Non-PC Nursery Rhymes

Imperium² · Post by **Imperium²** » 2004-04-21 12:57pm

I Love Little Pussy

In Spring I Look Gay

Ride A Cock Horse

Yes, I could see teachers being fired for teaching kids these rhymes simple because of what the innuendo people would create.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-04-21 01:18pm

I thought you were going to throw in some classic Andrew Dice Clay.

Hickory, dickory dock.
this bitch was sucking my cock.
the clock struck two, I shot out my goo
and droped her off at the next block

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-04-21 03:48pm

That reminds me of Mr Ross's poem "I Miss Her Sometimes."

I MISS HER SOMETIMES

I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day.
Then I backed up and ran into her again.
And again.
I miss her sometimes.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-04-21 04:04pm

Gay AND exhibitionist. I think the second rhyme wins.

The others are just meh, mostly only the title and first verse is "controversial".