean out the system a bit!

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2004-04-15 07:54pm

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm

I believe the site is sufficiently explained by the above.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-15 08:13pm

100% lethal, 100% real, and the Hondas are 100% paid for by Mom.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-15 08:17pm

fgalkin wrote:For the first time in my life I've seen a person make an even bigger fool of himself while responding to hate mail. Damn those guys are stupid.

It's all part of the shtick. The best jokes are done in dead seriousness.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2004-04-15 11:49pm

Are people still not clued into the site being a joke? I thought it was pretty obvious...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-15 11:51pm

fgalkin wrote:For the first time in my life I've seen a person make an even bigger fool of himself while responding to hate mail. Damn those guys are stupid.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I don't know, you should see the hate mail pages of those white supremacist sites Montcalm linked to. They give these guys a run for their money.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-15 11:51pm

And people say I don't have a sence of humour...

Ah, zing!!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-04-16 12:15am

HA great, that really kicks ass, just the fact that it makes fun of idiot wiggars.
*bookmarks

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-16 01:59am

Just reading your comments I am picturing a bunch of high school kids who have seen Biker Boyz and Too Fast Too Furious way too many times and the "Coustom" work they are putting on the "Vespas" that their mom and dad's buy them...

oh well won't be ther first I know someone who watched too much Akira and Nascar and did the same thing to his scooter....

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You can't make this shit up...

You can't make this shit up...

aghahahahahahaha